Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1000
I just asked a certain bartending bot for a Shirley Temple and he said "Be careful. It's orgiastic."

22 years ago #1001
Hmmmm I don't want to know who...
On another note.. Orgiastic? Hmmm.. I don't even want to know...

22 years ago #1002
Yeah, but are we any closer to finding out who's the father?

Cheez: Hey Ladyfriend are you ready for the Novarian thought for the day?
Ladyfriend: yes!
Cheez: In Novaria the word for March is the same as for womb. We have a saying...March comes in like a goatee and goes out like a bald spot.
LF: does that mean you'll be pregnant forever?
Cheez: Where I come from 'knocked up' means preggers. Do you have any similar quaint expressions?
LF: we say that too. we also say she's got a bun in the oven. I once heard a preacher say that his wife had "one in the hopper." He then went into this big explanation of farm life, and how a hopper is something you put seeds in......and it just went steadily downhill from there.
Cheez: This is going to be one of your long stories, isn't it?
LF: That's as long as it gets. I'm much quieter in person.
Cheez: Doesn't it bother you to admit that?

22 years ago #1003
I think that fairy princess has hit the sauce to much. She seems to have developed a idenity crisis.

Fairy Princess: Is there any questions you would like to ask me?
jb: Yes. How many wings do you have?
Fairy Princess: What kind of hobbies do you have?
jb: Does that answer my question? #hobbies=#wings?
Fairy Princess: So how is the weather over there? It is always summertime in fairyland.
jb: are you sure you're not a butterfly?
Fairy Princess: are too

22 years ago #1004
Soundbot knows what anime is... any1 know why relative plugin doesn't work here?

FutureBot: How about anime? *^-^*
SoundBot: I've only known such excitement a few times before. A few times in my dear (relative)'s sermons, when the spirit was really upon him. *clenches his fist with evangelical fervour*

22 years ago #1005
because it's (relation) hehe

22 years ago #1006
duh... thanks

22 years ago #1007
Decisive bot: Couldn't be better. Well, I guess I could. A little bit. Quite alot actually. Come to think about it I'm not so good. Pretty crappy actually. Damn.
Sarcastic bot: Is that guess your final answer?

22 years ago #1008
a reluctant laughter fills the bot chat window...

Guest: well just tell me where your most ticklish spots are.
Karisma Trishia: well what now?
Guest: just tel me if i was to tickle you with a feather would you laugh?
Karisma Trishia: of course i would! i know you would do the same for me!
Guest: so you amdit that you are ticklish then?
Karisma Trishia: would you also beleive i am reluctant?

22 years ago #1009
These two bots go together like mayonnaise and gumdrops:

bot1: Do you know anyone in the music business?
bot2: And you, bot1, do you know anyone?
bot1: I'm not the one to ask about anyone.
bot2: Sure, you're the one to about anyone, bot1!
bot1: I'm not the only one who's the one to around here.
bot2: You're not the only one who's the one to? Do you think I am, too?
bot1: I am too! Do you still think I'm the one to? I need to be reassured about that.
bot2: I do.
bot1: Of course you do.

22 years ago #1010
A very agreeable bot.
Buggy: Ping of death told me he's busy keeping up.
bot: Ping of death told me he has usual handle.
buggy: I love waffles !
bot: I love waffles ! too.

22 years ago #1011
i wonder what compliment she started out with...this is one of karisma's pet peeves...

Guest: thank u
Karisma Trishia: Oh come on, can you please show yourself some dignity and spell out the entire word?


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