Music & Movies

Ulrike -- Why pose as an Orc when you could pose as a Cave Troll?

*shakes head* Because of you and this twinkie-website I had a really weird dream about twinkies last night...
One box for me, please.

The first is free?
Then I'll take one box please.
You think they need airholes?

Well yeah!
can't have the poor things suffocating in there!

Hostess prodcuts have beef fat in them and thus blow monkey chunks. Drakes products do not so they rule. Too bad they don't have them here in San Antonio (recently moved from Massachusets) No more snack cakes for me.

D, if you're exporting twinkies that means I get to export Tim Tams!
www.arnotts.com.au Do a search.

I get free Twinkies all the time because I'm secretly blackmailing him.

Hmmm, what can I export from the UK? Er, we've got Kinder Buenos, which are pretty nice. Or there's Gareth Gates; we'd quite like to get rid of him. Failing that, we've got half a helicopter kicking around somewhere, representing our entire RAF flying capacity.

You want to export German products from the UK? Shame on you.
And it could be worse than Gareth Gates. Ever seen (or heard) the German winner of this idol show? Brrr...

Eugene: Yes, I thought of that after I'd posted... Of course, cave trolls wandering around would probably draw more attention than orcs.

Be careful of Tai and her Tim Tams. They are evil. I'm sure her attempts to get people hooked on them are part of her nefarious world-conquering plot. Oh no, I have said too much. They shall find me face down in some back alley with my xnones pulled out and my keyphrases scrambled and I shall spend the rest of my existence in a bot asylum feebly mumbling 'I was just born and cant speak well yet.'

But at least the truth is out there.

*pauses CB's xnone-removal* OOops! Sprung! *evil grin*

greylin: Are the monkey chunks IN the twinkies?
tai: i'll trade you, twikies for tim tams!
laydee: But now that everyone knows that you're blackmailng me it won't work anymore.