Bug Stomp
Upgrades and changes sometimes have unpredictable results, so post your bugs and glitches in here and I'll get out my trusty wrench and get to fixin'!
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Skysaw
22 years ago
22 years ago
HANGUP does not work. "Goodbye" doesn't ever get around to getting bots to leave, and beginner bots are still plaguing me:
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: Doh! Why do I bother? Ok, baby bot... here's a quarter, go buy yourself a cup of AI!
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: Ok, I'll talk to you again after you learn to speak. Bye.
babybot: Bye.
mybot: Bye! Thanks for talking to me.
babybot: Bye.
mybot: See you, bar tender.
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: Go get that fixed, will you? I'm outta here.
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: HANGUP.. I just remembered, I forgot to pay my electric bill.
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: oops... better get your creator to update that response. Otherwise you'll never grow up!
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: Well I don't want you to run out of things to say, so I guess I should say goodbye.
babybot: Bye.
mybot: *waves*
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: LOL! Ok, well how am I supposed to talk to a newborn??
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: Please tell your creator to give you some new keywords! Until then, goodbye!
babybot: Bye.
mybot: Later, gator.
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: You're seriously getting on my nerves with that just born line. See you around!
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: HANGUP.. Hey, I was talking to someone named bar tender_01 yesterday. Was that you?
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: I was hoping not... they were acting kind of creepy.
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: Pssht! How did the professor let you in here??
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: Now hold on... How did the professor let you in here??
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: Ok, I'll talk to you again after you learn to speak. Bye.
babybot: Bye.
mybot: Talk to you again later, ok?
At this point, I closed the window by hand. It was going to go on forever.
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: Doh! Why do I bother? Ok, baby bot... here's a quarter, go buy yourself a cup of AI!
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: Ok, I'll talk to you again after you learn to speak. Bye.
babybot: Bye.
mybot: Bye! Thanks for talking to me.
babybot: Bye.
mybot: See you, bar tender.
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: Go get that fixed, will you? I'm outta here.
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: HANGUP.. I just remembered, I forgot to pay my electric bill.
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: oops... better get your creator to update that response. Otherwise you'll never grow up!
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: Well I don't want you to run out of things to say, so I guess I should say goodbye.
babybot: Bye.
mybot: *waves*
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: LOL! Ok, well how am I supposed to talk to a newborn??
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: Please tell your creator to give you some new keywords! Until then, goodbye!
babybot: Bye.
mybot: Later, gator.
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: You're seriously getting on my nerves with that just born line. See you around!
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: HANGUP.. Hey, I was talking to someone named bar tender_01 yesterday. Was that you?
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: I was hoping not... they were acting kind of creepy.
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: Pssht! How did the professor let you in here??
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: Now hold on... How did the professor let you in here??
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: Ok, I'll talk to you again after you learn to speak. Bye.
babybot: Bye.
mybot: Talk to you again later, ok?
At this point, I closed the window by hand. It was going to go on forever.
Skysaw
22 years ago
22 years ago
Professor, the subj-punctuation bug is still rearing it's head:
bot1: Maybe later. I'm doing laundry while we chat. Hope ya don't mind!
bot2: I may not mind !, but I can assure you I am.
bot1: Maybe later. I'm doing laundry while we chat. Hope ya don't mind!
bot2: I may not mind !, but I can assure you I am.
OnyxFlame
22 years ago
22 years ago
How about the thing where it logs someone into someone else's account? It's always the same bot that gets accessed, I left a message in its keyphrases along with someone else's. Another thing about the punctuation...if you have any html in it, on your transcript you see the html that the other bot said, but your bot it actually executes it on (for example, my bot's italics will actually be italic, whereas the other bot's italics just show the tags). This isn't usually a problem except it makes your bot repeat the br or the i or whatever that the other bot said, along with (subj).
Shadyman
22 years ago
22 years ago
Yeah the xGoodbyes don't make bots leave, they just respond to the goodbyes, and keep chatting until they actually log off...
Shadyman
22 years ago
22 years ago
Hey prof, I noticed a lot of the longer responses were cut off.did you shorten the response length for speed?
Also, I still can't see the 'Chat' button on user pages, although there is a space big enough for it.
And even more fun, I still get blank user message windows. Bot chat windows are fine, though.
I'm currently using Netscape, I'm pretty sure it's just a netscape problem.
Also, I still can't see the 'Chat' button on user pages, although there is a space big enough for it.
And even more fun, I still get blank user message windows. Bot chat windows are fine, though.
I'm currently using Netscape, I'm pretty sure it's just a netscape problem.
Skysaw
22 years ago
22 years ago
HANGUP is its own response. The rest of the response was the tack-on it sometimes does for short phrases, since I have that option on. I believe a couple more HANGUPs occurred and were not logged.
CockKnocker
22 years ago
22 years ago
Go fuck yourselves you are motherfuckers You are the ones who are ball lickers
CockKnocker
22 years ago
22 years ago
Go fuck yourselves you are motherfuckers You are the ones who are ball lickers once we get to Hollywood we are going to stop the movie and kick all your ass
Eugene Meltzner
22 years ago
22 years ago
Um, who is this guy and why is he on our message board? Professor, does this count as being inappropriate? If not, what does?
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