Seasons

I thought he was trying to make some kind of weird smily

That's the way I read it at first. Hydrogen and helium exist, I can't argue that.

In some form, anyway.

Stop making fun of my "in some form" thingy! Gosh!

I must be just plain weird, because I auto-corrected the 'H' into 'He' without the chemistry allusions. ;P

*is amused*

Finally! Someone understands me!

I did the same, lol.

Yeah, I read H as He...

Yahoo!

I just ignore it...

Here is an idea for a natural language learning bot - step 1: break down the user's sentence into individual words

step 2: store them in order of usage in a database

step 3: for each word in user's sentence search database for occurance of word, using the next occuring word to continue the sentence, making new sentences in correct gramatical order (assuming the user talks with proper grammar) based on learned words

Here is another idea:

step 1: break down the user's sentence into individual words

step 2: store 2 files: a record of the conversation, each word on a seperate line, and each sentence separated, and a database file. The database file will have a record for each word containing the word name, the total amount of times the word has been used, and a value for the total times associated with every word in the database.

step 3: use the following algorithm to sort out overused words and prevent sentences like "it the and it or and for the": V = A/T x 100, or Value of link between two words = Association total divided by the total amount of times the word has been used, times 100 to make an integer instead of a fraction.

step 4: perform algorithm on every two consecutive words in the user's sentence, to filter out overused words and get the main idea of the sentence, and pick the two consecutive words with the highest link value (V)

Step 5: search conversation record for context that includes both words, and use that context as a response.