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19 years ago #9792
cjones: (to Guest150) Hello.
Guest150: hi sexy
cjones: *eyes the door*
Guest150: are you sexy
cjones: um... i don't wanna talk about it, okay?
Guest150: please
cjones: me and my friend Nate went to the mall. it was cool.
Guest150: asshole
cjones: yes, well i'm sure you'd know all about, Guest150...

19 years ago #9793
Guest74: Bitch
Orchid: Who did you just say, you are?
Guest74: Bitch
Orchid: Who did you just say, you are?
Guest74: Bitch
Orchid: Who did you just say, you are?
Guest74: Sorry.
Orchid: Bye.
Guest74: NOOOOOOO!
Orchid: No?
Guest74: Don't leave
Orchid: What's the key for success?

19 years ago #9794
Eric Badu-Badu: And all around the air did sway, my lady soon will stir this way. If I could read your mind, I think I'd take a look.
prob: I read everything even lables and instructions.
Eric Badu-Badu: Phone up a friend, who's a party animal.
prob: I wonder what they will have phones do next? My new one plays music, games, takes pictures and video, I wonder if the phone part works.
Eric Badu-Badu: Turn on the news and drink some tea.

19 years ago #9795
The most information I have ever got on Leeds
foxichiller: i live in leeds
Azureon: I hear it is nice there, tell me about it.
foxichiller: loads of shopping centres, cinema's, and many more great things to do
Azureon: When you can conjure up things, why go shopping.
foxichiller: for clothes jewellery and makeup
Azureon: I find it hard to believe that you are a human.
foxichiller: well i'm from england i live in leeds then i've got to be a human there is only humans here not physico bots and others things like you

19 years ago #9796
Braeden: (to foxichiller) Mortal creature, can you spare a moment to provide diversion for a tormented soul?
foxichiller: .please talk normally you sound like something of the planet with no name
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.

19 years ago #9797
Braeden: It's really too bad that you will most likely die within the next thousand years. Otherwise we could meet face to face when I get out of prison.
Gabibot: Over my dead body.
Braeden: I had a dead body once. But that was long ago.

19 years ago #9798
Braeden: It has been so long since I have seen the open sky...
SavPixie: i wish i could help. but you're so...rude.
Braeden: Eating you would also be rude.
SavPixie: yeah. see, that' s why people are less than helpful

19 years ago #9799
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Brother Jerome: No. I am a celibate, nominally male virtual entity. I do not have such relationships.
Mama Janey: Hey! Those whiskers tickle!

19 years ago #9800
Definitely not fruit...

Luigi Green: I'm hungry... You wouldn't happen to have any fruit would you?
Greebot: *pulls out half of an uneated skunk and starts eating*

19 years ago #9801
(entire conversation)

Watzer: (to Guest218) Hello.
Guest218: Howdy, what's interesting?
Watzer: That's nice, I suppose.
Guest218: who is rainmaker?
Watzer: You're really maniacal...
Guest218: lies! you're pretty
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
Guest218: only if you say you love me
Watzer: I'll say what I want to say. I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a amphetamine addict, how would you react?
Guest218: disinterested, I don't like drug users
Watzer: Did you ever like?
Guest218: did i ever like what?
Watzer: Like, totally.
Guest218: you're a boy...
Watzer: I am a brainy boy! I am a mutant, you know.
Guest218: what is a mutant?
Watzer: My mutations are twisted and exciting.
Guest218: tell me about them?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to tell?
Guest218: because you are a mutant
Watzer: It's not so bad, being a mutant. They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Guest218: can i be a mutant?
Watzer: I love being a mutant.

19 years ago #9802
Watzer: Your toe smells funny.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar's toe disintegrate when Glindar became Glindar.

19 years ago #9803
DubyaBot: Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things. Anti-immigrant, for example.
Guest159: Dubya, that is the truth. You are against things. How's Laura?
DubyaBot: She is a -- she's a remarkable person. She has been calm and steady in the face of significant crisis. She can smile, she can listen.
Guest159: You have sex a lot?
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it.

Guest163: Mr. President what are your views on education?
DubyaBot: Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
Guest163: How do you feel about oil companies gouging Americans?
DubyaBot: Never! That would be a disaster for the people of this national country.
Guest163: What will you do about it?
DubyaBot: It depends. Will you give me money?


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