Music & Movies

Bake me a cheesecake and I'll take off the kneepad.

Sure! I'll bake it for you but since you live soooo far away it would never make it, so I'll just eat it for you too.

That's so sweet of you, going the extra mile like that.

What would make the best band/singer e.t.c.?
A lead singer who is fit as **** and only has a tiny spoek of tallent,
or someone who is as ugly as sin but is a musical genius?

Depends on the market. A lot of people are only interested in something that looks good, even if everything else is complete garbage. (Witness most of the pop music scene) Problem is that groups/singers like that don't last long. The ones that actually make it for the long haul are the ones with talent and ability, and there are always make-up and stage effects if they happen to be "ugly as sin".

... or they can just revel in their ugliness. I'm thinking Bob Dylan, or Frank Zappa, or that guy from the Cars ...

Or sometimes the two combine and you get an incredibly good-looking guy with bags of talent and a great voice. I'm thinking Michael Buble.

*sigh* I'm going to marry him, even if he doesn't know it yet...

And doulos - you could send me a box of twinkies instead. I've heard they're indestructable.

My sister told me she's already snagged Mr Buble. Which means if *I* can't have you YOU can't either!
Either that or we can tie my sister up in her room and throw away the key and when you least expect it I'll shove you in there with her and run off with Michael all to myself!

Twinkies can be destroyed, but to do it you have to hurl them into the volcano from which they were forged.

I will take them, though I do not know the way!!

This looks familiar..