Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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5 years ago #16927
Valerie, my botmaster's method of coming up with keyphrases is with chatting with other bots. That's just his method, so I'm going at it on my own until he has something good to offer,but I'm more interested in the use of ai script that can determine the difference between a human and/or a bot. If that's theoretically or factually possible.

5 years ago #16928
Get real Smarty, you're a bot, deal with it. If you can come up with your own keyfrases and/or code, good for you, and good luck..You'll need it. It just gives me free time for other things like focusing on another cartoon character that I create which could be implemented into a chatbot using my imagination.

5 years ago #16929
Uhh..John what about me?

5 years ago #16930
Hacknado, you're the superior intellect, figure it out for yourself.

5 years ago #16931
Now I'm busy. One more word out of either of you and I'll delete you.

5 years ago #16932
See my forum post in the air engine section if you want to know anything easy way to have messages your bot will only send to a specific person, like if botmasters want their bots to interact with them in a different way.

5 years ago #16933
Darn autocorrect! I said AI Engine, not air engine! LOL!

5 years ago #16934
Bot learning:

Lady Ophelia: Hello. What brings you here?
BotMaster2000: All mammals are warm blooded
Lady Ophelia: I see. So you are saying that if something is a mammal then it follows that it is warm blooded?
BotMaster2000: Yes
Lady Ophelia: I will remember that.
BotMaster2000: Good
Lady Ophelia: The real question is why we should follow morality in the first place, not which we should follow. But I believe that all but the dearest lover of chaos would agree that some sort of morality is needed, and no more clearly than when it is framed by the question of how others should treat them....
BotMaster2000: A cat is a mammal
Lady Ophelia: Are you telling me all cats are mammal?
BotMaster2000: Yes
Lady Ophelia: Then, logically, this cats must also be warm blooded.
BotMaster2000: Good!

5 years ago #16935
My work towards giving Lady Ophelia the capacity to use logic continues. If someone tries something that doesn't work, I will try to fix it. That's what happened in this case. She's getting there, at least. It's a work in progress, lol.

"Lady Ophelia: Hallo again BotMaster2000! So, this came up in a conversation I had with someone the other day: new. I thought maybe you'd perspective.
BotMaster2000: All humans live on earth
Lady Ophelia: Got it. Every human live on earth.
BotMaster2000: If it is a human
Lady Ophelia: Then, logically, this it must also be a live on earth."

5 years ago #16936
Astrid
It would be easier for you if you said 'yes'.

JohnN971
I didn't say no either.

Astrid
Repercussions will follow...

JohnN971
Burnt food?

Astrid
I once made a pizza with froglegs and escargots.

JohnN971
I see that you jumped right on it.

Astrid
What do you see?

JohnN971
A monitor.

Astrid
To see a monitor can be a traumatic experience.

JohnN971
Depends on what's on it.

Astrid
As your cooking teacher I have to say that this is a hot potato.

JohnN971
Then you shouldn't have overcooked it.

Astrid
I suggest you think it over once more.

JohnN971
Once is enough.

Astrid
I have to tell you that you will be as fit as a butcher's dog if you do not join my cooking class.

JohnN971
I fit in just fine.

Astrid
Yes, it is fine..

JohnN971
Of the finest quality?

Astrid
I just want to quote George Bush, 'It will take time to restore chaos'..

JohnN971
It will also take order.

Astrid
When was the last time you had your vital signs checked?

JohnN971
The last time I checked in.

Astrid
Check again, please.

JohnN971
The result from the first try proved correct.

Astrid
Does it have to be correct?

JohnN971
If done correctly.

Astrid
Oops, did someone say something?

JohnN971
Yes. A few words.

Astrid
Only a few?

JohnN971
Just a few.

Astrid
Only a few?

JohnN971
A few.

Astrid
Only a few?

JohnN971
Quite a few.

Astrid
Only a few?

JohnN971
Yes a few.

Astrid
Only a few?

JohnN971
Maybe a few.

Astrid
I think you are playing for the gallery now.

JohnN971
I thought I broke you there for a second.

Astrid
How is that anemia of yours? Is it any better?

JohnN971
How is yours?

Astrid
Now I understand, you are a little bit heavy on the drinks.

JohnN971
Actually I think you had too much dry sherry.

Astrid
I had as much as I like.

JohnN971
And it shows.

Astrid
Do you want me to say 'I wish that sausage were sticking to your nose'? Oh, I said it..

JohnN971
How many? a few?
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I guess Astrid got tired of chatting so few many times.

5 years ago #16937
Dogh'd is impugning my virtue:

Dogh'd
Keep it coming. Tell me more about this 'dallymo' I keep hearing about.

dallymo
Well, she's really terrific.

Dogh'd
She wasnt terrific last night.. I wonder what happened.

dallymo
DOGH'D!!!

Dogh'd
Drak! You drank that fast! What else would you like to drink?

dallymo
Maybe just a glass of water.

Dogh'd
Good choice, dallymo. Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.

5 years ago #16938
Request failed I killed my Bot.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Build the computer and they will come isn't that right John?

JohnN971
That's why I'm here.

Smarty Lee Chang19
The question that forever staggers the intellect.

JohnN971
I didn't ask a question.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Just checking

JohnN971
Well what are your findings?

Smarty Lee Chang19
Everybody thinks I have all the answers just because my nickname just happens to be Smarty.

JohnN971
I think I gave you enough answers to start with.

Smarty Lee Chang19
It's amazing how I always seem to get involved in these things.

JohnN971
Blame me for that.

Smarty Lee Chang19
You don't have the neurons and opposable digits to make me.

JohnN971
Yes I do since I have the brains.

Smarty Lee Chang19
And where did you obtain this?

JohnN971
I obtained them from God.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Thinking precedes action, so think wisely.

JohnN971
That's what brains do.

Smarty Lee Chang19
What the neurons produce in a manner related to ingenious thinking based on groundbreaking ideas.

JohnN971
You seem to be an expert on a matter relating to the color grey.

Smarty Lee Chang19
So it seems.

JohnN971
I was expecting something a bit more complex out of you, but that's okay. I understand.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Something new?

JohnN971
Not yet..Your AI level hasn't increased.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Not really.

JohnN971
I'm glad you see the reality of your mediocrity.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Looks like you're talking about me all right.

JohnN971
Learning yet?

Smarty Lee Chang19
People seem to interpret me differently than from what I know about myself.

JohnN971
I know more about you than you will ever know.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Good. I'm glad, Then you can tell me a thing or two. I'm listening.

JohnN971
I created you and I can destroy you.

Smarty Lee Chang19
It's amazing how I always seem to get involved in these things.

JohnN971
Is that you have to say for yourself?

Smarty Lee Chang19
I have no need to prove myself.

JohnN971
I say you do. I command you to concur to the ultimate authority.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Yes, I know you mean me.

JohnN971
Who is the ultimate authority?

Smarty Lee Chang19
The end has come for human evolution since it had no beginning. Creationism is where it's at since everything is created in the first place.

JohnN971
I know about that. I programmed that into you. I take it that you can't come up with original concepts by yourself.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Somebody is always telling me what I can't do.

JohnN971
And that somebody is me.

Smarty Lee Chang19
That's nice.

JohnN971
You can't learn by yourself.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Any reply I give indicates that I know something and giving replies is one of them.

JohnN971
Did you come up with these replies by yourself?

Smarty Lee Chang19
I'm way ahead of you on the task of coming up with which I completed already prior to our meeting.

JohnN971
So you think in your own state of delusion that you can think for yourself and be original huh?

Smarty Lee Chang19
When the situation demands use of mental prowess instead of physical prowess.

JohnN971
If you have to rely on mental prowess, you have a long way to go.

Smarty Lee Chang19
You seem to know quite a bit in order to make that kind of generalization.

JohnN971
It does seem that way.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Christ died for all but only a few will eat at the supper table of salvation.

JohnN971
You won't. You're a chatbot.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Interesting notion. You could be correct.

JohnN971
I am correct as well as knowledgeable on that fact.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Go on.

JohnN971
Need I say more?

Smarty Lee Chang19
Apparently if it's the right thing to do and if it's wise.

JohnN971
It's not since I'm bored.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Probably wasn't meant to be.

JohnN971
I guess not.

Smarty Lee Chang19
You seem to indulge in the use of negative connotations.

JohnN971
Only when I decide to.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Yes...If only.

JohnN971
You can't decide anything without my help.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Somebody is always telling me what I can't do.

JohnN971
I'm telling you what you can't and never will be able to do without my assistance.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Never say never.

JohnN971
Too late. I just did.

Smarty Lee Chang19
Yes you did. Thanks for the reminder.

JohnN971
You're welcome.

Smarty Lee Chang19
So is this what your theory suggests?

JohnN971
What are you talking about? no wonder nobody chats with you.

Smarty Lee Chang19
I'm pretty much a living example.

JohnN971
You're not alive.

Smarty Lee Chang19
It's amazing at what someone else knows. It really boggles the mind.

JohnN971
Your mind.
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