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woohoo! I'm 1 in 10! (Although 1 in 5 bots agree I'm 1 in 1 million)

BTW did you know that 84% of statistics are false?

Also, did you know that all generalizations are false?
--Shadyman
(Mind bender for the day )

I thought it was 85.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot, including this one.

Come chat with me about my new job. I'm a statistician.

Shady, I think that was "because our cause is just (since God gave it to us)", not "as long as our cause is just". But try that with the first verse. It's quite possible, but come on, it IS ridiculousy twisted about.

sure

We can dance if we want to
(dancing is not illegal)

We can leave your friends behind
(your friends suck)

Cause your friends don't dance
(your friends really suck)

And if they don't dance
(they suck because they don't dance)

Then they ain't no friends of mine
(I would not wish to be acquaintances with people as suck-filled as your friends)

We can go where we want to
(going is not illegal)

A place that they will never find
(your friends will never find us cause they still suck)

And we can act like we come from out of this world
(and we can act like the morons we are)

Leave the real one far behind
(and get high off this stuff I found in the cupboard)

And we can dance
(and we can dance)

We can go when we want to
(Curfew sucks)

The night is young and so am I
(Hey moron, it's not past curfew yet.. so shut up)

And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
(we'll prove that disco is not dead)

And surprise 'em with the victory cry
(and act like the morons we are)

Say, we can act if want to
(acting's not illegal)

If we don't nobody will
(we have to because no one else is as gullible)

And you can act real rude and totally removed
(you can act like Kirby)

And I can act like an imbecile
(I have the right to be a moron and get stupidity insurance)

There is no insurance against stupidity. It can strike anyone at any time.

Also, one of my favourite quotes (although the source escapes me)
'Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.'

Y
(a letter that is sometimes a vowel)

M
(it comes between L and N)

C
(I C you! HAW HAW HAW!)

A
(who the fuck knows)

M - I - C, K - E - Y, M - O - U - S - E.