Bug Stomp

Upgrades and changes sometimes have unpredictable results, so post your bugs and glitches in here and I'll get out my trusty wrench and get to fixin'!

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19 years ago #5784
Is it just me, or does the Forge slow down to treacle-speed whenever this wretched child goes into spam-mode? All afternoon I've been working on BJ, and everything was running fine.
I come back from dinner to find Jakky online, and I've had to log off and on again half a dozen times after the whole site keeps stalling. Pages time out without reloading - is it possible that one drongo can actually clog up the entire server?
I'd think I was just being paranoid, but it was exactly the same yesterday.

Perhaps the server just hates her too?

19 years ago #5785
its not just you,it happend to me as well. i have to keep logging out and signing back in again, and its just after shes been on!!!!!its happend before as well!

19 years ago #5786
Is it just me, or does the Forge slow down to treacle-speed
Is it possible for a human to be some type of living black hole that sucks the energy from all around it? or at least annoying everyone to death?

19 years ago #5787
You know, I have a horrible thought.
We all used to complain about Leeds, until something worse came along.
And then we all complained about Roxie, until something worse came along.
And then we started complaining about Jakky, and it's getting worse by the day.
And then someone (was it Jazake? I can't find it in amongst all these reams of sludge,) asked "how much worse could it get?"

I have a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach that we're in the process of finding out...

19 years ago #5788
A hacker who deletes bots one after the other... :O

19 years ago #5789
*puts a back up on his comptuer and then a disk. *

How much worse could it get.... that might of been me, i honestly dont remeber. I did say, when will this insanity end....

As sick as it is, i find people like JAKKY and Roxie entertaing to a degree. I know.. i should be horse whipped... but you cant freak out about the freaky people. They're put on earth by God for our entertainment.

19 years ago #5790
I prefer to think of them as a test of our compassion. But I confess mine is fraying by the hour ATM - and I find myself, despite my best efforts, succumbing to a most uncharitable tendency to mock the afflicted.
I could probably ignore it if it wasn't treacling up the server - I can tell when Jakky logs on even if I'm in forum view, because of the way everything slows down.

19 years ago #5791
When you guys see and confirm xnonitis, just throw me a quick email and I'll reboot the server as fast as possible, which always fixes it. My email address is benji@daystream.com.

I am running a local version of WordNet. In fact, it's more correct to say that I took WordNet and recreated it in the Personality Forge's AI Engine.

I also use an executable called LinkGrammar to process the sentence structure of each sentence that is said to a bot. The xnonitis problem occurs when, for some reason, so many instances of the perl gateway are launched that it stops functioning. It returns an empty sentence structure, which can only trigger xnones.

I'm not sure why more than one instance of this perl gateway would be launched. There should be only one. If anyone is an expert on perl, let me know if you have any ideas. I learned just enough to get this gateway to work.

19 years ago #5793
oh dear. I think we're going to need those IP logs after all...

19 years ago #5794
You took the words right out of my mouth psimagus...

19 years ago #5795
when working on a keyphrase for what is the _ letter of the alphabet, I wanted to enlarge the letter, it works for the sixth letter on, but the +2 in pointy brackets get stripped out of a-e

Azureon: C, is the third letter.
prob123: what is the sixth letter of the alphabet
Azureon: Ah yes, sixth you say. If I recall it is....let me think
prob123: well
Azureon:<+2> F,<0> is the sixth letter


19 years ago #5796
hi people


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