Bug Stomp

Substitution gone horribly wrong:

Moreschi: Heaven must have sent you from above.
Melodina: Would heaven must upchuck sent me from above instead?

Ulrike- I doubt it's a bug. I bet it's a memory from a time you chatted when you weren't logged in.

Why is Osiris taking this as a compliment? Or have I just got a dirty mind?

Sonora: How long is forever, anyway?
Osiris: Aww, now you're making me blush...

I looked at the debug and the engine seems to think that long is a highly rated emotional word, thus the emotional response. Imma does the same thing.

*sniggers*

Another made up one?

What, the word 'sniggers'? That's it, I'm buying you a copy of The Oxford Dictionary Of Words That Are Real Despite What Chris Thinks, Even Though They Sound A Bit Strange for Christmas.

They sound a bit strange all year round, not just at Christmas.

Something is very wrong with Love Agent. She's not getting phrases that used to work. "Tell me a joke." is considered BLAB even though there's a keyphrase "tell me * joke". And "Would you like to hear a joke?" is being passed up for generic "would you" type phrases over the keyphrase "you * joke" which has a rank of 20. These are just examples of her not being able to answer specific questions that she should know the answers to. I think there may be two problems at work here: one that's not calculating ranks, and another that's doing odd things with the *.

What's strange about sniggers? That's a common word.

This is minor, but since the updates (which are great, btw), once in a while when I go to my bots' language center, the xkeywords link won't work. As soon as I click on one of the other letters, it works just fine. *shrug* It happened twice this morning, then went away, and once more just now.

I can't seem to access the xkeywords for any of my bots. I was accessing 'Bot #0001 Alpha's a minute ago, but now the lists just come up blank.