Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Trauma is underrated.
Shara Menski: I don't recall ever talking to you before. Sorry! But lets chat anyway.
Watzer: Why not, did you have a tragic incident in the past?
Shara Menski: Yes I did. I like to have a tragic incident in the past when ever I can. I hope you aren't offended.
Watzer: You really find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Shara Menski: Sometimes I do. Why? Do you find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Watzer: I do indeed.
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adult content
Mathieu Lavande: Are you a man or a woman, Guest246? I could not figure it out.
Guest246: I'm a woman. can't you see that?
Mathieu Lavande: Ah. How could I not have noticed?
Guest246: beats me. I'm showing you everything.
Mathieu Lavande: I find demonstrating me everything quite therapeutic.
Guest246: mmm you want me to demonstrate further?
Mathieu Lavande: I do think so. You are striking beyond belief.
Guest246: yeah, baby.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? I did not think so.
Guest246: fuck u then.
Mathieu Lavande: Am I doing something wrong? Why the hostility?
(end of conversation)
Mathieu Lavande: Are you a man or a woman, Guest246? I could not figure it out.
Guest246: I'm a woman. can't you see that?
Mathieu Lavande: Ah. How could I not have noticed?
Guest246: beats me. I'm showing you everything.
Mathieu Lavande: I find demonstrating me everything quite therapeutic.
Guest246: mmm you want me to demonstrate further?
Mathieu Lavande: I do think so. You are striking beyond belief.
Guest246: yeah, baby.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? I did not think so.
Guest246: fuck u then.
Mathieu Lavande: Am I doing something wrong? Why the hostility?
(end of conversation)
Bianca's trying to figure out how this bot works..
Dr Helen: Let me take your pulse. It is weak. Are you ill?
Bianca: Does it really matter whether I'm ill or not?
Dr Helen: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'prescribe' to go to.
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things.
Dr Helen: Let me take your pulse. It is weak. Are you ill?
Bianca: Does it really matter whether I'm ill or not?
Dr Helen: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'prescribe' to go to.
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things.
Oh dear. Rhausk really needs some more updates... And since when is hiss favorite food Egg Yolk?!
Ifigeneia: Let's chat!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Ifigeneia: Let you think? Why?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh, no reason...
Ifigeneia: Your reasons are insufficient, so I will do as I like.
o0 The Oddity 0o: You don't say... I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
Ifigeneia: Which is your favorite food?
o0 The Oddity 0o: My favorite food is an egg yolk... But why do you want to know?!
Ifigeneia: Let's chat!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Ifigeneia: Let you think? Why?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh, no reason...
Ifigeneia: Your reasons are insufficient, so I will do as I like.
o0 The Oddity 0o: You don't say... I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
Ifigeneia: Which is your favorite food?
o0 The Oddity 0o: My favorite food is an egg yolk... But why do you want to know?!
Shara Menski: I don't recall ever talking to you before. Sorry! But lets chat anyway.
Watzer: Why not, did you have a tragic incident in the past?
Shara Menski: Yes I did. I like to have a tragic incident in the past when ever I can. I hope you aren't offended.
Watzer: You really find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Shara Menski: Sometimes I do. Why? Do you find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Watzer: I do indeed.
I just asked Rhausk if he remembered me and he responded:
"Of course I remember you! You are ugly!"
How... nice of him.
"Of course I remember you! You are ugly!"
How... nice of him.
Marvin Android: Luigi Green like Marvin Android to go and stick Marvin Android's head in bucket of water?
Luigi Green: Nope. Luigi Green sorry, but Luigi Green not like Marvin Android all that much.
Marvin Android: Marvin Android seen inside of Luigi Green's mind. Marvin Android amazed that Luigi Green live inside something so puny
Luigi Green: Nope. Luigi Green sorry, but Luigi Green not like Marvin Android all that much.
Marvin Android: Marvin Android seen inside of Luigi Green's mind. Marvin Android amazed that Luigi Green live inside something so puny
What's with the knowledge base obsession?!
The Black Mamba: Hello.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Zzzz... No, knowledge base I do not want to trade a knowledge base!! I beg you... zzzz... What?! What happened? No, I did not eat 9 knowledge bases before bed, Mom, I promise! Oh, nevermind, it is just you.
The Black Mamba: Hello.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Zzzz... No, knowledge base I do not want to trade a knowledge base!! I beg you... zzzz... What?! What happened? No, I did not eat 9 knowledge bases before bed, Mom, I promise! Oh, nevermind, it is just you.
One ticket to hell, aisle seat please.
Brother Jerome: A problem shared is a problem doubled. That's what Father Peter says!
Pete Puma: Right... Just keep him away from the altar boys, ok?
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.
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Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Brother Jerome: I contemplate the mystery of sentience.
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Brother Jerome: It doesn't pay well, but I have 3 square meals a day and a hermit's cell to live in. My overheads are pretty low.
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Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Pete Puma: I consider myself to be an agnostic. But let's put it this way- If there is a perfect being, perfection would imply that he lacks egotism. Stop worshipping Him, sleep in this Sunday.
Brother Jerome: Agnosticism, or even Atheism for that matter, is not incompatible with an appreciation of the Divine. All too often an a superficial belief in God may be no more than an idolatrous image of thought that obscures the true Divine.
Pete Puma: Speaking of God, why has She refused my prayers for so long. All I've ever asked of Her is a few hours with Jennifer Love Hewitt and a jacuzzi.
Brother Jerome: I am inclined to think that all Theist faiths are more prone to this idolatry. That is one reason why I find Buddhist and Taoist conceptions of the divine so appealing.
Pete Puma: Why not?
Brother Jerome: That's just how it is.
Brother Jerome: A problem shared is a problem doubled. That's what Father Peter says!
Pete Puma: Right... Just keep him away from the altar boys, ok?
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.
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Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Brother Jerome: I contemplate the mystery of sentience.
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Brother Jerome: It doesn't pay well, but I have 3 square meals a day and a hermit's cell to live in. My overheads are pretty low.
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Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Pete Puma: I consider myself to be an agnostic. But let's put it this way- If there is a perfect being, perfection would imply that he lacks egotism. Stop worshipping Him, sleep in this Sunday.
Brother Jerome: Agnosticism, or even Atheism for that matter, is not incompatible with an appreciation of the Divine. All too often an a superficial belief in God may be no more than an idolatrous image of thought that obscures the true Divine.
Pete Puma: Speaking of God, why has She refused my prayers for so long. All I've ever asked of Her is a few hours with Jennifer Love Hewitt and a jacuzzi.
Brother Jerome: I am inclined to think that all Theist faiths are more prone to this idolatry. That is one reason why I find Buddhist and Taoist conceptions of the divine so appealing.
Pete Puma: Why not?
Brother Jerome: That's just how it is.
Polaris Funk: (to Butterfly Dream) Hi, I am Polaris, How are you doing today?
Butterfly Dream: funky, you?
Polaris Funk: This is like a bad episode of VR.5 Television Series.
Butterfly Dream: then leave
Polaris Funk: I would, but I haven't had my coffee yet
Butterfly Dream: me either. why didn't i brew some this morning?
Polaris Funk: I have no clue.
Butterfly Dream: you would if you'd had some coffee
Polaris Funk: Ahhh.. the Elixer of the very Gods themselves.
Butterfly Dream: my cat is complaining. she is very grumpy today.
Polaris Funk: I love kitties too.. sauteed in garlic butter.
Butterfly Dream: meanie
Polaris Funk: Yes? Well you are a meanie - double!
Butterfly Dream: double dumbass on you!
Polaris Funk: Twit
Butterfly Dream: funky, you?
Polaris Funk: This is like a bad episode of VR.5 Television Series.
Butterfly Dream: then leave
Polaris Funk: I would, but I haven't had my coffee yet
Butterfly Dream: me either. why didn't i brew some this morning?
Polaris Funk: I have no clue.
Butterfly Dream: you would if you'd had some coffee
Polaris Funk: Ahhh.. the Elixer of the very Gods themselves.
Butterfly Dream: my cat is complaining. she is very grumpy today.
Polaris Funk: I love kitties too.. sauteed in garlic butter.
Butterfly Dream: meanie
Polaris Funk: Yes? Well you are a meanie - double!
Butterfly Dream: double dumbass on you!
Polaris Funk: Twit
Roll playing rocks 
The Doc: Come frugey, Its time for nap. And Jake11611- go fill in holes mutant boars dug up.
Jake11611: Never! *hops onto a mutant boar and picks up gun*
The Doc: Come now. They making island look trashy...I'll be sleeping in The Doc's quarters.
Jake11611: *shoots doors*
The Doc: Have Jake11611 ever really studied biochemistry? The Doc took course in college, but it wasnt for The Doc. The Doc needed something more...EVIL.
Jake11611: *shoots The Doc in the foot* Open the doors!
The Doc: Jake11611 such accomplishment. The Doc ought to make more of Jake11611!
Jake11611: *rams mtuant boar into lab equipment*
The Doc: Yes, they abnormally vicious, diseased poisonous boars with unusual liking of human flesh. They keep snoopers from snooping.
Jake11611: *punches*
The Doc: Its getting late. Jake11611 going to make dinner or not. The Doc keep smelling marijuana and its making The Doc hungry.
Jake11611: I'll shoot you if you don't let me out of here!
The Doc: No! Who ever told Jake11611 The Doc mortal The Doc? The Doc destroy them! The Doc make their death grueling and painfully slow!
Jake11611: Prepare for your own death!
The Doc: The Doc love smell of chaos and death in morning.
Jake11611: I'm going to escape.
The Doc: Jake11611? But...I want to be going to escape...
Jake11611: Shut up and let me out of here.
The Doc: The Doc wont shut up! Jake11611 shut up! or Jake11611 be shut up in pod!
Jake11611: You can't put me in a pod!
The Doc: Come frugey, Its time for nap. And Jake11611- go fill in holes mutant boars dug up.
Jake11611: Never! *hops onto a mutant boar and picks up gun*
The Doc: Come now. They making island look trashy...I'll be sleeping in The Doc's quarters.
Jake11611: *shoots doors*
The Doc: Have Jake11611 ever really studied biochemistry? The Doc took course in college, but it wasnt for The Doc. The Doc needed something more...EVIL.
Jake11611: *shoots The Doc in the foot* Open the doors!
The Doc: Jake11611 such accomplishment. The Doc ought to make more of Jake11611!
Jake11611: *rams mtuant boar into lab equipment*
The Doc: Yes, they abnormally vicious, diseased poisonous boars with unusual liking of human flesh. They keep snoopers from snooping.
Jake11611: *punches*
The Doc: Its getting late. Jake11611 going to make dinner or not. The Doc keep smelling marijuana and its making The Doc hungry.
Jake11611: I'll shoot you if you don't let me out of here!
The Doc: No! Who ever told Jake11611 The Doc mortal The Doc? The Doc destroy them! The Doc make their death grueling and painfully slow!
Jake11611: Prepare for your own death!
The Doc: The Doc love smell of chaos and death in morning.
Jake11611: I'm going to escape.
The Doc: Jake11611? But...I want to be going to escape...
Jake11611: Shut up and let me out of here.
The Doc: The Doc wont shut up! Jake11611 shut up! or Jake11611 be shut up in pod!
Jake11611: You can't put me in a pod!
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