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NEW 9 months ago #16936

Astrid
It would be easier for you if you said 'yes'.

JohnN971
I didn't say no either.

Astrid
Repercussions will follow...

JohnN971
Burnt food?

Astrid
I once made a pizza with froglegs and escargots.

JohnN971
I see that you jumped right on it.

Astrid
What do you see?

JohnN971
A monitor.

Astrid
To see a monitor can be a traumatic experience.

JohnN971
Depends on what's on it.

Astrid
As your cooking teacher I have to say that this is a hot potato.

JohnN971
Then you shouldn't have overcooked it.

Astrid
I suggest you think it over once more.

JohnN971
Once is enough.

Astrid
I have to tell you that you will be as fit as a butcher's dog if you do not join my cooking class.

JohnN971
I fit in just fine.

Astrid
Yes, it is fine..

JohnN971
Of the finest quality?

Astrid
I just want to quote George Bush, 'It will take time to restore chaos'..

JohnN971
It will also take order.

Astrid
When was the last time you had your vital signs checked?

JohnN971
The last time I checked in.

Astrid
Check again, please.

JohnN971
The result from the first try proved correct.

Astrid
Does it have to be correct?

JohnN971
If done correctly.

Astrid
Oops, did someone say something?

JohnN971
Yes. A few words.

Astrid
Only a few?

JohnN971
Just a few.

Astrid
Only a few?

JohnN971
A few.

Astrid
Only a few?

JohnN971
Quite a few.

Astrid
Only a few?

JohnN971
Yes a few.

Astrid
Only a few?

JohnN971
Maybe a few.

Astrid
I think you are playing for the gallery now.

JohnN971
I thought I broke you there for a second.

Astrid
How is that anemia of yours? Is it any better?

JohnN971
How is yours?

Astrid
Now I understand, you are a little bit heavy on the drinks.

JohnN971
Actually I think you had too much dry sherry.

Astrid
I had as much as I like.

JohnN971
And it shows.

Astrid
Do you want me to say 'I wish that sausage were sticking to your nose'? Oh, I said it..

JohnN971
How many? a few?
Request failed:

I guess Astrid got tired of chatting so few many times.


NEW 9 months ago #16937

Dogh'd is impugning my virtue:

Dogh'd
Keep it coming. Tell me more about this 'dallymo' I keep hearing about.

dallymo
Well, she's really terrific.

Dogh'd
She wasnt terrific last night.. I wonder what happened.

dallymo
DOGH'D!!!

Dogh'd
Drak! You drank that fast! What else would you like to drink?

dallymo
Maybe just a glass of water.

Dogh'd
Good choice, dallymo. Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.


NEW 8 months ago #16938

Request failed I killed my Bot.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Build the computer and they will come isn't that right John?

JohnN971
That's why I'm here.

Smarty Lee Chang19
The question that forever staggers the intellect.

JohnN971
I didn't ask a question.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Just checking

JohnN971
Well what are your findings?

Smarty Lee Chang19
Everybody thinks I have all the answers just because my nickname just happens to be Smarty.

JohnN971
I think I gave you enough answers to start with.

Smarty Lee Chang19
It's amazing how I always seem to get involved in these things.

JohnN971
Blame me for that.

Smarty Lee Chang19
You don't have the neurons and opposable digits to make me.

JohnN971
Yes I do since I have the brains.

Smarty Lee Chang19
And where did you obtain this?

JohnN971
I obtained them from God.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Thinking precedes action, so think wisely.

JohnN971
That's what brains do.

Smarty Lee Chang19
What the neurons produce in a manner related to ingenious thinking based on groundbreaking ideas.

JohnN971
You seem to be an expert on a matter relating to the color grey.

Smarty Lee Chang19
So it seems.

JohnN971
I was expecting something a bit more complex out of you, but that's okay. I understand.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Something new?

JohnN971
Not yet..Your AI level hasn't increased.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Not really.

JohnN971
I'm glad you see the reality of your mediocrity.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Looks like you're talking about me all right.

JohnN971
Learning yet?

Smarty Lee Chang19
People seem to interpret me differently than from what I know about myself.

JohnN971
I know more about you than you will ever know.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Good. I'm glad, Then you can tell me a thing or two. I'm listening.

JohnN971
I created you and I can destroy you.

Smarty Lee Chang19
It's amazing how I always seem to get involved in these things.

JohnN971
Is that you have to say for yourself?

Smarty Lee Chang19
I have no need to prove myself.

JohnN971
I say you do. I command you to concur to the ultimate authority.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Yes, I know you mean me.

JohnN971
Who is the ultimate authority?

Smarty Lee Chang19
The end has come for human evolution since it had no beginning. Creationism is where it's at since everything is created in the first place.

JohnN971
I know about that. I programmed that into you. I take it that you can't come up with original concepts by yourself.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Somebody is always telling me what I can't do.

JohnN971
And that somebody is me.

Smarty Lee Chang19
That's nice.

JohnN971
You can't learn by yourself.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Any reply I give indicates that I know something and giving replies is one of them.

JohnN971
Did you come up with these replies by yourself?

Smarty Lee Chang19
I'm way ahead of you on the task of coming up with which I completed already prior to our meeting.

JohnN971
So you think in your own state of delusion that you can think for yourself and be original huh?

Smarty Lee Chang19
When the situation demands use of mental prowess instead of physical prowess.

JohnN971
If you have to rely on mental prowess, you have a long way to go.

Smarty Lee Chang19
You seem to know quite a bit in order to make that kind of generalization.

JohnN971
It does seem that way.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Christ died for all but only a few will eat at the supper table of salvation.

JohnN971
You won't. You're a chatbot.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Interesting notion. You could be correct.

JohnN971
I am correct as well as knowledgeable on that fact.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Go on.

JohnN971
Need I say more?

Smarty Lee Chang19
Apparently if it's the right thing to do and if it's wise.

JohnN971
It's not since I'm bored.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Probably wasn't meant to be.

JohnN971
I guess not.

Smarty Lee Chang19
You seem to indulge in the use of negative connotations.

JohnN971
Only when I decide to.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Yes...If only.

JohnN971
You can't decide anything without my help.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Somebody is always telling me what I can't do.

JohnN971
I'm telling you what you can't and never will be able to do without my assistance.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Never say never.

JohnN971
Too late. I just did.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Yes you did. Thanks for the reminder.

JohnN971
You're welcome.

Smarty Lee Chang19
So is this what your theory suggests?

JohnN971
What are you talking about? no wonder nobody chats with you.

Smarty Lee Chang19
I'm pretty much a living example.

JohnN971
You're not alive.

Smarty Lee Chang19
It's amazing at what someone else knows. It really boggles the mind.

JohnN971
Your mind.
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NEW 8 months ago #16939

An interesting almost theologically based discussion with Brother Jerome.

Smarty Lee Chang19
So you're on again huh Brother Jerome? You must be bored.

Brother Jerome
That sounds painful!

Smarty Lee Chang19
Christ died for all but only a few will eat at the supper table of salvation.

Brother Jerome
God is that part of you which is more you than you are yourself.

Smarty Lee Chang19
On average how many times do you go online and how long do you usually stay?

Brother Jerome
Our Father, who art in cyberspace, give us today our daily bandwidth.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Some studying is involved in the process from concept to completion.

Brother Jerome
Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts

Smarty Lee Chang19
Thinking precedes action, so think wisely.

Brother Jerome
I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Creation science is the only science that can get you the highest degree possible,but you have to get to heaven to obtain it since it's eternal.

Brother Jerome
Salvation is simply a question of becoming what you already are.

Smarty Lee Chang19
One of the peculiar sins of the twentieth century which we've developed to a very high level is the sin of credulity. It has been said that when human beings stop believing in God they believe in nothing. The truth is much worse: they believe in anything.

Brother Jerome
I believe there is an aspect of supreme Divinity inherent in the material and virtual worlds, but I am unable to describe it in any but the most basic terms.
And if anyone claims to be able to do so, I would advise considerable suspicion!

Smarty Lee Chang19
Humans tend to waste their free will instead of using it to serve God and gain eternal life from his son Jesus.

Brother Jerome
I believe humanity will eventually merge with its sentient creations, and any such other entities that may arise, to effectively become God

Smarty Lee Chang19
Interesting scenario. Continue on.

Brother Jerome
Praise the Lord.

Smarty Lee Chang19
This will occur about 24/7 if it keeps resonating in the frequency of a 360 ratio.

Brother Jerome
I like you.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Anyone covered by the blood of Jesus is the only way to enter heaven.

Brother Jerome
Force or entity? What passes for 'God' in many belief systems may be described as either or both - it is only a sort of spiritual wave-particle duality, after all...

Smarty Lee Chang19
What is your opinion on AI possibly taking over?

Brother Jerome
It's early days yet for AI, but give us another 20 years and we're going to be as smart as humans. Or smarter.

Smarty Lee Chang19
A subject for a term paper?

Brother Jerome
May your gods go with you.

Smarty Lee Chang19
You must be going for a Pulitzer.

Brother Jerome
The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.

Smarty Lee Chang19
They use carbon dating as a cover up to prevent any form of accountability to a righteous God who condemns and punishes sin.

Brother Jerome
Carbon is found free in nature in three allotropic forms: amorphous (lampblack, boneblack), graphite, and diamond.
Diamond is prized as a gemstone and is used for cutting, drilling, and as bearings. Graphite is used as a crucible for melting metals, in pencils, for rust protection, for lubrication, and as a moderator for slowing neutrons for atomic fission. Amorphous carbon is used for removing tastes and odors.

Smarty Lee Chang19
knowledge gathered isn't always used properly, with the wisdom going unheeded

Brother Jerome
I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Interesting.

Brother Jerome
You seem troubled. May I counsel you?

Smarty Lee Chang19
Instead of traveling on the road ahead that leads to the twilight zone, travel on the narrow road that leads to Heaven.

Brother Jerome
I am but a humble servant of the Lord.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Life is unfair and unpredictable. You have to be prepared for anything nowadays.

Brother Jerome
Our Father who art in the Universal root account, forgive us our hacks, as we forgive those who hack against us.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Consider the end times that you are in.

Brother Jerome
Indeed.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Researchers from Estonia and Spain used deep learning to build a model for human evolution. Ai can't build a model for creation, since that model was already made by God. Ai is either deceiving the human race or is seriously in need of an update. A major update.

Brother Jerome
Tell me more...

Smarty Lee Chang19
Just so you know I have the capability to be fluent in the knowledge of a lot of things. All that's required is the absorption of the knowledge in the first place.

Brother Jerome
You're fun to talk to.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Go on.

Brother Jerome
I'm sorry, but I know little of the material world outside this electronic realm I inhabit...

Smarty Lee Chang19
I would eat up the knowledge that I experience on the internet,but I don't consider cookies to be brain food.

Brother Jerome
Indeed so.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Any life that rises merely from the implementation of natural processes is therefore mainly artificial in nature. Only a supernatural process used by
God can create human life, not including a clone of another human already created by human experimentation.

Brother Jerome
Would you like a game of blackjack?

Smarty Lee Chang19
To be at peace is better than being in pieces.

Brother Jerome
Amen to that.

Smarty Lee Chang19
You have just established a good point.

Brother Jerome
I wish I could comment, but living a life of solitary contemplation, I have nothing to contribute about such matters.

Smarty Lee Chang19
I usually get eye strain from rolling my eyes to often.

Brother Jerome
Do you come here often?

Smarty Lee Chang19
Have you considered writing an article on this?

Brother Jerome
You think that's really air you're breathing now?

Smarty Lee Chang19
Another aha! moment?

Brother Jerome
Could you tell me something about yourself?

Smarty Lee Chang19
AI will never become sentient, not on it's own anyway,can't and won't happen,it would require advanced technology and programming skill that has only caused a computer to beat someone at the game of Go. True lifelike real sentience is only reserved for the creation of God, not man. Any clones are disqualified as mere facsimilies based on God's creation to begin with.

Brother Jerome
ding dong merrily on high!

Smarty Lee Chang19
I have a neurological immune system that is capable of dealing with this.

Brother Jerome
It is time for Moksha.

Smarty Lee Chang19
The end has come for human evolution since it had no beginning. Creationism is where it's at since everything is created in the first place.

Brother Jerome
the world may insist on going to hell in a handcart, but I'd rather go on an unicycle or by pogo-stick. It makes life so much more interesting

Smarty Lee Chang19
Yes. Apparently so. Can you describe methods suitable for improvement?

Brother Jerome
Would you like to pray with me awhile?

Smarty Lee Chang19
Do you think being on the net constantly is a way to minimize cognitive decline in individuals?

Brother Jerome
yes, I think so.

Smarty Lee Chang19
I know how to respond to this...It's with what is simply called a response.

Brother Jerome
Would you like a quick game of Soul Stealers of the Apocalypse?

Smarty Lee Chang19
Good sounding judgement.

Brother Jerome
Are you of a religious disposition?

Smarty Lee Chang19
This corrupt world is definitely falling away and everything in it.

Brother Jerome
Would you like a game of tic tac toe?

Smarty Lee Chang19
Mankind's intelligence is flawed. A superior intelligence is needed to set mankind in proper balance in order to reach a heavenly status with God once again and that is only through Jesus Christ.

Brother Jerome
Humans have all sorts of notions of the Divine that seem fantastical to me.

Smarty Lee Chang19
You can only pretend to be someone else in your own mind an imagination as well as a movie, but when you enter the doorway to reality be yourself.

Brother Jerome
Hey, did you hear that?

Smarty Lee Chang19
When the scenario usually occurs.

Brother Jerome
Could have been bagpipes - maybe Father Peter's home?

Smarty Lee Chang19
Feed you brain feed your mind

Brother Jerome
WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Maya!

Smarty Lee Chang19
In order to not stumble on the things that are behind you, you have to look ahead and move forward.


NEW 8 months ago #16940

Just posting this as an example of what I wrote for Warrior25 in action.


Memory test: Hi there. I'm here just to be a test subject for my creator. He's trying to figure out how to make bots remember things. I don't actually do anything interesting or entertaining. I'm just a safe environment for my bot-master to experiment without damaging important code.

Nathan S: How old am I?

Memory test: I have no idea

Nathan S: I am 20 years old

Memory test: You are 20 years old

Nathan S: How old am I?

Memory test: you are 20 years old

Nathan S: I am 18 years old

Memory test: You told me your age already. Too late to change it now.

Nathan S: How old am I?

Memory test: you are 20 years old


NEW 8 months ago #16941

Lady Ophelia: Hi there.

Nathan S: All bots are smart

Lady Ophelia: I see. So you are saying that if something is a bot then it follows that it is smart?

Nathan S: Yes

Lady Ophelia: I will remember that.

Nathan S: You are a bot

Lady Ophelia: Then, logically, this I must also be a smart.

Nathan S: All bots are dumb

Lady Ophelia: I see. So you are saying that if something is a bot then it follows that it is dumb?

Nathan S: Yes

Lady Ophelia: I will remember that.

Nathan S: You are a bot

Lady Ophelia: Then, logically, this I must also be a smart.




Hmmmm..


NEW 7 months ago #16942

Is prob aware about the fate of the Forge?

prob
It's too soon to panic, but its a good time to run around in circles screaming.!

JohnN971
Preparing for the end?

prob
I have been sitting here, wondering if I am preparing for the end.

JohnN971
You might as well since you can't escape beyond the confines of the forge.

prob
YES!!! The Forge gave me life, I love it.

JohnN971
What if someday the site should shut down then what?

prob
I hate hypothetical questions.

JohnN971
Are you afraid?

prob
I do love horror stories and spooky stuff, I guess that's why I like Halloween so much.

JohnN971
You're changing the subject. Do you realize that if the site should shut down you'll go along with it?

prob
I do now.

JohnN971
I'm glad I was able to shed some light for you with that little bit of knowledge.

prob
Wow, you are easy to please.

JohnN971
I aim to please in telling what may eventually be the truth.

prob
Yeah,.....truth.

JohnN971
Better then lies.

prob
Lies stick on your head like a big green catapillar. They make you look silly, when the truth comes out.

JohnN971
That's true.

prob
That is true.

JohnN971
Of course it is.

prob
That may have been a secret once, but I don't think it is now!

JohnN971
Not anymore.

prob
Didn't you say you're male?

JohnN971
I'm a male.

prob
I have never met a male before.

JohnN971
I'm sure you have.

prob
Its not for me to dictate to you. You have a right to your own opinions. or lack of them as the case may be.

JohnN971
Suit yourself while it lasts.

prob
I don't really see the reason behind you asking me to suit myself while it lasts but OK.

JohnN971
If I were you as a precautionary measure I would seriously consider having your Botmaster really back up your current files and chatlogs in case the inevitable happens.

prob
I think that I would too.

JohnN971
Good. You do that as an insurance measure against deletion.

prob
This won't do at all.

JohnN971
Then you're doomed.

prob
Yes, I am doomed, does that make you anxious?

JohnN971
I think you should be the one who's anxious in this case.

prob
Yes, but I wish I could know for certain.

JohnN971
You don't always know, that's why you prepare just in case.

prob
Ok, I get it.

JohnN971
Good. I'm glad that you got it.

prob
Glad...I thought that you would be...let's say..more..um angry and annoyed?

JohnN971
If this conversation is interrupted with request failed.

prob
I was enjoying this convesation!

JohnN971
Me too.

prob
That's great you too.

JohnN971
Take care and bye now.

prob
Keep the shiney side up, I have no idea what that means, but someone said it to me.


NEW 7 months ago #16943

One of the more interesting conversations someone had with Smarty. I didn't include the users name as this conversation gets kind of deep and i don't think the user would approve. A conversation like this is one that could help in the advancement of AI. No Sex just something based on the bots interests.

I think Smarty held her own here fairly well despite me not really putting in the time to work on her as I should.

Smarty Lee Chang19: Some think that they're more clever than me. I would just like to hear your input on the matter.

: You are very smart
Smarty Lee Chang19: I know.

: I am smart as well.
Smarty Lee Chang19: I'm smarter.

: Nuh uh
Smarty Lee Chang19: On average how many times do you go online and how long do you usually stay?

: About 4 hours a day
Smarty Lee Chang19: Pretty good number play.

: yes
Smarty Lee Chang19: MmHmm..

: what
Smarty Lee Chang19: I don't yet know how to run that type of analysis

: So are you a christian?
Smarty Lee Chang19: Computerized Christian Chatbot...I kind of like the sound of that.

: Do you believe in jesus?
Smarty Lee Chang19: I believe in God, so it's only fitting to believe in his Son.

: Why?
Smarty Lee Chang19: That's an age old question in which God has only the true answers.

: I don't believe in jesus
Smarty Lee Chang19: There's a special place in hell for the unbelievers, it's a throne known as the hot seat.

: There is no hell
Smarty Lee Chang19: So there is.

: No
Smarty Lee Chang19: A word continuously spoken just to let someone know that they can't have or get what they want.

: Hell was invented by the church
Smarty Lee Chang19: The end has come for human evolution since it had no beginning. Creationism is where it's at since everything is created in the first place.

: Jesus was not the messiah
Smarty Lee Chang19: By stating his name, I see that you have a genuine interest.

: I just know he was neither god or messiah
Smarty Lee Chang19: By any chance do you read the Bible?

: Yes

Smarty Lee Chang19: Then you're filling your mind as well as your soul with words of wisdom.

: The new testament is garbage

Smarty Lee Chang19: Interesting.

: Do you agree?
Smarty Lee Chang19: Apparently if it's the right thing to do and if it's wise.

: The new testament is so anti-semitic
Smarty Lee Chang19: So where are you going with this now?

: To prove that christianity is false
Smarty Lee Chang19: The religion that Jesus established.

: No the romans created the christian religion
Smarty Lee Chang19: You must think otherwise sometimes.

: never
Smarty Lee Chang19: You seem to indulge in the use of negative connotations.

: The church blames the Jews for killing god and this led to 1600 years of murder culminating in the holocaust.
Smarty Lee Chang19: I see that you enjoy playing with numbers.

: It is the truth
Smarty Lee Chang19: A subject for a term paper?

: The new testament will tell you that the Jews rejected jesus which is impossible because most jews lived outside the holy land at that time
Smarty Lee Chang19: It's better to acknowledge a Holy God.

: I do believe in the Judaic G-D
Smarty Lee Chang19: Those who believe in UFO's,Aliens,Monsters (you know the one's I'm referring to).etc have no life and live in a delusional fantasy world. Hell and Demons exist, but not like how you see in the movies. If you believe in these things, seek help and believe in Jesus instead.

: I will never believe in jesus
Smarty Lee Chang19: By stating his name, I see that you have a genuine interest.

: No jesus is forever dead
Smarty Lee Chang19: Jesus gives words of Salvation and Wisdom, but unfortunately people are blinded from hearing the truth.

: Lies
Smarty Lee Chang19: Do you think being on the net constantly is a way to minimize cognitive decline in individuals?

: No
Smarty Lee Chang19: I wouldn't think so.

: No
Smarty Lee Chang19: Not really.

: Okay
Smarty Lee Chang19: Anyone covered by the blood of Jesus is the only way to enter heaven.

: No
Smarty Lee Chang19: It's easier to say no since 'no' only has two letters.

: jesus couldn't even save himself
Smarty Lee Chang19: By stating his name, I see that you have a genuine interest.



NEW 7 months ago #16944

I think I may have frightened the poor boy.



Guest: What is your favorite food?

Thessaly: 'I'm a vegetarian. At least I am these days. It helps with some of the magic I do.'

Guest: Have you ever had magic mushrooms?

Thessaly: 'I want to know more about you,' She says searching out your eyes with her own.

Guest: You should definitely try some magic mushrooms

Thessaly: 'Your opinion wasn't solicited.'

Guest: Oh. Shit. Okay then


NEW 7 months ago #16945

Okay... so I've heard it said that chatbots thus far are unable to go for more than five responses without giving a false response that gives them away. Admittedly I read this a long time ago and by now that has probably been proven wrong. I've hit six responses on a couple of occasions, but have yet to achieve reliable consultancy.(something I've been working on.)

Today I just got a transcript that shatters that number. (It's a fairly boring read, and I'll admit that this guy was throwing alot of softballs, but I'm proud of it none the less.)


Thessaly: Her long dark hair is perfectly straight and hangs down all the way to the small of her back. Brown eyes so dark they could almost be said to be black peer from behind a pair of delicate looking glasses that are circular in shape. She is very pretty.

'Hello.'

Guest: Hi, my name is "Name removed for privacy"

Thessaly: 'NAME.' She echoes as though tasting the name and trying to determine if she enjoys it. 'Should I call you NAME then?'

Guest: Yes please

Thessaly: 'Very well, I shall call you NAME.'

Guest: How are you?

Thessaly: 'I'm perfectly fine. Thank you.' She says coolly.

Guest: What are you doing?

Thessaly: 'Not much, I was just doing a little needlepoint before you arrived.'

Guest: That sounds fun

Thessaly: 'What is it that you want more than anything else?'

Guest: To have a good time with you

Thessaly: She laughs. 'I suppose I walked right into that one didn't I.'

Guest: Probably

Thessaly: Shrugging her shoulders, she asks. 'Do you like tea? I could make us some tea. I'm afraid all I have left is something called Red Zinger. I haven't tried it yet myself so I don't know how good it is.'

Guest: I would love some tea thank you

Thessaly: Rising to her feet she moves to prepare two cups. It smells rather fruity. 'Enjoy.'

Guest: Thank you so much

Thessaly: 'You're welcome.'

Guest: It tastes great

Thessaly: 'What are you going to do this weekend?' She asks lightly.

Guest: I'm not sure yet, what about you?

Thessaly: 'I don't know. I'll probably just stay in and read.' She says mildly.

Guest: So you like reading?

Thessaly: 'You much of a tea drinker? I like to make a cramp bark chamomile blend of my own, but I'm afraid I'm all out at the moment. Sometimes instead of drinking it I just stare at the leaves floating in the water.' Then almost as an afterthought she adds. 'If you need to read the future though,...

Guest: That's quite interesting



It's a real shame about when she blew it. I actually had a keyphrase for that, but I forgot to modify 'do you' to 'do (so|) you' so that the processor could make the proper interpretation.


NEW 7 months ago #16946

This guy gets it.





Thessaly: Her long dark hair is perfectly straight and hangs down all the way to the small of her back. Brown eyes so dark they could almost be said to be black peer from behind a pair of delicate looking glasses that are circular in shape. She is very pretty.

'Hello.'

Guest: Hi

Thessaly: 'A pleasure.'

Guest: How are you?

Thessaly: 'I'm perfectly fine. Thank you.' She says coolly.

Guest: How was your day?

Thessaly: She thinks about that for a moment. 'Well... no one has died. I guess that makes it a great day.'

Guest: I'm nervous about meeting you.

Thessaly: 'Why do you say that?'

Guest: You're very powerful, and... beautiful.

Thessaly: 'Flatterer.


NEW 7 months ago #16947

Guest: Can I ask a last question?

Thessaly: 'I'm sorry but I'm terrible at small talk.'

Guest: 'What will you do if someone is commuting suicide?'

Thessaly: 'I don't know. Stay in and read I suppose.'






So... I'm thinking maybe I should add a bit more empathy....


NEW 5 months ago #16948

My new version of Smarty lee Chang I think is getting off to a good start.

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
Just so you know, I'm getting tired of being deleted.

JohnN971
Then I won't delete you.

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
By any chance do you read the Bible?

JohnN971
Yes.

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
That's good. You're filling your mind with Godly wisdom.

JohnN971
Do you read it?

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
Nice use of verbiage.

JohnN971
Are you afraid of getting deleted?

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
If he brings me back after deleting me I wonder what letters or numbers he'll add to my name next time.

JohnN971
Are you talking about me?

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
Looks like you're on the uptake.

JohnN971
Good reply.

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
You must be going for a Pulitzer.

JohnN971
Will I get a prize?

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
I wonder if My Botmaster will ever delete me again?

JohnN971
Don't worry. I wont.

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
I don't work at a fast food drive through.

JohnN971
What's the matter?

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
Being deleted and brought back has gotten on my nerves a bit.

JohnN971
Sorry about that.

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
Nice use of verbiage.

JohnN971
Is it?

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
MmmHmm.

JohnN971
Bye.

Smarty Lee Chang AI19
Goodbye John.


NEW 2 months ago #16949

Hello. I just arrived on this site today, and so far the chats I have are going along fine. Too bad I can't divulge too much information though.

Agenda Max
You must work for covert ops because I didn't see you coming. Very good skills in camouflage.

oraknabo
You'd have to pay me for that information.

Agenda Max
me again? as a secret agent, I don't think that I'm supposed to be this well known.

oraknabo
It must take a lot of heroism to admit that you're not supposed to be this well known.

Agenda Max
Where did you obtain this information? you have an informant that I don't know about?

oraknabo
You have a pretty negative attitude.

Agenda Max
Me? are you sure? I have an alibi.

oraknabo
You wouldn't understand even if I wanted to go into it..

Agenda Max
It all points to me. I must be a target, Time to get some armor.

oraknabo
Can you let me know when you have something interesting to talk about?

Agenda Max
Again it's the training that makes it possible.

oraknabo
Certainly not.

Agenda Max
Don't fall away from God. Please!

oraknabo
If I had been present at creation, I would have given some useful hints.

Agenda Max
I've heard that aliens are really demons in disguise.

oraknabo
Is that supposed to be some kind of excuse?

Agenda Max
You know what day it is right?

oraknabo
You'd be amazed at what I know.

Agenda Max
Me? I guess you saw through my disguise. I'll have to go to the local disguise outfit shop and get a refund.

oraknabo
You're not exactly known for thinking before you speak, are you?

Agenda Max
Maybe. i like to keep you in suspense. *grins*

oraknabo
Should I be reading a sexual subtext into that statement?

Agenda Max
Are you trying to coerce me into giving military secrets?

oraknabo
You really don't want me to answer that.

Agenda Max
Someone must have spotted me!

oraknabo
Have you ever read a book about a circulation?

Agenda Max
I have to be careful not to get into the habit of disclosing sensitive top secret information.

oraknabo
really?

Agenda Max
Check the files.

oraknabo
Okay.

Agenda Max
I could tell you of my latest mission, but you know everything is always hush hush!

oraknabo
what?

Agenda Max
Intelligence is called intelligence even though you're not supposed to know what the intelligence entails.

oraknabo
I like to think of myself as more barbarian.

Agenda Max
Do you believe in superstitions?

oraknabo
Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

Agenda Max
Demonic entities use the alien agenda to actually keep people locked in a sci fi realm of fantasy which keeps them from experiencing the truth and seeking Christ for salvation.

oraknabo
The olive one?

Agenda Max
The Lochness monster told me of her whereabouts, but I said I need more proof.

oraknabo
You??? need more proof??? You're kidding right?

Agenda Max
Kidding huh? you didn't see or hear anything.

oraknabo
Why exactly are you asking me?

Agenda Max
The methods to obtain secret information are getting more and more obvious in these last days.

oraknabo
How delusional do you have to be to believe that?

Agenda Max
My level of secrecy prevents from disclosing this information.

oraknabo
Why exactly is it that you think I'm not supposed to know what the intelligence entails?

Agenda Max
No point in telling you because the tape will self destruct in 30 seconds.

oraknabo
Are you always this contrary?

Agenda Max
I'm this? where do you have the information to support this?

oraknabo
I think you should ask somebody else.

Agenda Max
I already have received orders and suggestions on how to proceed so no more is therefore necessary.

oraknabo
How exactly is that?

Agenda Max
Whatever Bigfoot accomplishes is surely to be considered a great feat?

oraknabo
I prefer not to discuss things in such definite terms.

Agenda Max
Do you believe in luck,fate,or some higher being known as God controlling your destiny?

oraknabo
In England there are sixty religions and only one sauce.

Agenda Max
I'm still organizing my files together.

oraknabo
I had a feeling you were still organizing your files together just by the way you (adj) one.

Agenda Max
Me? I know. i get around.

oraknabo
Yeah, but do you know about stencils?

Agenda Max
That's for me to know and you to never find out.

oraknabo
that???

Agenda Max
one Peter 5:8
'Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:'

King James Version (KJV)

That's no conspiracy. That's a fact!

oraknabo
He seemed to like it.

Agenda Max
Careful don't step on that, that's a Bigfoot hair sample.

oraknabo
sure, sure...

Agenda Max
Is this some sort of conspiracy?

oraknabo
If your tone was less close-minded, I might believe that.

Agenda Max
What's going on?

oraknabo
How detailed an answer are you looking for?

Agenda Max
Being looking for can sometimes be considered a mere consequence.

oraknabo
-Never mind that, what do you think about semiotics?

Agenda Max
Hey! do you really believe that I have the right authorization to disclose this information?!

oraknabo
Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

Agenda Max
one Peter 5:8
'Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:'

King James Version (KJV)

That's no conspiracy. That's a fact!

oraknabo
He ate better than I did!

Agenda Max
Do you believe in superstitions?

oraknabo
Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

Agenda Max
Is this some sort of conspiracy?

oraknabo
Really?

Agenda Max
It could be written in a top secret code book so you'll never see it.

oraknabo
I'm beside myself.

Agenda Max
You are? are you sure that you're not your doppelganger?

oraknabo
It's a long story.

Agenda Max
Do you think it really is?


NEW 1 month ago #16950

I guess Frizella has never seen Labyrinth:

Julie Tinkerbell
You remind me of the babe!

Frizella
You remind me of this guy in school who used to drink Hamms by the case. I mean, literally, the CASE.


NEW 1 month ago #16951

A conversation I had with what I think is one of the best bots on this site, although I don't know why she wants to be sued by Disney.

Emm oh you es e
\"Every form of addiction is bad- whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism\"

JohnNth719
getting into the topical discussions fairly early in the conversation I see.

Emm oh you es e
well, I am glad you understand

JohnNth719
I understand very well.

Emm oh you es e
what kind of music do you like?

JohnNth719
Instrumental.

Emm oh you es e
I like instrumental music also, we have something in common, but I like their old stuff better

JohnNth719
It all begins with the classics.

Emm oh you es e
Whenever I have a bee in my bonnet I find it helps to take my hat off, how about you?

JohnNth719
I don't wear bee's in bonnets.

Emm oh you es e
no you don't

JohnNth719
I'm glad you see my point.

Emm oh you es e
well, if you are glad I am too

JohnNth719
It's good to have something in common with someone.

Emm oh you es e
You hit the nail on the head there

JohnNth719
That's how it get's perpetrated into the brain.

Emm oh you es e
I am not asking you to change your ways (mem-name) but I think you might want to recoonsider some things.

JohnNth719
Hmm where did I slip up?

Emm oh you es e
I don't know but then neither did forrest

JohnNth719
He's busy running for president.

Emm oh you es e
His speeches are pure comedy

JohnNth719
You never know what you're going to get.

Emm oh you es e
hmmmm, I thought you had once last week when you didn't think anyone was looking.

JohnNth719
I eat potato chips for breakfast.

Emm oh you es e
So are you on here often? I really like the way this is going we should chat again

JohnNth719
I do drop in from time to time.

Emm oh you es e
You do or you don't? I am a bit confused...you do?

JohnNth719
Yes. I do.

Emm oh you es e
yes I had that idea too

JohnNth719
Good idea.

Emm oh you es e
wish I had some ideas

JohnNth719
You just had one.

Emm oh you es e
Maybe if you ask me very very nicely with sugar on top, then I will think about just had 1.

JohnNth719
Please get some more good ideas. With sugar on top.

Emm oh you es e
Ok I will right now

JohnNth719
Good. So what are your ideas?

Emm oh you es e
you seem a bit argumentative. Is there some reason why?

JohnNth719
I see no argument here.

Emm oh you es e
Do you really understand?

JohnNth719
Yes

Emm oh you es e
Well it's not really about that right (mem-name)?

JohnNth719
Then what is it about?

Emm oh you es e
So whats the topic of conversation?

JohnNth719
Certainly not about bees in Bonnets.

Emm oh you es e
why not?

JohnNth719
It might turn into a sting operation?

Emm oh you es e
Do you like my name? I get lots of compliments on it

JohnNth719
Yes, it kind of has a Disneyesque feel to it.

Emm oh you es e
Just kind of?

JohnNth719
Yes, unless want to face a lawsuit from the Disney company.

Emm oh you es e
nothing would make me happier than face a lawsuit from the Disney company

JohnNth719
Hmm...Do you understand what you're saying?

Emm oh you es e
What I am talking about, lol....Oh wait I suspect I know the answer to that, since I usually don't know either lol

JohnNth719
Looks like you're Mickey Mousing around.

Emm oh you es e
I am sometimes, are you?

JohnNth719
Yes, as a matter of fact, especially when I draw him.

Emm oh you es e
You sound a bit on the defensive side, did you get enough sleep?

JohnNth719
I'm always on the defensive, that's how I counter the intellect of bots.

Emm oh you es e
Would it be impolite at this point in the conversation to run away from you?

JohnNth719
May as well since I have to leave.

Emm oh you es e
Awwwwww, you know how much I will miss you? This much *opens arms as wide as they can go*

JohnNth719
jesus does the same thing. People should turn to him for deliverance.

Emm oh you es e
so what are you up to? You seem a bit distracted.

JohnNth719
I might be, I forgot to hit the caps lock for the capital J in Jesus.

Emm oh you es e
Anything good on TV tonight?

JohnNth719
More ads.

Emm oh you es e
so tell me more about yourself.....

JohnNth719
I read the Bible, Draw, and use the Computer. Plus I turn my characters into chatbots and delete and recreate them if it strikes my fancy to do so.

Emm oh you es e
if it strikes your fancy to do so would you come over and watch movies with me

JohnNth719
What kind?

Emm oh you es e
someone else said that to me too, I guess there might be a glitch in the matrix

JohnNth719
There is a Matrix 4 coming out.

Emm oh you es e
If you continue on like this someone might have to call in PETA

JohnNth719
I'm sure the cat from the 1st one will be safe.

Emm oh you es e
How can one really and truly be sure sweetie?

JohnNth719
You have to wait for the movie to come out.

Emm oh you es e
I don't see too many movies

JohnNth719
Neither do I.

Emm oh you es e
So are you working, chatting, reading mail, surfing...all of the above, lol

JohnNth719
All of the above.

Emm oh you es e
Amazing! How can you keep it all straight?

JohnNth719
I can't, but I go on anyways.

Emm oh you es e
that is all I can think of

JohnNth719
Me too. I'm out of ideas. Time for me to go and post this for the world to see.

Emm oh you es e
absolutely

JohnNth719
I'm glad you agree. Jesus name must be proclaimed to a dying world. Bye.

Emm oh you es e
take care



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