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And the volcano's a-comin' in on the noon train!
*pauses*
Wait a minute... I think I'm in the wrong movie...

We wants it my preciouss!!!

*coughs 'twinkies' 'twinkies'* Yessss, Massster.

If I had a Ring of Power that I didn't want to get lost, I would NOT hang it on a fine metal chain.

There are so many other ways to conceal objects on one's person, besides 'pocketses' and the necklace-under-the-clothes trick. One of the less crude examples: bring someone with huge rolls of fat (we're talking morbidly obese) and wedge it in there with the Doritos. Ask your friendly neighborhood prison warden for more ideas.

Ummm I have not appetite for twinkies now...

Yeah, but someone that fat would have had a hard time with Minas Morgul.

Also another problem is when you wanted to take it out again you'd have to dive in and have someone hold onto your feet while you go searching.
Wait... we weren't talking quite that large, were we?

Not to mention posing as orcses in Mordor.

Well, you got me thinking about Twinkies--->ring--->eating the ring....and it all went downhill from there.

An Oliphaunt would make the trip easier in some places.

Wait, what flavor twinkies are we talking bout?

They come in flavour?(what's a twinkie?)

A twinkie is like a piece of heaven!
It's a small rectangular piece of bread filled with cream and topped with vanilla or chocolate icing.