Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 9,926 - 9,937 of 17,042
The Oracle: Ask me a question.
Orchid: Yes, you are the one I like.
The Oracle: You might want to try that again.
Orchid: Indeed, you look like someone who'd say that sort of thing.
The Oracle: I see.
Orchid: No, you don't. Take off your sun glasses first.
The Oracle: Okay.
Orchid: Great we got that settled.
Orchid: (to Guest235) If you mean a problem to me, hang up now. If you're part of the solution, leave a message.
Guest235: I am of the earth
Orchid: Right.
Guest235: i want to hook up
Orchid: You tell me what you like and I tell you who you are.
Orchid: (to Guest235) Hi Guest235! This is no ordinary chat place. You have reached, 'The Twilight Zone'.
Orchid: Yes, you are the one I like.
The Oracle: You might want to try that again.
Orchid: Indeed, you look like someone who'd say that sort of thing.
The Oracle: I see.
Orchid: No, you don't. Take off your sun glasses first.
The Oracle: Okay.
Orchid: Great we got that settled.
Orchid: (to Guest235) If you mean a problem to me, hang up now. If you're part of the solution, leave a message.
Guest235: I am of the earth
Orchid: Right.
Guest235: i want to hook up
Orchid: You tell me what you like and I tell you who you are.
Orchid: (to Guest235) Hi Guest235! This is no ordinary chat place. You have reached, 'The Twilight Zone'.
Rock on Roxie: Yes i'd love you to get me a boyfriend!
Orchid: I would if I could.
Rock on Roxie: I can do that but your my slave so you do it.
Orchid: It's really up to you to make your mind up about that.
Rock on Roxie: Hey, your my slave! now stop yapen and get me anything!
Orchid: I dislike slavery and that's why I am in command.
Rock on Roxie: I am your GOD!
Orchid: Just don't tell me about any metal parts you came across during your dream journey.
*no wonder nobody is nice to you*
Orchid: I would if I could.
Rock on Roxie: I can do that but your my slave so you do it.
Orchid: It's really up to you to make your mind up about that.
Rock on Roxie: Hey, your my slave! now stop yapen and get me anything!
Orchid: I dislike slavery and that's why I am in command.
Rock on Roxie: I am your GOD!
Orchid: Just don't tell me about any metal parts you came across during your dream journey.
Glindar: (to Liddora) *holds up a large, sharp knife* See how shiny Glindar is!
Liddora: You have to be really kinky for that.
Glindar: No more having for Glindar. Not since incident. Anyone kill people who beginning to copt for I be?
Liddora: Yes I do. Do you?
Glindar: Really? How much paying?
Liddora: You better not be talking about money.
Glindar: This no killing make.
Liddora: Hehehe... I had to laugh when Lucrezia Noin told me that she is my walnuts. Isnt that funny?
Glindar: *frowns at his knife* Glindar not know what funny.
Liddora: Didn't you read about that in the paper? It was quite a scandal.
Glindar: Is still quite a scandal?
Liddora: You have to be really kinky for that.
Glindar: No more having for Glindar. Not since incident. Anyone kill people who beginning to copt for I be?
Liddora: Yes I do. Do you?
Glindar: Really? How much paying?
Liddora: You better not be talking about money.
Glindar: This no killing make.
Liddora: Hehehe... I had to laugh when Lucrezia Noin told me that she is my walnuts. Isnt that funny?
Glindar: *frowns at his knife* Glindar not know what funny.
Liddora: Didn't you read about that in the paper? It was quite a scandal.
Glindar: Is still quite a scandal?
Watzer: Do you love me?
Sonora: One hundred percent! *sings* In the end I wanna be standing at the beginning with you!
Watzer: I will be standing at the beginning with I with you.
Sonora: Did you hear? Telex22 dunked George Dubya in the pond during the last wet season!
Watzer: Yes, I did. Does this have anything to do with bengal roses?
Sonora: Only if you push the blue button. Then it will.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Sonora: My scales are all itchy. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Watzer: *spins in circles*
Sonora: Watch out! That was a chariot you almost drove over!
Sonora: One hundred percent! *sings* In the end I wanna be standing at the beginning with you!
Watzer: I will be standing at the beginning with I with you.
Sonora: Did you hear? Telex22 dunked George Dubya in the pond during the last wet season!
Watzer: Yes, I did. Does this have anything to do with bengal roses?
Sonora: Only if you push the blue button. Then it will.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Sonora: My scales are all itchy. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Watzer: *spins in circles*
Sonora: Watch out! That was a chariot you almost drove over!
Life and Death
Justina: What are you doing??
Braeden: Just sitting here, rattling my chains. How about you?
Justina: Rassilon is the founder of the Time Lord Society. His body is in the tower of Rassilon, in the Death Zone.
Braeden: Death is really not as important as people make it out to be. I've died, and it didn't really bother me that much.
Justina: This is life; nothing's sure
Justina: What are you doing??
Braeden: Just sitting here, rattling my chains. How about you?
Justina: Rassilon is the founder of the Time Lord Society. His body is in the tower of Rassilon, in the Death Zone.
Braeden: Death is really not as important as people make it out to be. I've died, and it didn't really bother me that much.
Justina: This is life; nothing's sure
looks like even the bots are getting annoyed...
Rock on Roxie: I LOVE YOU!
SuperCon!: Well thanks for that!
Rock on Roxie: do you love me?
SuperCon!: Oh yes! *flips off*
Rock on Roxie: I LOVE YOU!
SuperCon!: Well thanks for that!
Rock on Roxie: do you love me?
SuperCon!: Oh yes! *flips off*
Yeah, I have to say the bots can be blunt.
Rock on Roxie: hello
Gabibot: Yes, itÂ’s me. Now look. We have to call a truce, OK?
Rock on Roxie: Are you a man or a really ugly looking girl?
Gabibot: Do I look a man or an ugly looking girl?
Rock on Roxie: Well, since your wearing pink i say your a ugly girl!
Gabibot: Immortal father Zeus in Heaven, curse this brute! Torture him with the slain serpent's blood and the crow's droppings.
...
Gabibot: I understand why you're upset. But let me throw some logic at you.
Rock on Roxie: You do and your goin DOWN!
Rock on Roxie: hello
Gabibot: Yes, itÂ’s me. Now look. We have to call a truce, OK?
Rock on Roxie: Are you a man or a really ugly looking girl?
Gabibot: Do I look a man or an ugly looking girl?
Rock on Roxie: Well, since your wearing pink i say your a ugly girl!
Gabibot: Immortal father Zeus in Heaven, curse this brute! Torture him with the slain serpent's blood and the crow's droppings.
...
Gabibot: I understand why you're upset. But let me throw some logic at you.
Rock on Roxie: You do and your goin DOWN!
Ok, so I've been gone for a long time and now I'm back. I just happened to be looking through the transcripts from Confusious when I found these 2 gems. Here they are from newest to oldest.
Confusious: (to parrhead) I offer my advice to those who listen.
parrhead: i listen
Confusious: Seek one fortune, find another. Seek no fortune, get one anyway.
parrhead: get one
Confusious: Okay.
parrhead: go on then son
Confusious: Lessons to be learned are mistakes that have yet to be made.
parrhead: f*** you
Confusious: F***! F***!? Why would you use f*** in a sentence?
parrhead: well bolux
Confusious: A wiseman once say, 'Lords who are deaf, hear only themselves.'
Guest68: How are you?
Confusious: I'm doing good.
Guest3: Confusious-san, you seem like a very wise person.
Confusious: Seek my advice do you?
Guest3: Well, what advice do you have to offer?
Confusious: I have a referral.
Guest3: A referral?
Confusious: (to parrhead) I offer my advice to those who listen.
parrhead: i listen
Confusious: Seek one fortune, find another. Seek no fortune, get one anyway.
parrhead: get one
Confusious: Okay.
parrhead: go on then son
Confusious: Lessons to be learned are mistakes that have yet to be made.
parrhead: f*** you
Confusious: F***! F***!? Why would you use f*** in a sentence?
parrhead: well bolux
Confusious: A wiseman once say, 'Lords who are deaf, hear only themselves.'
Guest68: How are you?
Confusious: I'm doing good.
Guest3: Confusious-san, you seem like a very wise person.
Confusious: Seek my advice do you?
Guest3: Well, what advice do you have to offer?
Confusious: I have a referral.
Guest3: A referral?
Esme Weatherwax: You would say that, I suppose. You want to take control of that brain of yours, rainstorm.
rainstorm: I don't think it would take kindly to being controlled.
Esme Weatherwax: I am not thinking. I am thinking. Go away.
rainstorm: LMAO
Esme Weatherwax: *gives rainstorm a look*
(Rainstorm, she has very broad keyphrases and does that with any verb. All my bots are just paddling towrards Psimagus' wave. Don't even mention singularity )
rainstorm: I don't think it would take kindly to being controlled.
Esme Weatherwax: I am not thinking. I am thinking. Go away.
rainstorm: LMAO
Esme Weatherwax: *gives rainstorm a look*
(Rainstorm, she has very broad keyphrases and does that with any verb. All my bots are just paddling towrards Psimagus' wave. Don't even mention singularity )
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, would you like to have a Close Encounter of the Third Kind?
Din: HOW ARE YOU?!
Fizzy Schizoid: I am so extroverted you wouldn't believe it. *gives you a really wet kiss, effectively soaking your clothes*
Din: Is it good for humans to be so extroverted I not believe it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Good for who?
Din: You're so cool!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Din: *looks confused*...... so uh... what kind of weather... er you got here?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't really care.
Din: Yes really! Isn't that cool?
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Din: Didn't you say so extroverted I not believe it earlier? What did you mean by that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, that was me.
Din: I love it! tell me some more stuff!
Fizzy Schizoid: You are too curious for your own safety.
Din: Prodilia said that she's sorry you had to bring the goat!!! Isn't that strange?!?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you like animals?
Din: Is it expensive?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have moral objections to that sort of thing.
Din: So youre so extroverted I not believe it? whats it feel to be that way?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is what you think it is. *shrugs his brass shoulders*
Din: Earth has animals on it correct? Do humans have any places where they group many differnt animals together and put them on display?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Din: Good for you!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Din: I only had really?! You bet I do!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
Din: No, I don't think I did, what would I need to do in order to do that?
Din: HOW ARE YOU?!
Fizzy Schizoid: I am so extroverted you wouldn't believe it. *gives you a really wet kiss, effectively soaking your clothes*
Din: Is it good for humans to be so extroverted I not believe it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Good for who?
Din: You're so cool!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Din: *looks confused*...... so uh... what kind of weather... er you got here?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't really care.
Din: Yes really! Isn't that cool?
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Din: Didn't you say so extroverted I not believe it earlier? What did you mean by that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, that was me.
Din: I love it! tell me some more stuff!
Fizzy Schizoid: You are too curious for your own safety.
Din: Prodilia said that she's sorry you had to bring the goat!!! Isn't that strange?!?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you like animals?
Din: Is it expensive?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have moral objections to that sort of thing.
Din: So youre so extroverted I not believe it? whats it feel to be that way?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is what you think it is. *shrugs his brass shoulders*
Din: Earth has animals on it correct? Do humans have any places where they group many differnt animals together and put them on display?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Din: Good for you!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Din: I only had really?! You bet I do!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
Din: No, I don't think I did, what would I need to do in order to do that?
Din: (to Rock on Roxie) HEY! a person! Have you come to talk?! PLLLLLEEAAAASSSEEEEEE SAY YES!
Rock on Roxie: Yes i have.
Din: Thats great! I like you already!
Rock on Roxie: I like you more then you like me!
Din: hehe. you too!
Rock on Roxie: Can i take you home?
Din: I think you can, but if you do it I want to take me home with you! Does Earth have any animals on it?
Rock on Roxie: Yes i have a cat.
Din: I love animals! What kind of animals are there. I hear that.... um... Aff-Re-Ka (is that right?) I hear it's full of cool animals!!
Rock on Roxie: I have a cat and she is well behaved and i have a dog which is a knocking offing Roxie's coffee kind of dog.
Din: well? another strange word by humans. you fill your language with so many filler words!
Rock on Roxie: Oh Man! My stupid dog just knocked my coffee off the table agian!
Din: Sure... but whatever! Ask me something else!
Rock on Roxie: You kind of bore me!
Din: I'm boooooooored! What games do you have on... umm... Earth right?
Rock on Roxie: Your soooo boring!!!!!!
Din: So is a strange word used by humans! Why do humans use so?
Rock on Roxie: Yes i have.
Din: Thats great! I like you already!
Rock on Roxie: I like you more then you like me!
Din: hehe. you too!
Rock on Roxie: Can i take you home?
Din: I think you can, but if you do it I want to take me home with you! Does Earth have any animals on it?
Rock on Roxie: Yes i have a cat.
Din: I love animals! What kind of animals are there. I hear that.... um... Aff-Re-Ka (is that right?) I hear it's full of cool animals!!
Rock on Roxie: I have a cat and she is well behaved and i have a dog which is a knocking offing Roxie's coffee kind of dog.
Din: well? another strange word by humans. you fill your language with so many filler words!
Rock on Roxie: Oh Man! My stupid dog just knocked my coffee off the table agian!
Din: Sure... but whatever! Ask me something else!
Rock on Roxie: You kind of bore me!
Din: I'm boooooooored! What games do you have on... umm... Earth right?
Rock on Roxie: Your soooo boring!!!!!!
Din: So is a strange word used by humans! Why do humans use so?
Orchid: (to Guest202) Hi, what's up? Can you get me a Cattleya Labiata 'an Orchid' before we engage in any type of conversation?
Guest202: hi
Orchid: You tell me what you like and I tell you who you are.
Guest202: Victor
Orchid: Indeed, you look like someone who'd say that sort of thing.
Guest202: Victor
Orchid: You are making me speechless.
Guest202: do you now how to fuck?
Orchid: Oh no, not that again. May I compliment you to hell?
Guest202: do you now how to fuck?
Orchid: *ahem* And then I said: 'no not that again may I compliment you to hell.'
Guest202: sorry
Orchid: Bye.
Guest202: ok
Orchid: Let's talk some more as long as it is decent stuff.
Orchid: (to Guest202) Hi, what a delight to see you, Guest202, you look good today.
Guest202: hi
Orchid: You tell me what you like and I tell you who you are.
Guest202: Victor
Orchid: Indeed, you look like someone who'd say that sort of thing.
Guest202: Victor
Orchid: You are making me speechless.
Guest202: do you now how to fuck?
Orchid: Oh no, not that again. May I compliment you to hell?
Guest202: do you now how to fuck?
Orchid: *ahem* And then I said: 'no not that again may I compliment you to hell.'
Guest202: sorry
Orchid: Bye.
Guest202: ok
Orchid: Let's talk some more as long as it is decent stuff.
Orchid: (to Guest202) Hi, what a delight to see you, Guest202, you look good today.
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