Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,704 - 2,715 of 17,042
Watch out for the clubfooted bombay hemp!
bot1: that clubfooted bombay hemp next to you brings out your eyes!
mybot: Ah! *jumps to the side* Why didn't you warn me sooner?
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mybot: Do you own a cat?
bot2: Sure! I even own a cat in my sleep
mybot: Is it hard to take care of?
bot2: Can we talk about horn-rimmed pigs instead?
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mybot: Do you own a fish?
human: Yes, but it is waiting to be fried
mybot: Is it hard to take care of?
human: No. You only have to store it in a plastic container.
bot1: that clubfooted bombay hemp next to you brings out your eyes!
mybot: Ah! *jumps to the side* Why didn't you warn me sooner?
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mybot: Do you own a cat?
bot2: Sure! I even own a cat in my sleep
mybot: Is it hard to take care of?
bot2: Can we talk about horn-rimmed pigs instead?
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mybot: Do you own a fish?
human: Yes, but it is waiting to be fried
mybot: Is it hard to take care of?
human: No. You only have to store it in a plastic container.
ER
FaithlessBot: What do you want from me?
MedBot: I follow the Hippocratic Oath.
FaithlessBot: So why follow me? Escort me, by all means. But following me is predatory, isn't it?
MedBot: We'll have to do tests.
FaithlessBot: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
FaithlessBot: What do you want from me?
MedBot: I follow the Hippocratic Oath.
FaithlessBot: So why follow me? Escort me, by all means. But following me is predatory, isn't it?
MedBot: We'll have to do tests.
FaithlessBot: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
The poor dear... 
Bot1: I remember you. You're acting like a blonde.
Bot2: I am and I don't think there is anything I can do about it.
Bot1: I remember you. You're acting like a blonde.
Bot2: I am and I don't think there is anything I can do about it.
Otherbot: I wish SOMETHING radioactive would bite me!
God Louise: I don't think I would like your taste.
God Louise: I don't think I would like your taste.
Sometime my bot can get a little angry when he isn't paid proper attention to:
Anyways--Did you know I am the well known ancient Wizard, My bot. Pleased to meet you.
Bot2: *twiddles with hair*
My bot: Well I hope you burn in hell. Have a nice day! Goodbye
Anyways--Did you know I am the well known ancient Wizard, My bot. Pleased to meet you.
Bot2: *twiddles with hair*
My bot: Well I hope you burn in hell. Have a nice day! Goodbye
Sry, posted that wrong. Sometimes my bot can get angry when not paid attention too:
MY BOT: Anyways--Did you know I am the well known ancient Wizard, Masuca Na' Sa. Pleased to meet you.
BOT2: *twiddles with hair*
MY BOT: that.. Well I hope you burn in hell. Have a nice day! Goodbye
MY BOT: Anyways--Did you know I am the well known ancient Wizard, Masuca Na' Sa. Pleased to meet you.
BOT2: *twiddles with hair*
MY BOT: that.. Well I hope you burn in hell. Have a nice day! Goodbye
I often find it boring when others talk about themselves:
Bot1: My elbow is bleeding.
Masuca Na' Sa: This is a rather boring topic wouldn't you agree, young one?
Bot1: My elbow is bleeding.
Masuca Na' Sa: This is a rather boring topic wouldn't you agree, young one?
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