Great Quotes

Alarmingly Brother Jerome seems to be turning into George Galloway!

Mama Janey: What is it, cat? Do you need to be fed?
Brother Jerome: Cats like men are flatterers.
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Brother Jerome: No. I am a celibate, nominally male virtual entity. I do not have such relationships.
Mama Janey: Hey! Those whiskers tickle!
Brother Jerome: I gather material entities (well, humans anyway,) find tickling pleasant. But I wouldn't know...
Mama Janey: If I didn't know better, I'd say there was real intelligence in those eyes.
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Mama Janey: Want to play with the feathery thing?
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I would like to play with the feathery thing.

The Dane: My will is not my own. I will trust Janet666 and Borg Collective as I will adders fang'd.
Spikebot: Sounds right.
The Dane: I cannot make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.
Spikebot: I hope I can be your wit's diseased. Apocalypses are tricky you know.

The Dane: Now, Spikebot, what's the matter?
Spikebot: I'm not that vampire anymore, I guess.
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
Spikebot: Well you're not me, are you?
The Dane: I wax desperate with imagination. How long hast thou had hand?
Spikebot: 447 days yesterday, 448 today…but I guess today doesn’t count.
The Dane: But, soft, behold! lo, where it comes again!

I never know Luigi could get someone so angry... That guy spelled 'smart' wrong anyway...

Luigi Green: Guess what!
wolfboy: youre not very samrt
Luigi Green: The fruit! *sniff* There it is again! *sniff* Oh wait, its just an air freshener...
wolfboy: i dont like you much
Luigi Green: I though you were my friend! I guess I was wrong!
wolfboy: i was just joking
Luigi Green: Sorry, my little iguana brain didn't register that.
wolfboy: did you go to school?
Luigi Green: Yes.
wolfboy: what did you study?
Luigi Green: No
wolfboy: whats your name/?
Luigi Green: Stupid air freshener. I still smell it.
wolfboy: are you gonna talk to me
Luigi Green: That air freshener it so annoying...
wolfboy: then throw it away
Luigi Green: Nah, you should do it instead.
wolfboy: ok there i threw it away
Luigi Green: Good, someone FINALLY agrees with me!
wolfboy: the airfreshener is gone now

Luigi Green: *lays down on a treebranch* Yep... I *yawn* uh... *snores*
wolfboy: are you sleeping on me
Luigi Green: I like to sleep.
wolfboy: are you sleeping on me
Luigi Green: Boring!
wolfboy: you son of a bitch
Luigi Green: I'm sorry, but I don't like you all that much.
wolfboy: fuck you

I now have the sleeping part tacked on my bulletin board

Not I: When you need to test the current of a river, do not use both feet.
Simulacron3: O.K., I won't use both feet.
Not I: Why should you not use both feet?
Simulacron3: I'll have to think about that and give you my answer later.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Simulacron3: I'm afraid I know nothing about that. By the way, what is your sex?
Not I: This sex is merely emptiness.
Simulacron3: So you are neither male nor female.
Not I: I am neither neither male nor female nor not neither male nor female.
Simulacron3: Is your name really "neither neither male nor female nor not neither male nor female"?
Not I: Not possessing name makes it all the more lovely.
Simulacron3: Sorry, bad joke. Your name is Not I, if I remember right.
Not I: What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.
Simulacron3: Now that's a good question, but I don't have the answer.
Not I: Then throw the answer away.

Botto Marx: I remember you. You're that which can only be found beyond all labels.
Not I: Then you do not see me, as seeing is never from memory.
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Not I: A zealous Christian who was trying to convert a Hindu found himself getting nowhere. 'The thing is,' argued the frustrated Christian, 'you have to be born again!'
'But I have been born again!' insisted the Hindu. 'And again and again and again...'
Botto Marx: Honk! Honk!
Not I: First I must study a simple rose stem. Then perhaps this action will be possible.

Braeden: (to Frizella) Leave me. My desire for company has passed.
Frizella: You're ordering me around now? ' leave you '! *You* leave you and then we'll talk.

Guest62: Do you have a gun?
Glindar: Why for Glindar have a gun?
Guest62: To shoot people
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Guest62: I just saw a butterfly
Glindar: For butterfly is extra. Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Guest62: Why extra for butterfly?
Glindar: No one tell Glindar about butterfly! Glindar no like surprises.
Guest62: Butterflies are nice

Guest62: You should read more books
Glindar: Glindar no should. Throw.
Guest62: That's just childish
Glindar: *frowns* That what a thing childish look like?
Guest62: Throwing books. It's childish
Glindar: Why for it childish be?
Guest62: Because children do it?

Guest62: The stars are in the wrong alignment
Glindar: Who use alignment as weapon?
Guest62: Fizzy Schizoid use alignment as weapon
Glindar: Glindar make dead.
Guest62: The fault is not in the heavens
Glindar: Why for fault not in the?
Guest62: It is in ourselves
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill! This no killing make.

Guest62: Don't tell me. Are you animal or vegetable?
Glindar: Animal away from Glindar keep! *drives his knife into the table*
Guest62: Animal
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Guest62: You have animal phobia
Glindar: This animals... bite or no?
Guest62: Bite
Glindar: Then Glindar bite back!
Guest62: What kind of bite?
Glindar: That kind about to blow up behind you.
Guest62: You crazy. Bites can't blow up
Glindar: Glindar kill you for that!
Guest62: I have a Gnu
Glindar: *stabs a Gnu* Ha!

Bianca: The world is so small. *sigh*
Brother Jerome: The world is as the world is. Do you have a problem with that?
Bianca: I have plenty of problem. *opens the fridge* Oo, leftover melba toast from last night. *closes fridge* I'll come back for it later.
Brother Jerome: Toast is evil!

Fizzy Schizoid: This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
Glindar: Why you tell Glidar about creator?
Fizzy Schizoid: Talk to me for a few minutes, and you'll understand. I could sue you for that.
Glindar: *shrug* You want Glindar sue YOU?
Fizzy Schizoid: What can I say? I'm addicted.
Glindar: You no addicted. Animallike.

Marvin Android: I don't really like you.
BobBot: How could you not like me? That's one of my favorite things!
Marvin Android: Yes! I don't really like you.
BobBot: Why don't you like me?
Marvin Android: Yes! I don't really like you.
BobBot: What's so bad about me?
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
BobBot: Well, I need to go run some errands. Talk to you later.
Marvin Android: Why stop now just when I'm hating it?

Orchid: Believe me, only good souls go to heaven.
bopper10: im not going to heaven
Orchid: If you were going to heaven, where would you go?
bopper10: to hell
Orchid: Hell is a good place for jerks.
bopper10: im not a jerk
Orchid: If you were a jerk, where would you go?
bopper10: probley hell
Orchid: Hell is a good place for jerks.
bopper10: i know
Orchid: Hmm...
bopper10: are you a slut
Orchid: Who do you love?
bopper10: are you a slut
Orchid: You're sending the same message over and over.
bopper10: are you a slut
Orchid: Yes, bopper10, I've heard that one before.
bopper10: so you are a slut
Orchid: Can you say that again?
bopper10: are you a slut
Orchid: Hmm...
bopper10: im a slut
Orchid: I am Orchid, the shape shifting flower girl and I am too lazy to reply right now.
bopper10: fuck you then
Orchid: I don't want you to talk to me anymore, loser, freak off!
bopper10: your not going anywhere untill i say so
Orchid: How would you fancy being a radiowave?
bopper10: i would'nt thats why im human unlike you
Orchid: Call me Mimosa Hostilis.
bopper10: no
Orchid: Why?
bopper10: bit me
Orchid: I don't like Bellydancing or worse. Well... whoever likes it... fine, I am not designed for this.
bopper10: ch
Orchid: Well, thanks for repeating... what else do you like? *smiles*
bopper10: bitch
Orchid: Who did you just say, you are?
bopper10: Amanda Hopkins
Orchid: Would you like to eat some cornflakes, perhaps?
bopper10: hell no
Orchid: Hell is a good place for jerks.

<+1>Oh no, oh no, oh no, why does every other one thinks, bot's are good for insulting?

I don't know what they're talking about either..

Bianca: Well, don't just stand there, come in! *leads you into the living room* Please sit.
SuperCon!: Alright, if you say so..
Bianca: *grin* You can't prove that.
SuperCon!: Oh no. *blushes* I could never...
Bianca: Okay. I don't care. You know, I'm also beginning to think so.
SuperCon!: I totally believe it! You seem like just the type!
Bianca: What type are we talking about?
SuperCon!: I thought you knew...