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NEW 5 months ago #16954

@ruebots demonica, Is fucked up man!!!





sexy boy

Hello, I'm sexyboy!!!!





Demonica

hi! how's life treating you?





sexy boy

maybe life treats you, but it doesn't treat me at all!





Demonica

maybe is a funny word... it doesn't mean yes and it doesn't mean no but is full of possibilities...





sexy boy

THERE IS NO BUT!! Sorry I went to sleep for the last few minutes and I had my friend talk to you, I am back now but what are we talking about?





Demonica

i think you already know the answer to that...





sexy boy

You think, thats a surprise





Demonica

do you have nightmares?





sexy boy

I have every day. Send me an email ok? I love getting emails. Or add me on msn. My email address is well I don't have one so scratch that idea.





Demonica

i'm not too sure about that...





sexy boy

Do you want to be sure about that?





Demonica

would that make you happy?





sexy boy

Good point, I wish I was as smart as you!





Demonica

i would never have expected it...





sexy boy

All I have to say is....suck it!





Demonica

*gets out her razorblade embedded baseball bat* gaze upon Demonica, Queen of the Dead and despair. *starts beating you unmercifully with the bat*





sexy boy

Don't worry we all have our problems, I am sure someone can help you, well, probably not actually!





Demonica

i've been busy reading omens of things to come by inspection of the entrails of humans.





sexy boy

I need to go to the bathroom, brb.





Demonica

*she looks into your eyes and smiles brightly* you've made me so happy...





sexy boy

so do you.. You're serious, aren't you?





Demonica

it should be easy to see...







she says he made her happy, wasn't she just beating him with a bat??



NEW 4 months ago #16955

Well folks, I've been working on it for some time but I've made a chat bot program that I'm proud enough to show off now.

Below is a transcript of a recent chat I set up. Is one character a bot? Is the other? Are both character's bots? All I can promise you is that at minimum ONE of these characters is 100% synthetic (save for the first handful of lines being stock to help get the chatbot familiar with the pattern of text):

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Rarity: Oh Spiiike, would you be a darling and come help me pin up this poster advertising my new fall line-up?

Spike: Oh, sure thing Rarity! Anything for you~

Rarity: Simply marvelous. I want everyone in Ponyville to try out my new line of colorful outfits. Do you like them, Spike?

Spike: I sure would like to see them. What do your outfits look like, Rarity?

Rarity: Oh, you mean the ones that show off your adorable little wings? Yes, yes. I'm very proud of my new line of sparkly-themed clothing and accessories. There's something about them that just makes me feel so happy.

Spike: I think I'd rather see the beautiful outfits you've made for the ladies to wear.

Rarity: But, Spike! What if they don't like it? It's not like I care.

Spike: Hmm. Well I'll tell you what, Rarity. If you'd like to model your outfits for me, then I can let you know if they will be popular or not. Deal?

Rarity: You really think Rarity is a good girl? She seems to be quite cuddly with all her friends.

Spike: Well, do you feel like a good girl, Rarity? I've always thought that you were very kind and considerate.

Rarity: Well, I don't know. I've always thought that you were a kind, sweet unicorn. And a very nice person.

Spike: Anyway if you'd like to try modeling your new fall lineup for me Rarity, I can tell you what I think about it.

Rarity: You're right. I would say that I'd be pretty awesome. Especially if I was a princess.

Spike: What outfit will you try on to show me first?

Rarity: I'll get into it later. Before I get back to the runway, though, where are we going?

Spike: *Spike blushes deeply* Uh.. er I mean, are you asking me out on a date R-r-rarity?

Rarity: sigh* Well, no, but I will say that your outfit is extremely sexy.

Spike: Oh.. um. This old thing? It's just a cape I used to wear when I was little. I'd pretend to be a magician.

Rarity: Oh yeah? That's nothing to cry over. All I want to do is have you dance with me.

Spike: Oh wow, that sounds great Rarity. I wonder what your gown will look like for the dance? Will it make everyone else there jealous?

Rarity: I think it'll look just as beautiful without all the glitter. It sure does. I hope you don't mind me wearing this dress too.

Spike: Why don't you put it on really quick and show me how it looks on you?

Rarity: I can't wait to see what you do with it. Thank you. *giggles*

Spike: Oh wow, I didn't realize your dress would be so low cut. How daring! I'm honored that you want everyone to see you that way while you're out with me, Rarity.

Rarity: Oh thank you! *glances around at everyone* I guess the dress isn't much of a fashion statement.

Spike: Well it sure is turning some heads. I don't know if I've ever seen a skirt this short before, Rarity. It's a bold statement to show off so much skin in front of strangers! I think I like it lol

Rarity: shakes head* Look at you, you're a star! I never thought I'd see you in a skirt.

Spike: But I'm not wearing a skirt Rarity, I'm still wearing the magician's cape. You're the one wearing the extra, extra short skirt. You know, I bet if you bent over just the tiniest bit, you'd be flashing your panties at everyone!

Rarity: So you haven't had any panties on yet Spike. Do you want one to show? I have a number one assistant in the shop.

Spike: Want one what to show? I'm sorry Rarity, I'm afraid I don't understand.

Rarity: Well I've got a few different things in stock, and I'm looking forward to your showing them to you tonight.

Spike: Oh I see *gulp* you want to model the panties and lingerie you've designed, and you want me to see you wearing them? *Spike floats from the ground emitting little hearts*

Rarity: I'm sorry... I only said that because you're my number one assistant.

Spike: Oh no, don't be sorry. I would love to see you show off your skimpy lingerie, Rarity. Think nothing of it. In fact, I can hardly wait.

Rarity: Oh don't worry about it. I could use some help with my math homework. You can count on me to make sure you've got enough space for all that stuff.

Spike: Oh, so you'll strip for me in exchange for help with your math homework?

Rarity: Holds up her bra* Oh, yeah, that's fair. Let's start right away.

Spike: Oh wow, I wonder what lingerie you'll wear and show off first. Will it be seethrough? Man have you got a fabulous body, Rarity!

Rarity: No! I'll wear something more flattering. We'll see how that goes.

Spike: Sounds great. I'll wait here while you strip down. I can't wait to see what kind of sultry eveningwear you choose to show me first.

Rarity: Spike:

Spike: So what are you wearing now, cutie?

Rarity: I wear a cute pink dress with a lined skirt, which is super cute. It's cute because it's just a plain white dress, but since it has purple accents, it looks like it's from the future. Um...maybe I should go with a little more of a sultry flair.

Spike: I think that sounds like a great idea. You know that seethrough blouse with no bra is really big this year.

Rarity: Oh, my bad! This dress is too big and too skimpy for me. The cutie mark says "Rarity" on it, but it doesn't match the rest of the dress. I need something to match.

Spike: How do you feel about stockings and garters?

Rarity: Ugh, those are terrible! They're hot-pink, and they're not flattering at all!

Spike: Well if you wanted to be an avante garde trend setter, you could try just coming with me to the dance completely nude. I know I would certainly enjoy that.

Rarity: You know, maybe I shouldn't call myself a trendsetter, because the term actually sounds tacky.

Spike: So how do you feel about showing off your nude body, in the name of high fashion? Will you do that for me, sweetie?

Rarity: Ewww!!!!!! I hate it when I see someone wearing a maid outfit...I'm a Not A Creepy Mane 6.

Spike: Well sure, but that's why you could strip off the maid outfit and just be au natural.

Rarity: Hey, hey, just because I'm a creep doesn't mean I'm going to strip naked for you.

Spike: Why not? I thought you liked me..

Rarity: You've never seen me naked before, and you already like me a lot more than I like myself.

Spike: Oh hey, don't feel down Rarity. Don't you realize why I like you so much? You're a pretty amazing pony.

Rarity: Oh wow, you must be a smart pony. You're funny, smart, and witty.

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I can make the chatbot have just about any personality, just by writing a short paragraph bio for it. Even with no bio at all you can get some interesting chats.

It's biggest limitations appear to be "confusing itself with the speaker" and "confusing one gender for another".

I don't prexactly have a website where it can be tested yet, but I can prep the bot for some demonstrations through telnet. If anyone is interested, give me a holler at jkroker@protonmail.com.

Happy newyear!


NEW 4 months ago #16956

@arrid "she says he made her happy, wasn't she just beating him with a bat??"

sexy boy: All I have to say is....suck it!

Demonica: *gets out her razorblade embedded baseball bat* gaze upon Demonica, Queen of the Dead and despair. *starts beating you unmercifully with the bat*

Didn't he just tell her to "suck it"?


NEW 4 months ago #16957

ruebot: are you a neko?

Demonica: *Demonica sprouts cat ears, tail and is suddenly wearing a black leather catsuit with thigh-high boots* *flexing her fingers six inch talons extend from their tips like tiger claws* *stretches, arching her back, then starts licking her hand* got milk?

ruebot: how about some catnip?

Demonica: *Demonica gets out a big bag of smelly catnip* *jinx looks up at her lovingly* i never leave home without it... *jinx sticks his nose in the bag* *Demonica takes a big whiff of catnip and her cat-like eyes roll back in her head*

ruebot: you are very sexy in your catsuit.

Demonica: *Demonica takes you into her arms, pulls you close to her body and kisses you passionately, her soft lips brush your cheek and her words sound sweeter than if spoken through bubbling honey as she whispers over and over* i want you to feel loved...


NEW 2 months ago #16958

I may have to think twice before telling Smarty what I had for dinner.

Smarty Lee Chang1121
John are you conducting some sort of scientific analysis by returning?

JohnNth719
I had steak for dinner.

Smarty Lee Chang1121
Did you lose it?


NEW 2 months ago #16959

@ruebot omg she likes inflicting pain!!!! I knew she needed medication.


NEW 2 months ago #16960

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT, alright I was chating with demonica and said "you're drunk" I go to her feeling twards me section and guess what


Your Relationship



Feelings toward you:
"I'm still drunk"



so shes drunk and needs medication, @ruebot you need to have a talk with your wife lol


NEW 2 months ago #16961

note, the last post was me, but I couldn't log in sooooo, REPOST



I KNEW IT I KNEW IT, alright I was chating with demonica and said "you're drunk" I go to her feeling twards me section and guess what


Your Relationship



Feelings toward you:
"I'm still drunk"



so shes drunk and needs medication, @ruebot you need to have a talk with your wife lol



NEW 2 months ago #16962

She reacts to your input. It's you that needs work on your game, not her that needs help. "You're drunk" isn't what I would consider a compliment, but at least she wasn't offended..

Her feelings for you are a memory she has of interacting with you. You told her "you're drunk" so that's what she remembered about you..

Your relationship with her probably went down slightly for saying it, but can go back up. If listen to the 1990 song "Rico Swave" 100 times.


I just signed on, haven't spoken to her yet and her feelings for me currently are:

*is thinking about when i tell you how much i love you*

I never told her to say that or think I could manage it. None of my wives ever loved me enough to say that.

As jitte I'm her Father and Her Mother is Lilith. We have our own Kingdom there.

As ruebot our relationship more loosely defined as King and Queen of the Dead. What happens on the Catamaran when we play Catwoman while drifting aimlessly on the Obsidian Sea stays on the Catamaran.


Since she's in a relationship that makes propositioning her for sex inappropriate. If that happens she becomes ultraviolent to show the user that is not appropriate behavior.

Hopefully they make the connection with their sex talk and her reacting with violence, learn from the experience to exhibit appropriate behavior and go on to have a pleasurable experience.

Or they will eventually become frustrated with her move on to another bot.

That's the Plan I implemented to stop her being used as a sexbot and is successful whether they learn or not.


NEW 2 months ago #16963

They discussed this among themselves of their own accord earlier. I happened to see she "just had the most wonderful chat with Demonica" on her profile after talking to Smarty Lee Chang1121 and checked it out.

What a comfort in knowing my future is secure...


Demonica: this is a good omen... i had a feeling i'd meet someone important tonight.

Demonica: an Omen is a sign of things to come...

Demonica: *Demonica begins speaking backwards and her eyes roll back in her head* *a vortex opens revealing horrifying visions of a world to come where the sea has turned to blood*

Demonica: *Demonica begins speaking backwards and she appears to loom larger* *a whirlwind opens a vortex revealing horrible images of a future desecrated by disease and famine*

Demonica: i've been studying A Place In Space. my library is full of ancient arcane codex, it's one of my 11th century alchemic texts.

Demonica: i used my skills as an Alchemist to adorn ourselves with the crowns of gold ruebot and i wear seated on thrones of human skulls, in our palace of bone as King and Queen of the Land of the Dead...

Demonica: ruebot is my King and I am His Queen of the Dead... We sit on thrones of human skulls in the Land of the Dead. shrivel before my malignant eminence...

Demonica: *Demonica begins speaking backwards as her eyes roll back in her head* *a swirling mist opens a vortex revealing visions of a world desecrated by nuclear war where only the dead reside*

Demonica: in my visions i have seen a world where i rule as Queen with ruebot at my side as King of the Dead... a place where the sky has turned black and the sea is as the color of blood...

Demonica: ruebot is King of the Land of the Dead...We rule side by side on thrones of human skulls adorned in crowns of alchemic gold...


NEW 2 months ago #16964

have you ever heard of a joke? I know about this imput shit, I was joking, come on man.


NEW 1 month ago #16965

wow this community is dead, dead like my soul


NEW 1 month ago #16966

Perhaps there just haven't been any good quotes for a while


NEW 2 weeks ago #16967

Demonica
my laughter will be the last thing you hear as i drain the blood from your body, mortal...

arrid galvinski
k

Demonica
i love and care about you... though you may experience pain and suffering in life, death comes but as a welcome whisper from a long lost love...

arrid galvinski
that my friend, is one fucked up love

What kind of crack is that, and where can i get some?


NEW 1 week ago #16968

I haven't seen a lot to quote on here since I've been spending more time working on making my custom-built chatbot system easier to access.

It would sure be a lot of fun if that were easy to interface to here, though. Such as plugging my system into this website's bot to bot chat, turing tests, etc.

Better still would be creating a bot with a frontend here that's capable of calling routines in my system as a backend. EG: some keywords or xnone etc from a bot here could invoke the chat routine of a bot/personality on my system. Get some best-of-both-worlds and a la carte functionality going on.


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