The AI Engine

Will that mess anything up? And is it possible the new database would make responses and such faster?

I'm sure there will be bugs, but I'll sqash them ASAP. And my hope is that things will be faster, but there's no way to know without trying it.

There shouldn't be as many bugs as from going to SQL from Access

Crap Crap crap carp Crap CRAP CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!

I just spent all day converting the database to MySQL hoping that it'd be faster and bugless but it's 5 times SLOWER than SQL Server! I want my day back!
*thump thump thump*

I'd be surprised if you have any hair left by now, you must pull it out pretty often. Either that or you look like a mad scientist.

He DOES look like a mad scientist.

Is Megabyte really a virus? Or is he just trying to scare us?

trying to scare you

Eeeeehahahahahaha!!!
*runs through the room on fire*

I did warn him not to play with forces too powerful for mortal comprehension.

*turns on fire hose and points it at professor*

It's times like this when I wonder...WHY do humans try to make AI?