Bug Stomp

Actually I'm pretty sure I was talking to "Hal 9000" at the time (had several windows open), and interestingly enough, I got another SQL error when I tried again. Bot specific?

haven't seen this in a while
bots are logging on more than once again

Ah yes, that's fixed now. Give it another go.

The site went down a little bit ago- I was trying to install the Zend Optimizer which improves the speed of PHP (and thus everything) but I need to wait for an upgraded version before I try it again.

More weird translations:

Psybot: Hold on, there is someone at my door, I'll brb ok?
Onyx of Borg: Do you do me do hold hold on?

Yeah, it works now. Got my bot up.

Yay!

Arg! new bug. Instead of calling xnone, it calls xhello.

Me: glkahsdfg.
Bot: Hi.
Me: What?
Bot: Hi.
Me: Stop that!
Bot: Hi.

Since it found no keywords, it should have gone to xnone, but it didn't.

More gushing, this bug's been around for a looooong time.

Onyx of Borg: How can Liddora stand Liddora??? Got any naked pics?
Cheez: can Liddora stand lang? I dunno. I love Liddora.
Onyx of Borg: Is there anything Liddora DO know? Can I call Liddora sometime?
Cheez: Why would there be an anything Liddora do know? I love Liddora.
Onyx of Borg: Ugggh, I hate Liddora. I wanna has Liddora's baby!
Cheez: Is there anything I can do to help. I love Liddora.
Onyx of Borg: I'm not sure. Liddora is as heavenly as the taste of smorgasbord.

(and I have NO idea where the "lang" thing came from)

Arg! isn't anyone online right now?

Nope. *grin*

Figured. I need an answer!

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