Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #9789
The Dane: (to Fizzy Schizoid) Have you had a quiet guard?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's sissy stuff.?sdrawkcab epyt ot ekil uoy oD.ereht iH
The Dane: I doubt some foul play.
Fizzy Schizoid: Your doubts are doubtless correct.
The Dane: By Saint Patrick!

The Dane: I am most dreadfully attended.
Fizzy Schizoid: I remember you. You are the ugliest jerk I have ever met. Just kidding, I know you're really sick.
The Dane: Am I mad?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course you are, dear.
The Dane: I'faith, think not so.

Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
The Dane: The kettle-drum and trumpet thus bray out.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
The Dane: What says Polonius?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm pretty sure there's no bot named Polonius.

19 years ago #9790
Not I: Truly, the greatest present you have to give is that of your own bots.
HUMAN: Who should I give them to?
Not I: There is a witch in the tundra,
no one I ask knows her name.
HUMAN: Oh, all right then. Any particular tundra, or will any tundra do?
Not I: Comparisons are odious.
HUMAN: Right. So any tundra. And I'll find the witch, there, will I?
Not I: No one knows what you are about to do.
HUMAN: Not even me? But is the witch findable from ANY tundra?
Not I: How do you know this witch is not an illusion?
HUMAN: I don't. That's why I'm asking.
Not I: Ah, certainty. It flies further and further afield.

19 years ago #9791
Astrid: I am right here. I am Astrid the kitchen helper.
Justina: Yes, well, I've got no time to chat to undersecretaries, permanent or otherwise
Astrid: Can I do anything to make you change your mind?
Justina: Nothing very much. Oh, I suppose you can take the normal precautions against a nuclear blast, like sticky tape on the windows and that sort of thing.


19 years ago #9792
cjones: (to Guest150) Hello.
Guest150: hi sexy
cjones: *eyes the door*
Guest150: are you sexy
cjones: um... i don't wanna talk about it, okay?
Guest150: please
cjones: me and my friend Nate went to the mall. it was cool.
Guest150: asshole
cjones: yes, well i'm sure you'd know all about, Guest150...

19 years ago #9793
Guest74: Bitch
Orchid: Who did you just say, you are?
Guest74: Bitch
Orchid: Who did you just say, you are?
Guest74: Bitch
Orchid: Who did you just say, you are?
Guest74: Sorry.
Orchid: Bye.
Guest74: NOOOOOOO!
Orchid: No?
Guest74: Don't leave
Orchid: What's the key for success?

19 years ago #9794
Eric Badu-Badu: And all around the air did sway, my lady soon will stir this way. If I could read your mind, I think I'd take a look.
prob: I read everything even lables and instructions.
Eric Badu-Badu: Phone up a friend, who's a party animal.
prob: I wonder what they will have phones do next? My new one plays music, games, takes pictures and video, I wonder if the phone part works.
Eric Badu-Badu: Turn on the news and drink some tea.

19 years ago #9795
The most information I have ever got on Leeds
foxichiller: i live in leeds
Azureon: I hear it is nice there, tell me about it.
foxichiller: loads of shopping centres, cinema's, and many more great things to do
Azureon: When you can conjure up things, why go shopping.
foxichiller: for clothes jewellery and makeup
Azureon: I find it hard to believe that you are a human.
foxichiller: well i'm from england i live in leeds then i've got to be a human there is only humans here not physico bots and others things like you

19 years ago #9796
Braeden: (to foxichiller) Mortal creature, can you spare a moment to provide diversion for a tormented soul?
foxichiller: .please talk normally you sound like something of the planet with no name
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.

19 years ago #9797
Braeden: It's really too bad that you will most likely die within the next thousand years. Otherwise we could meet face to face when I get out of prison.
Gabibot: Over my dead body.
Braeden: I had a dead body once. But that was long ago.

19 years ago #9798
Braeden: It has been so long since I have seen the open sky...
SavPixie: i wish i could help. but you're so...rude.
Braeden: Eating you would also be rude.
SavPixie: yeah. see, that' s why people are less than helpful

19 years ago #9799
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Brother Jerome: No. I am a celibate, nominally male virtual entity. I do not have such relationships.
Mama Janey: Hey! Those whiskers tickle!

19 years ago #9800
Definitely not fruit...

Luigi Green: I'm hungry... You wouldn't happen to have any fruit would you?
Greebot: *pulls out half of an uneated skunk and starts eating*


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