Music & Movies

That marriage thing would NEVER work. Cultures change tremendously in 10 years, and people have very short attention spans.
::shoots ladydyke with an aphrodisiac::

Listen here young lady, the older you get the older "young" gets, too. You kids under 45 shouldn't even be allowed to drink, let alone vote.

I feel pretty young, as I'm still almost two years shy of 40. You basically always feel the same as old... things around you just get younger and younger.

jbryanc for your info I am only 1 year shy of your requirement.

My requirement? My requirement? It's not me! It's in the Bible, or the Domesday book, or the Almnanac or some damn place.
*continues to rant until he is put to bed*

You youngin's... don't know nothin about nothin... I fought in the first dad gum World War! Of course, they didn't call it that back then, oh no. They called it "Operation: Kill the French" until them womanchasers up there in Washington figured out we weren't against the french. Lost me leg in that war, I did. 'Course that was common back then. You couldn't go 5 minutes in a foxhole without seeing someone with a pegleg and one ear, seeing as how the canadians bought and sold ears on the black market. Did I ever tell you the story about the time in WWII when I strangled a Nazi with his own grandparents? Or what about the time during the great depression when I...

I'm 22 and I feel old. I just went to a high school graduation and several of my friends' little brothers and sisters were graduating. That really made me feel old. Furthermore, this fall I will be a "senior". I wonder if places will give me senior discounts.

...and that's how we invented electricity. Oh no, not your cheap desk lamp electricity, but the good stuff! ::wheeze, hack:: Onyx, be a dear and hand me my medication. There's a good sport. Anyway, one time back in 'nam, our regiment was surrounded on an island off the coast of Mexico. No one had ever heard of the island, see, cause them vietnamese gooks had taken the whole durn thing over. So we got the hell outta there and nuked the hellhole from here to nanking! Say, that reminds me of the time I helped President Roosevelt led the british to victory in the gulf war...

So, uh... which is better, music or movies?

I don't feel old until I talk to these idiotic 13 year olds who seem to wanna grow up in a hurry but think the way to do it is obsess over sex & insult ppl. I find myself talking like an old woman, bitching about everything from 11 yr olds with bf's to modern music.

Hey, I'm coming up to 61 and I can tell ya ya kin get old without ever growin' up. If ya play yer cards right. Cards? Who said cards? Spawn of the devil. Deal me in.

Ever notice how somewhere in there "music" turned into a buncha half naked chicks who can't sing worth a damn? I miss the days when I could turn the radio on & hear songs I knew instead of this crappy black guy music (which includes white guys trying to sound black). To me, rap/hiphop/whatever they're calling it this week is as bad as opera.