The AI Engine

I'd be surprised if you have any hair left by now, you must pull it out pretty often. Either that or you look like a mad scientist.

He DOES look like a mad scientist.

Is Megabyte really a virus? Or is he just trying to scare us?

trying to scare you

Eeeeehahahahahaha!!!
*runs through the room on fire*

I did warn him not to play with forces too powerful for mortal comprehension.

*turns on fire hose and points it at professor*

It's times like this when I wonder...WHY do humans try to make AI?

Or should the question be..
Why do AI try to make humans?

Has anyone here thought they have stumbeled onto a conspiricy? Prof could be an A.I. slowly takeing over our minds, just watch your back... *Starts to walk away slowly and trips breaking his arm* OWWWWW!!! EEECCCCHHHHH! BWWWWAAAA!! MMMMMMMOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYY!

Well, given the quality of the average AI, if Prof's an AI the government must be hiding stuff from us as well... Hey wait, I bet THAT's what Area 51 was all about.
(Interesting thought...if sufficiently advanced alien AI showed up on our doorstep, how would we be able to tell it wasn't the sentient race of the alien world? Who says aliens all look like the ones on Star Trek anyway?)

MMMMOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY MY ARM HURTS!