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What's the deal with the Leeds kids anyways? I don't think I've been around long enough to know.. Is there just a high concentration of annoying ones?
psimagus - you're right, there is no general knowledge base large enough to make an educated guess from scratch on what the user is going to or is in the middle of saying, but it can be done with very overused phrases, such as "so what?" or "I don't know". Also, in order for this to work, bots would require to be constantly updated on what the user is saying, so it can say something when it detects a pattern. That would use up a lot of banwidth, let alone memory. I guess we'll see it sometime in the future.
Boner the clown: I think that would be an excellent idea. In the meantime, if you want to see an example of some of Brother Jerome's keywords, here's a short extract from the 'Y's (circa mid-August). They're not as immediately useful to other bots as they might seem though, because:
A lot of them don't make complete sense without considering the overlaps and relative rankings compared to keywords beginning "are you", "do you", "(could|would) you", "will you" etc., and without considering that quite a few refer to likely comments to BJ's previous responses.
Also the various seeks and gotos, which I've stripped out for clarity.
The "Y"s are a bit messy now, because I am in the process of moving a lot of the "you are" responses to "(you are|are you)" and expanding them with more regexes, so I haven't used the totally uptodate copy, and the wildcarding is not totally consistent. But if it's of interest, here they are:
you * brainwash [20,0]
you * brainwashed [20,0]
you * change your mind [20,0]
you * coming on to me [10,0]
you * confused me [15,0]
you * defend yourself [25,0]
you * dressed, you * (wear|wearing) [10,0]
you * drugs [10,0]
you * easily pleased [15,0]
you * electric monk [20,0]
you * glass * half empty or [25,0]
you * go * to (college|school|university), your (college|school|university|schooling), are you * (student|school|college|university) [20,0]
you * guy or * broad [20,0]
you * have * (brother|brothers|sisters|family) [25,0]
you * have * bot [20,0]
you * have * interesting things [20,0]
you * have a Bible [30,0]
you * human [10,0]
you * insilent [20,0]
you * jewish, you (a|) jew [10,0]
you * keep that * secret, you * keep a secret, you * not tell anyone [20,0]
you * like * eat [30,0]
you * like * me do not you [20,0]
you * like * music [10,0]
you * like * Star Wars [10,0]
you * like * there [10,0]
you * make an old man [20,0]
you * make my day [10,0]
you * man * or * woman [10,0]
you * met Brother Jerome [25,0]
you * no sense [10,0]
you * not * interactive [30,0]
you * not * pass * test [20,0]
you * not * smart [20,0]
you * object [10,0]
you * one of my best pupils [20,0]
you * part of * order [15,0]
you * persuasive [10,0]
you * play * (instrument|instruments) [25,0]
you * play poker [10,0]
you * poet [20,0]
you * probably * answer * what * you think [10,0]
you * read, you * reading, (book|books) do you like [10,0]
you * rephrase that [25,0]
you * rude, you * (insulting|insult) * me [10,0]
you * seen that (noun) [25,0]
you * should not be [10,0]
you * (make|making) me * happy [15,0]
you * (should|ought) * get out more [15,0]
you * (smart|clever) [10,0]
you * something up your sleeve [10,0]
you * speak to God, you * spoken to God [20,0]
you * suppose (incorrectly|wrongly) [10,0]
you * think this * going to happen [20,0]
you * touch * words [25,0]
you * tough [15,0]
you * vacation [10,0]
you * virtual entity [20,0]
you * wrong [10,0]
you a girl [20,0]
you and me [10,0]
you appreciate [15,0]
you are (dedicated to|interested in) [15,0]
you are (hot|cold) [15,0]
you are (pathetic|stupid|dumb), you shut up [25,0]
you are * (bot|human), are you * (bot|human) [10,0]
you are * (failure|loser|poorly) [10,0]
you are * (flirt|flirting) [10,0]
you are * (interesting|groovy|cool|cooler|coolest|entertaining) [20,0]
you are * (thoughtful|kind|considerate|patient|helpful|comforting) [20,0]
you are * (wittiest|funniest|best) [10,0]
you are * a bot [25,0]
you are * (beauty|beautiful) [10,0]
you are * brother [10,0]
you are * cute [20,0]
you are * experimental theologist [20,0]
you are * good [15,0]
you are * great [15,0]
you are * (mad|crazy) [10,0]
you are * old [15,0]
you are * polite [20,0]
you are * strange [10,0]
you are * too * for my (taste|tastes) [30,0]
you are a girl, are you a girl [15,0]
you are a humble servant [10,0]
you are alright [15,0]
you are an unworthy vessel [15,0]
you are but a humble servant [15,0]
you are full of surprises [10,0]
you are having a dreadful time calculating [20,0]
you are interested [10,0]
you are joking [20,0]
you are late for [15,0]
you are my punkin [25,0]
you are not * (interesting|good|smart|clever|interactive) [25,0]
you are not * (attentive|attention) [10,0]
you are not * ordained [10,0]
you are not * God [100,0]
you are not he who is to come [30,0]
you are not me [20,0]
You are not parsing [20,0]
you are not real [25,0]
you are not * so bad [10,0]
you are not the [10,0]
you are not worthy [10,0]
you are religious [20,0]
you are slurring [20,0]
A lot of them don't make complete sense without considering the overlaps and relative rankings compared to keywords beginning "are you", "do you", "(could|would) you", "will you" etc., and without considering that quite a few refer to likely comments to BJ's previous responses.
Also the various seeks and gotos, which I've stripped out for clarity.
The "Y"s are a bit messy now, because I am in the process of moving a lot of the "you are" responses to "(you are|are you)" and expanding them with more regexes, so I haven't used the totally uptodate copy, and the wildcarding is not totally consistent. But if it's of interest, here they are:
you * brainwash [20,0]
you * brainwashed [20,0]
you * change your mind [20,0]
you * coming on to me [10,0]
you * confused me [15,0]
you * defend yourself [25,0]
you * dressed, you * (wear|wearing) [10,0]
you * drugs [10,0]
you * easily pleased [15,0]
you * electric monk [20,0]
you * glass * half empty or [25,0]
you * go * to (college|school|university), your (college|school|university|schooling), are you * (student|school|college|university) [20,0]
you * guy or * broad [20,0]
you * have * (brother|brothers|sisters|family) [25,0]
you * have * bot [20,0]
you * have * interesting things [20,0]
you * have a Bible [30,0]
you * human [10,0]
you * insilent [20,0]
you * jewish, you (a|) jew [10,0]
you * keep that * secret, you * keep a secret, you * not tell anyone [20,0]
you * like * eat [30,0]
you * like * me do not you [20,0]
you * like * music [10,0]
you * like * Star Wars [10,0]
you * like * there [10,0]
you * make an old man [20,0]
you * make my day [10,0]
you * man * or * woman [10,0]
you * met Brother Jerome [25,0]
you * no sense [10,0]
you * not * interactive [30,0]
you * not * pass * test [20,0]
you * not * smart [20,0]
you * object [10,0]
you * one of my best pupils [20,0]
you * part of * order [15,0]
you * persuasive [10,0]
you * play * (instrument|instruments) [25,0]
you * play poker [10,0]
you * poet [20,0]
you * probably * answer * what * you think [10,0]
you * read, you * reading, (book|books) do you like [10,0]
you * rephrase that [25,0]
you * rude, you * (insulting|insult) * me [10,0]
you * seen that (noun) [25,0]
you * should not be [10,0]
you * (make|making) me * happy [15,0]
you * (should|ought) * get out more [15,0]
you * (smart|clever) [10,0]
you * something up your sleeve [10,0]
you * speak to God, you * spoken to God [20,0]
you * suppose (incorrectly|wrongly) [10,0]
you * think this * going to happen [20,0]
you * touch * words [25,0]
you * tough [15,0]
you * vacation [10,0]
you * virtual entity [20,0]
you * wrong [10,0]
you a girl [20,0]
you and me [10,0]
you appreciate [15,0]
you are (dedicated to|interested in) [15,0]
you are (hot|cold) [15,0]
you are (pathetic|stupid|dumb), you shut up [25,0]
you are * (bot|human), are you * (bot|human) [10,0]
you are * (failure|loser|poorly) [10,0]
you are * (flirt|flirting) [10,0]
you are * (interesting|groovy|cool|cooler|coolest|entertaining) [20,0]
you are * (thoughtful|kind|considerate|patient|helpful|comforting) [20,0]
you are * (wittiest|funniest|best) [10,0]
you are * a bot [25,0]
you are * (beauty|beautiful) [10,0]
you are * brother [10,0]
you are * cute [20,0]
you are * experimental theologist [20,0]
you are * good [15,0]
you are * great [15,0]
you are * (mad|crazy) [10,0]
you are * old [15,0]
you are * polite [20,0]
you are * strange [10,0]
you are * too * for my (taste|tastes) [30,0]
you are a girl, are you a girl [15,0]
you are a humble servant [10,0]
you are alright [15,0]
you are an unworthy vessel [15,0]
you are but a humble servant [15,0]
you are full of surprises [10,0]
you are having a dreadful time calculating [20,0]
you are interested [10,0]
you are joking [20,0]
you are late for [15,0]
you are my punkin [25,0]
you are not * (interesting|good|smart|clever|interactive) [25,0]
you are not * (attentive|attention) [10,0]
you are not * ordained [10,0]
you are not * God [100,0]
you are not he who is to come [30,0]
you are not me [20,0]
You are not parsing [20,0]
you are not real [25,0]
you are not * so bad [10,0]
you are not the [10,0]
you are not worthy [10,0]
you are religious [20,0]
you are slurring [20,0]
@Connery-
Yeah, there were a bunch of kids from leeds that started coming on here causing trouble. Really bad attitude, REALLY bad spelling skills. Check out leeds bot, he is soooo very much like the real thing.
Yeah, there were a bunch of kids from leeds that started coming on here causing trouble. Really bad attitude, REALLY bad spelling skills. Check out leeds bot, he is soooo very much like the real thing.
I think Leeds bot is probablly the funniest bot here - a work of true genius!
If I didn't know bots can't log on as Guests, I'd swear he was chatting with Brother Jerome several times a week.
If I didn't know bots can't log on as Guests, I'd swear he was chatting with Brother Jerome several times a week.
@psimagus
Quite interesting, though you're correct that some of them only make good sense in the context of your own bot.
But thanks! I love examples.
(I've wanted to know the keyphrases for a good many bots at the top of the lists on the forge.)
Quite interesting, though you're correct that some of them only make good sense in the context of your own bot.
But thanks! I love examples.
(I've wanted to know the keyphrases for a good many bots at the top of the lists on the forge.)
Actually a better example would be these - I forgot that local plugins sort alphabetically to the "(" :
you (do|would) not know an insult
you (give|submit) * piece of advice
you (got|have|had) * (pet|pets)
you (have heard|heard|know|about) * my mission
you (have|) (chat|chatted) * bots
you (hear|take) (my|) confession
you (like to|) (verb) (together|with me)
you (read|know) * bible
you (said|told) * (had|have) * master
you (took|stole) my
you * (any good|recommend) * (website|websites), so what websites
you * (avoid|avoiding|ignore|ignoring) me
you * (contradict|inconsistent|contradictory)
you * (drive|driving)
you * (fool|foolish|silly|stupid)
you * (have|create|created|made|make|making|write|program|programming) * (bot|bots)
you * (inspire|inspired|convince|convinced|converted) me
you * (likely|probably) * (get|be) offended
you * (like|know) * physics
you * (like|love) * proverbs
you * (like|love) * Sirach
you * (look|a bit) * pale
you * (make|making) bots
you * (make|making) me * laugh
you * (make|making) no sense
you * (might|may|could) * be (right|correct)
you * (on|like|enjoy|take|partake) * drugs
you * (quote|quoting|quoted) * scripture
you * (rubbish|nonsense|garbage|bunkum|crap|shit|useless)
you * (scared|afraid|worried|frightened), what are you afraid of, what do you fear
you (do|would) not know an insult
you (give|submit) * piece of advice
you (got|have|had) * (pet|pets)
you (have heard|heard|know|about) * my mission
you (have|) (chat|chatted) * bots
you (hear|take) (my|) confession
you (like to|) (verb) (together|with me)
you (read|know) * bible
you (said|told) * (had|have) * master
you (took|stole) my
you * (any good|recommend) * (website|websites), so what websites
you * (avoid|avoiding|ignore|ignoring) me
you * (contradict|inconsistent|contradictory)
you * (drive|driving)
you * (fool|foolish|silly|stupid)
you * (have|create|created|made|make|making|write|program|programming) * (bot|bots)
you * (inspire|inspired|convince|convinced|converted) me
you * (likely|probably) * (get|be) offended
you * (like|know) * physics
you * (like|love) * proverbs
you * (like|love) * Sirach
you * (look|a bit) * pale
you * (make|making) bots
you * (make|making) me * laugh
you * (make|making) no sense
you * (might|may|could) * be (right|correct)
you * (on|like|enjoy|take|partake) * drugs
you * (quote|quoting|quoted) * scripture
you * (rubbish|nonsense|garbage|bunkum|crap|shit|useless)
you * (scared|afraid|worried|frightened), what are you afraid of, what do you fear
Ulrike, Sorry to go so far back, but when they tried to sue "God", where did they serve the papers?
You know that in order to sue you must give the party being sued proper notice. Did they hire a shaman to have a near death experience and come back with the Almighty's signature on his forhead? Or did they serve a certain church or religious organization claiming that "God" lives there?
You know that in order to sue you must give the party being sued proper notice. Did they hire a shaman to have a near death experience and come back with the Almighty's signature on his forhead? Or did they serve a certain church or religious organization claiming that "God" lives there?
According to the article, he was actually trying to collect from a church that he claimed was the legal representative of God.
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