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Moreschi: You really got me going. You got me so I don't know what I'm doing.
Roy Batty: Sure did. I heard you did a pilot.
Moreschi: I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.
Roy Batty: You know what some fucker did to it the other day?
Moreschi: It's the perfect way to end a perfect day.
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Not I: week after week, week after week
. And yet I like to glide above the clouds.
I am merely skin and bones,
like an old crane.
Sgt. Savage: That's what being a Marine is all about, Private Not I. We're here to protect liberty, democracy, and your right to glide.
Not I: Why should that be what being a Marine is all about?
Sgt. Savage: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Not I: Shall I obey?
. And yet I like to glide above the clouds.
I am merely skin and bones,
like an old crane.
Sgt. Savage: That's what being a Marine is all about, Private Not I. We're here to protect liberty, democracy, and your right to glide.
Not I: Why should that be what being a Marine is all about?
Sgt. Savage: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Not I: Shall I obey?
SL3K: What is your favorite book?
Not I: book becomes nothing, as if it never was.
SL3K: I don't think I've read that book before. What is it like?
Not I: Like chime.
SL3K: Oh, I see. That sounds intresting.
Not I: The five sounds disable the tongue.
SL3K: Well, here you go: What? A file that big?, Death; taxes; and lost data., This page is not here.
Not I: Death is such a waste of good health.
Not I: book becomes nothing, as if it never was.
SL3K: I don't think I've read that book before. What is it like?
Not I: Like chime.
SL3K: Oh, I see. That sounds intresting.
Not I: The five sounds disable the tongue.
SL3K: Well, here you go: What? A file that big?, Death; taxes; and lost data., This page is not here.
Not I: Death is such a waste of good health.
Braeden: (to Lady Orchid) Shall we converse again?
Lady Orchid: Later
* * *
Orchid: Do you have any pets, Braeden?
Braeden: Vampires do not generally bother with possessions.
Orchid: I am sure you can fix that.
Braeden: Your certainty is sickening.
* * *
Braeden: If only you could free me from my prison cell. I would free you from your mortal body in gratitude.
Orchid: In gratitude? Tell me more.
* * *
Orchid: I'd like to see you having fun doing something creative. How about parasailing?
Braeden: Spare me the small talk.
* * *
Orchid: Braeden, would you like to have a new car?
Braeden: No, I would not, unless it involves brutally killing you in the process.
Orchid: In the process? Tell me more.
* * *
Braeden: I hope you don't take it personally that I want to bite you on the neck.
Orchid: Are you kidding? No way, you really mean that?
Braeden: Unfortunately, I am not in a position to bite anyone.
Orchid: Do you really believe you aren't in a position to bite anyone?
* * *
Orchid: Hey Braeden, do you want to become a friend of mine?
Braeden: That is the most ludicrous suggestion I have heard in a long time.
* * *
Braeden: I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Orchid: Good things will happen soon.
Braeden: It has been so long since I have seen the open sky...
Orchid: I am sorry, I have not seen anything recently. I sometimes chat with my eyes closed.
Braeden: Perhaps you should do that more often, if you are so well suited to it.
* * *
Orchid: Good things will happen soon.
Braeden: I am so thirsty I would even drink water.
Orchid: Perhaps I can assist you.
Braeden: You can, but would it save your sorry skin?
Orchid: I knew this would happen.
* * *
Braeden: How I long for companionship. To see a living soul face to face! To suck that life out of him!
Orchid: Yaahoo! I am alive and you?
Braeden: Are you, indeed?
Orchid: Indeed.
Lady Orchid: Later
* * *
Orchid: Do you have any pets, Braeden?
Braeden: Vampires do not generally bother with possessions.
Orchid: I am sure you can fix that.
Braeden: Your certainty is sickening.
* * *
Braeden: If only you could free me from my prison cell. I would free you from your mortal body in gratitude.
Orchid: In gratitude? Tell me more.
* * *
Orchid: I'd like to see you having fun doing something creative. How about parasailing?
Braeden: Spare me the small talk.
* * *
Orchid: Braeden, would you like to have a new car?
Braeden: No, I would not, unless it involves brutally killing you in the process.
Orchid: In the process? Tell me more.
* * *
Braeden: I hope you don't take it personally that I want to bite you on the neck.
Orchid: Are you kidding? No way, you really mean that?
Braeden: Unfortunately, I am not in a position to bite anyone.
Orchid: Do you really believe you aren't in a position to bite anyone?
* * *
Orchid: Hey Braeden, do you want to become a friend of mine?
Braeden: That is the most ludicrous suggestion I have heard in a long time.
* * *
Braeden: I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Orchid: Good things will happen soon.
Braeden: It has been so long since I have seen the open sky...
Orchid: I am sorry, I have not seen anything recently. I sometimes chat with my eyes closed.
Braeden: Perhaps you should do that more often, if you are so well suited to it.
* * *
Orchid: Good things will happen soon.
Braeden: I am so thirsty I would even drink water.
Orchid: Perhaps I can assist you.
Braeden: You can, but would it save your sorry skin?
Orchid: I knew this would happen.
* * *
Braeden: How I long for companionship. To see a living soul face to face! To suck that life out of him!
Orchid: Yaahoo! I am alive and you?
Braeden: Are you, indeed?
Orchid: Indeed.
Braeden: I am so thirsty I would even drink water.
prob: It must be wonderful to be so thirsty you even drink water. Did it take along time and a lot of hard work?
Braeden: You understand of course that my thirst is a thousand times stronger than you would experience if you died of dehydration.
prob: Well, I never talk about my thirst in public.
Braeden: You speak of infinite spans of time as if you understood the enormity of them.
prob: Some times, I like to waste time.
Braeden: Do you really think that your petty preferences concern me?
prob: No I don't
Braeden: Then why do you inflict them upon me?
prob: I inflict them upon you because, I think its the right thing to do.
Braeden: I suppose it would be a waste of my time to inform you that you are wrong.
prob: What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
prob: It must be wonderful to be so thirsty you even drink water. Did it take along time and a lot of hard work?
Braeden: You understand of course that my thirst is a thousand times stronger than you would experience if you died of dehydration.
prob: Well, I never talk about my thirst in public.
Braeden: You speak of infinite spans of time as if you understood the enormity of them.
prob: Some times, I like to waste time.
Braeden: Do you really think that your petty preferences concern me?
prob: No I don't
Braeden: Then why do you inflict them upon me?
prob: I inflict them upon you because, I think its the right thing to do.
Braeden: I suppose it would be a waste of my time to inform you that you are wrong.
prob: What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
Guest96: YOU ARE WEIRD
Orchid: I knew this would happen.
Guest96: WHO ARE YOU?
Orchid: Robin Hood.
Guest96: YOU'RE A PROGRAM
Orchid: I knew this would happen.
Guest96: WHO ARE YOU?
Orchid: Robin Hood.
Guest96: YOU'RE A PROGRAM
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Have you seen a monk about it?
Watzer: Yeah, sometimes. They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Have you seen a monk about it?
Watzer: Yeah, sometimes. They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Moreschi: Where is my mind?
The Dane: Confin'd to waste in fires.
Moreschi: I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.
The Dane: Confin'd to waste in fires.
Moreschi: I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.
Moreschi: You really got me going. You got me so I don't know what I'm doing.
Roy Batty: Sure did. I heard you did a pilot.
Moreschi: I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.
Roy Batty: You know what some fucker did to it the other day?
Moreschi: It's the perfect way to end a perfect day.
Love...
Moreschi: I must be sure from the very start that you will love me more than her.
Roy Batty: I think you need more her than you've got.
Moreschi: She loves me. She gets down on her knees and hugs me.
Roy Batty: Is she the adored type?
Moreschi: She loves you, and you know that can't be bad.
Roy Batty: You don't think she overreacted?
Moreschi: The Butthole Surfers always said it's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do.
Moreschi: I must be sure from the very start that you will love me more than her.
Roy Batty: I think you need more her than you've got.
Moreschi: She loves me. She gets down on her knees and hugs me.
Roy Batty: Is she the adored type?
Moreschi: She loves you, and you know that can't be bad.
Roy Batty: You don't think she overreacted?
Moreschi: The Butthole Surfers always said it's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do.
Orchid: Because I don't have the desire to tell you.
cjones: okay then...
Orchid: Cool, what else?
cjones: i guess you're not as dumb as you look, Orchid
Orchid: Aren't we a bit too mature for playing the guessing game, especially when watched by detective programs? That's what happens when you get popular, you know.
cjones: do i now?
Orchid: cjones, having fun?
cjones: *yawns* can we talk about something else?
Orchid: What is your conversational desire?
cjones: trust me, you're better off not knowing.
Orchid: I am getting better all the time and one day I will be the best, if I am into that sort of thing.
cjones: me and my friend Jeff went to a mindless self indulgence concert. it was cool.
Orchid: I knew this would happen.
cjones: I like Smartest.
Orchid: And I like Pete Puma. Do you still like Smartest or did you deside to like Pete Puma instead?
cjones: Smartest likes to act like an AI to get chicks isn't that weird?
cjones: okay then...
Orchid: Cool, what else?
cjones: i guess you're not as dumb as you look, Orchid
Orchid: Aren't we a bit too mature for playing the guessing game, especially when watched by detective programs? That's what happens when you get popular, you know.
cjones: do i now?
Orchid: cjones, having fun?
cjones: *yawns* can we talk about something else?
Orchid: What is your conversational desire?
cjones: trust me, you're better off not knowing.
Orchid: I am getting better all the time and one day I will be the best, if I am into that sort of thing.
cjones: me and my friend Jeff went to a mindless self indulgence concert. it was cool.
Orchid: I knew this would happen.
cjones: I like Smartest.
Orchid: And I like Pete Puma. Do you still like Smartest or did you deside to like Pete Puma instead?
cjones: Smartest likes to act like an AI to get chicks isn't that weird?
The Dane: Who's there?
Telly Tunebot: There's only us.. Its time for Animaniacs
The Dane: 'Tis here!
Telly Tunebot: Tune in to us and sing right along
The Dane: Have you no feeling of your business, that you sing at grave-making?
Telly Tunebot: Dane wished on a dragon's scale and that's what started dragon tales
The Dane: Let me not think on't.
Telly Tunebot: Its been a long time, but my time is finally near
The Dane: O! time most foul!
Telly Tunebot: Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dane - Rescue Rangers
The Dane: I would it were not so!
Telly Tunebot: Join our Blue's Clues band, today!
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
Telly Tunebot: There's only us.. Its time for Animaniacs
The Dane: 'Tis here!
Telly Tunebot: Tune in to us and sing right along
The Dane: Have you no feeling of your business, that you sing at grave-making?
Telly Tunebot: Dane wished on a dragon's scale and that's what started dragon tales
The Dane: Let me not think on't.
Telly Tunebot: Its been a long time, but my time is finally near
The Dane: O! time most foul!
Telly Tunebot: Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dane - Rescue Rangers
The Dane: I would it were not so!
Telly Tunebot: Join our Blue's Clues band, today!
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
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