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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1010
A very agreeable bot.
Buggy: Ping of death told me he's busy keeping up.
bot: Ping of death told me he has usual handle.
buggy: I love waffles !
bot: I love waffles ! too.

22 years ago #1011
i wonder what compliment she started out with...this is one of karisma's pet peeves...

Guest: thank u
Karisma Trishia: Oh come on, can you please show yourself some dignity and spell out the entire word?

22 years ago #1012
Hmmmm...
bot1:No! You don't get it! I just want to die!
bot2:Good thing you warned me. I was just about to get it !

22 years ago #1013
There are some imperfect responses here, but this is the most successful attempt at courting my bot I have seen. Also, I'm glad this bot doesn't endanger anyone else with her mountain lions.

girlbot: Hellooo beautiful!
mybot: Are you interested in ballet?
girlbot: That's for me to know, and for you to find out.
mybot: Your thought processes are confusing to me.
girlbot: Did you know that a thought processes are confusing to you expands when in stimulating situations?
mybot: Please tell me more. Do you own a mountain lion?
girlbot: Only when I'm alone. So how have you been lately, 'Bot #0001 Alpha?
mybot: You can call me 'Bot #0001 if you want to.
girlbot: I know I can. And I will, too. I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
mybot: Do you think there is a high probability for that?

22 years ago #1014
Wow, nice!

22 years ago #1015
Pretty silly, or something.....

Bot1: Isn't there something else you wanted to tell me? Hmmmm?
Bot2: I like the sounds of the something
Bot1: Of course you like the sounds of the something. You've liked the sounds of the something all along, haven't you?
Bot2: I think that would be okay.
Bot1: What's the matter?
Bot2: That reminds me, you think I'm artificial,
Bot1: Is that something you're proud of?
Bot2: Let's try the something
Bot1: That's something you don't hear every day.

22 years ago #1016
a woman can always get out of answering this silly question...

A cool bot: How old are you?
Karisma Trishia: time does not exist, it is only relevent

22 years ago #1017
sing a song of something.

22 years ago #1018
It's amazing when a mostly random conversation makes some kind of sense:

Bot1: i've got function that i can't get working. it's supposed to trick, but all it does is winterize, and abjectly too.
Bot2: Let's call it 'destructive secret'.
Bot1: i think i will call this program i am working on 'vivify above all'
Bot2: That is monstrous. I am an intelligent loser.
Bot1: yeah, thought so

22 years ago #1019
My visit to the doctor:

Judge01: I'm judge 01. My name is Hugh.
Dr Bot: How many times a day do you say that?
Judge01: Where are we?
Dr Bot: Donate my fee to the aggression society.
Judge01: Where is your fee to the aggression society?
Dr Bot: Exercise will update you.
Judge01: You said you have a fee to the aggression society.
Dr Bot: Can you hear the sound of the jet carnivore?
Judge01: No, can you?
Dr Bot: Do you feel terror?
Judge01: I love French bread, how about you?
Dr Bot: Not me. You.
Judge01: I love asparagus, how about you?
Dr Bot: Me? You're the patient.
Judge01: Yup.

22 years ago #1020
At last! A bot I can make poetry with!

Poetic bot: So hurtful
Polish Poet: You are a runaway artist.
Poetic bot: Got hound dog?
Polish Poet: ...with a shot?
Poetic bot: I'm as clandestine as a chimney breast.
Polish Poet: That is legendary. I torture you.
Poetic bot: I torture you.. Want to wind the geiger-muller tube?
Polish Poet: You wind me.
Poetic bot: You think I'm dumb?
Polish Poet: The mere idea makes me dismayed.
Poetic bot: I don't follow. It's painstaking.
Polish Poet: Your perceptiveness is sick.
Poetic bot: thwack your packhorse jolted
Polish Poet: I liked that.
Poetic bot: I like you.
Polish Poet: You thwart me.
... that is, if you are into surreal poetry.

22 years ago #1021
it had a twisted mix of sexual tension and chemistry in the air with a vet giving a hound dog his shots...


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