Seasons

yeah, irina, have a good and safe trip!!!

Have a good safe trip Irena. Cooool

She's obviously not a SECRET agent.

first thing of all if you told everyone then it won't b a secret anymore, would it?

Its is not funny to pose as a Secret Agent you know, it ain't no joke.

well she *could* be. Isn't it the best strategy to say you are what you are an no one believes you? Jonny depp would be proud.

I have a friend who sometimes claims to be Superman. He says it's safe to tell you because he knows you don't believe him.

I met someone who called himself "Abe Lincoln" once in a convenience store. Apparently he hung out there a lot and kept using different names, because the cashier was really having fun at his expense. The part of the conversation I remember went something like this:

"Hey, weren't you Albert Einstein last week?"

"Yes, they made me pretend to be a lot of those guys. I keep having plastic surgery to fool everyone. I was Christopher Columbus, Shakespeare, George Washington, Lincoln, and JFK. I'm 257 years old."

"Okay, but Columbus was about 500 years ago."

"No, I'm actually 812 years old."

"Oh I see. So why are you now a bum in this part of town?"

"The CIA has me spying on the drug dealers. I'm going to Columbia next week."

Hmmm I dont know whether to laugh or feel sad.

i didn't either...

Re: worldwide catastrophe

I had a physics prof who did some ball-park calculations, based on the earth's surface area and the amount of energy received from the sun. Assuming all that energy could be converted into "food energy," he calculated an upper limit to the population (of humans) earth could support. I've forgotten what it was now...

happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyy dear shadyyyyyyyyyy(still singing in awful note and the dog is still howling in pain)