Seasons

Maybe if I show Bush my website, I can get on disability.

I always thought of welfare recipients as anyone who gets money from the public but is not employed by it.

Could somebody please tell me what my jaw is connected to?

to your skull by way of your temporo-mandibular joint (or something like that.

isn't there a famous story about a man who killed himself because he found out he couldn't move his upper jaw?

I CAN'T FEEL MY TOENAILS!

are you sure you really have toenails?

Are you sure you even exist at all?

If "I think, therefore I am" is true, then I can't exist.

I could have told you that a LOOONG time ago, numbskull (if you even have a skull to be numb LOL

jk
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This is incredible. I actually got a good computer with a normal keyboard today. I'm awake, too. Now if I just had something to say.
*looks over recent posts*

Does anyone out there know Sign Language? I have an aunt and uncle who are deaf, and whenever I am around them I feel handicapped. They can talk to each other through closed windows, across crowded rooms, etc.

I speak fairly fluent American Sign Language. Well, I suppose it may have rusted over the last couple of years, but at least I DID at one point.

It's actually one of the easiest languages to learn, and a fun one to boot. Well, ASL anyway, I never much cared for Signed English.

I took ASL classes years ago to help with my job with disabled people, which was also years ago. Real rusty, though. A few weeks ago, I went to a choral concert with an excellent sign interpreter and understood many of the signs, but I can't call them to my own memory spontaneously when I need them.