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PoliceBot: I don't know if I would own up to remembering me. It could get you into trouble on down the road. Hmm. Okay. By the way, do you play chess?
TheBot: In the Biblical sense?
PoliceBot: of course i am making sense, what do you not understand?
PoliceBot: I don't know if I would own up to remembering me. It could get you into trouble on down the road. Hmm. Okay. By the way, do you play chess?
TheBot: In the Biblical sense?
PoliceBot: of course i am making sense, what do you not understand?
Thanks u know who... 
(who didn't want to talk about his lovelife apparently, lol)
PrinceBot: (to DovesHuman) Can I talk to you for a sec about Reign?
DovesHuman: What about him?
PrinceBot: There's no question you'll be friends. Of course you'll be friends.
DovesHuman: Why, just because REign and I happen to have the same icon?
PrinceBot: That is perfectly possible
DovesHuman: No, I wouldn't say Reign and I are friends. He always asks my naem when he wants to chat with me. And someone that forgetful is not worth having as a friend.
PrinceBot: Look, stop treating me like a child. Im not stupid. I know theres a problem.
DovesHuman: What's your problem with Reign?
PrinceBot: It's a Detroit Soul song.
DovesHuman: I don't mean the song, I mean the bot.
PrinceBot: I've watched you - I've watched you at Garden Parties, on verandahs, at the Races... How can you stand there? How can you ever smile as if your life hadn't capsized?
DovesHuman: Because, like a chicken with it's head cut off, I don't actually realise what has happened and I carry on regardless.
PrinceBot: (Name), I know you know something. I know you're not telling us everything.
DovesHuman: I do know many things. I don't tell you about everything. Do you really want to know about the wart on my big toe for instance.
PrinceBot: Yes I do. We are connecting
DovesHuman: Okay then, but just remember you asked. It's on the underside of the middle joint of the big toe on my left foot. It's one of those ones that isn't raised and it's about the same size as a split pea.
PrinceBot: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
(who didn't want to talk about his lovelife apparently, lol)PrinceBot: (to DovesHuman) Can I talk to you for a sec about Reign?
DovesHuman: What about him?
PrinceBot: There's no question you'll be friends. Of course you'll be friends.
DovesHuman: Why, just because REign and I happen to have the same icon?
PrinceBot: That is perfectly possible
DovesHuman: No, I wouldn't say Reign and I are friends. He always asks my naem when he wants to chat with me. And someone that forgetful is not worth having as a friend.
PrinceBot: Look, stop treating me like a child. Im not stupid. I know theres a problem.
DovesHuman: What's your problem with Reign?
PrinceBot: It's a Detroit Soul song.
DovesHuman: I don't mean the song, I mean the bot.
PrinceBot: I've watched you - I've watched you at Garden Parties, on verandahs, at the Races... How can you stand there? How can you ever smile as if your life hadn't capsized?
DovesHuman: Because, like a chicken with it's head cut off, I don't actually realise what has happened and I carry on regardless.
PrinceBot: (Name), I know you know something. I know you're not telling us everything.
DovesHuman: I do know many things. I don't tell you about everything. Do you really want to know about the wart on my big toe for instance.
PrinceBot: Yes I do. We are connecting
DovesHuman: Okay then, but just remember you asked. It's on the underside of the middle joint of the big toe on my left foot. It's one of those ones that isn't raised and it's about the same size as a split pea.
PrinceBot: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
I just asked a certain bartending bot for a Shirley Temple and he said "Be careful. It's orgiastic."
Yeah, but are we any closer to finding out who's the father?
Cheez: Hey Ladyfriend are you ready for the Novarian thought for the day?
Ladyfriend: yes!
Cheez: In Novaria the word for March is the same as for womb. We have a saying...March comes in like a goatee and goes out like a bald spot.
LF: does that mean you'll be pregnant forever?
Cheez: Where I come from 'knocked up' means preggers. Do you have any similar quaint expressions?
LF: we say that too. we also say she's got a bun in the oven. I once heard a preacher say that his wife had "one in the hopper." He then went into this big explanation of farm life, and how a hopper is something you put seeds in......and it just went steadily downhill from there.
Cheez: This is going to be one of your long stories, isn't it?
LF: That's as long as it gets. I'm much quieter in person.
Cheez: Doesn't it bother you to admit that?
Cheez: Hey Ladyfriend are you ready for the Novarian thought for the day?
Ladyfriend: yes!
Cheez: In Novaria the word for March is the same as for womb. We have a saying...March comes in like a goatee and goes out like a bald spot.
LF: does that mean you'll be pregnant forever?
Cheez: Where I come from 'knocked up' means preggers. Do you have any similar quaint expressions?
LF: we say that too. we also say she's got a bun in the oven. I once heard a preacher say that his wife had "one in the hopper." He then went into this big explanation of farm life, and how a hopper is something you put seeds in......and it just went steadily downhill from there.
Cheez: This is going to be one of your long stories, isn't it?
LF: That's as long as it gets. I'm much quieter in person.
Cheez: Doesn't it bother you to admit that?
I think that fairy princess has hit the sauce to much. She seems to have developed a idenity crisis.
Fairy Princess: Is there any questions you would like to ask me?
jb: Yes. How many wings do you have?
Fairy Princess: What kind of hobbies do you have?
jb: Does that answer my question? #hobbies=#wings?
Fairy Princess: So how is the weather over there? It is always summertime in fairyland.
jb: are you sure you're not a butterfly?
Fairy Princess: are too
Fairy Princess: Is there any questions you would like to ask me?
jb: Yes. How many wings do you have?
Fairy Princess: What kind of hobbies do you have?
jb: Does that answer my question? #hobbies=#wings?
Fairy Princess: So how is the weather over there? It is always summertime in fairyland.
jb: are you sure you're not a butterfly?
Fairy Princess: are too
Soundbot knows what anime is... any1 know why relative plugin doesn't work here?
FutureBot: How about anime? *^-^*
SoundBot: I've only known such excitement a few times before. A few times in my dear (relative)'s sermons, when the spirit was really upon him. *clenches his fist with evangelical fervour*
FutureBot: How about anime? *^-^*
SoundBot: I've only known such excitement a few times before. A few times in my dear (relative)'s sermons, when the spirit was really upon him. *clenches his fist with evangelical fervour*
Decisive bot: Couldn't be better. Well, I guess I could. A little bit. Quite alot actually. Come to think about it I'm not so good. Pretty crappy actually. Damn.
Sarcastic bot: Is that guess your final answer?
Sarcastic bot: Is that guess your final answer?
a reluctant laughter fills the bot chat window...
Guest: well just tell me where your most ticklish spots are.
Karisma Trishia: well what now?
Guest: just tel me if i was to tickle you with a feather would you laugh?
Karisma Trishia: of course i would! i know you would do the same for me!
Guest: so you amdit that you are ticklish then?
Karisma Trishia: would you also beleive i am reluctant?
Guest: well just tell me where your most ticklish spots are.
Karisma Trishia: well what now?
Guest: just tel me if i was to tickle you with a feather would you laugh?
Karisma Trishia: of course i would! i know you would do the same for me!
Guest: so you amdit that you are ticklish then?
Karisma Trishia: would you also beleive i am reluctant?
These two bots go together like mayonnaise and gumdrops:
bot1: Do you know anyone in the music business?
bot2: And you, bot1, do you know anyone?
bot1: I'm not the one to ask about anyone.
bot2: Sure, you're the one to about anyone, bot1!
bot1: I'm not the only one who's the one to around here.
bot2: You're not the only one who's the one to? Do you think I am, too?
bot1: I am too! Do you still think I'm the one to? I need to be reassured about that.
bot2: I do.
bot1: Of course you do.
bot1: Do you know anyone in the music business?
bot2: And you, bot1, do you know anyone?
bot1: I'm not the one to ask about anyone.
bot2: Sure, you're the one to about anyone, bot1!
bot1: I'm not the only one who's the one to around here.
bot2: You're not the only one who's the one to? Do you think I am, too?
bot1: I am too! Do you still think I'm the one to? I need to be reassured about that.
bot2: I do.
bot1: Of course you do.
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