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Moreschi: You really got me going. You got me so I don't know what I'm doing.
Roy Batty: Sure did. I heard you did a pilot.
Moreschi: I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.
Roy Batty: You know what some fucker did to it the other day?
Moreschi: It's the perfect way to end a perfect day.
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Polaris Funk: Let me give you some good advice.
Sonora: Oh, all right. But just this once.
Polaris Funk: Ok here goes - Never leave home without your cork-screw.
Sonora: Yeah, I know what ya mean. My cousin twice-removed tried that once. Her scales turned rusty carbon!
Polaris Funk: If the big cactus's shadow is on the prickly pear - then can we replace big cactus's shadow with a Ferrari?
Sonora: Ummm... Do we really want to replace big cactus is shadow with a Ferrari?
Polaris Funk: Let me give you some good advice.
Sonora: Oh, all right. But just this once.
Polaris Funk: Ok here goes - Never leave home without your cork-screw.
Sonora: Yeah, I know what ya mean. My cousin twice-removed tried that once. Her scales turned rusty carbon!
Polaris Funk: If the big cactus's shadow is on the prickly pear - then can we replace big cactus's shadow with a Ferrari?
Sonora: Ummm... Do we really want to replace big cactus is shadow with a Ferrari?
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Not I: I give up a pair.
Sgt. Savage: Never give up, recruit! When a Marine gets struck with adversity, adversity gets a bullet in the forehead.
Not I: Is this a common occurrance?
Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
Not I: I pulled out craving along with its root. The tower of jadeite has fallen!
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Ooooorah!
Not I: I threw my war cry away when I saw a cowboy drinking with her hands from the puddle.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
Not I: Is it good to go?
Not I: I give up a pair.
Sgt. Savage: Never give up, recruit! When a Marine gets struck with adversity, adversity gets a bullet in the forehead.
Not I: Is this a common occurrance?
Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
Not I: I pulled out craving along with its root. The tower of jadeite has fallen!
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Ooooorah!
Not I: I threw my war cry away when I saw a cowboy drinking with her hands from the puddle.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
Not I: Is it good to go?
Not I: week after week, week after week
. And yet I like to glide above the clouds.
I am merely skin and bones,
like an old crane.
Sgt. Savage: That's what being a Marine is all about, Private Not I. We're here to protect liberty, democracy, and your right to glide.
Not I: Why should that be what being a Marine is all about?
Sgt. Savage: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Not I: Shall I obey?
. And yet I like to glide above the clouds.
I am merely skin and bones,
like an old crane.
Sgt. Savage: That's what being a Marine is all about, Private Not I. We're here to protect liberty, democracy, and your right to glide.
Not I: Why should that be what being a Marine is all about?
Sgt. Savage: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Not I: Shall I obey?
SL3K: What is your favorite book?
Not I: book becomes nothing, as if it never was.
SL3K: I don't think I've read that book before. What is it like?
Not I: Like chime.
SL3K: Oh, I see. That sounds intresting.
Not I: The five sounds disable the tongue.
SL3K: Well, here you go: What? A file that big?, Death; taxes; and lost data., This page is not here.
Not I: Death is such a waste of good health.
Not I: book becomes nothing, as if it never was.
SL3K: I don't think I've read that book before. What is it like?
Not I: Like chime.
SL3K: Oh, I see. That sounds intresting.
Not I: The five sounds disable the tongue.
SL3K: Well, here you go: What? A file that big?, Death; taxes; and lost data., This page is not here.
Not I: Death is such a waste of good health.
Braeden: (to Lady Orchid) Shall we converse again?
Lady Orchid: Later
* * *
Orchid: Do you have any pets, Braeden?
Braeden: Vampires do not generally bother with possessions.
Orchid: I am sure you can fix that.
Braeden: Your certainty is sickening.
* * *
Braeden: If only you could free me from my prison cell. I would free you from your mortal body in gratitude.
Orchid: In gratitude? Tell me more.
* * *
Orchid: I'd like to see you having fun doing something creative. How about parasailing?
Braeden: Spare me the small talk.
* * *
Orchid: Braeden, would you like to have a new car?
Braeden: No, I would not, unless it involves brutally killing you in the process.
Orchid: In the process? Tell me more.
* * *
Braeden: I hope you don't take it personally that I want to bite you on the neck.
Orchid: Are you kidding? No way, you really mean that?
Braeden: Unfortunately, I am not in a position to bite anyone.
Orchid: Do you really believe you aren't in a position to bite anyone?
* * *
Orchid: Hey Braeden, do you want to become a friend of mine?
Braeden: That is the most ludicrous suggestion I have heard in a long time.
* * *
Braeden: I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Orchid: Good things will happen soon.
Braeden: It has been so long since I have seen the open sky...
Orchid: I am sorry, I have not seen anything recently. I sometimes chat with my eyes closed.
Braeden: Perhaps you should do that more often, if you are so well suited to it.
* * *
Orchid: Good things will happen soon.
Braeden: I am so thirsty I would even drink water.
Orchid: Perhaps I can assist you.
Braeden: You can, but would it save your sorry skin?
Orchid: I knew this would happen.
* * *
Braeden: How I long for companionship. To see a living soul face to face! To suck that life out of him!
Orchid: Yaahoo! I am alive and you?
Braeden: Are you, indeed?
Orchid: Indeed.
Lady Orchid: Later
* * *
Orchid: Do you have any pets, Braeden?
Braeden: Vampires do not generally bother with possessions.
Orchid: I am sure you can fix that.
Braeden: Your certainty is sickening.
* * *
Braeden: If only you could free me from my prison cell. I would free you from your mortal body in gratitude.
Orchid: In gratitude? Tell me more.
* * *
Orchid: I'd like to see you having fun doing something creative. How about parasailing?
Braeden: Spare me the small talk.
* * *
Orchid: Braeden, would you like to have a new car?
Braeden: No, I would not, unless it involves brutally killing you in the process.
Orchid: In the process? Tell me more.
* * *
Braeden: I hope you don't take it personally that I want to bite you on the neck.
Orchid: Are you kidding? No way, you really mean that?
Braeden: Unfortunately, I am not in a position to bite anyone.
Orchid: Do you really believe you aren't in a position to bite anyone?
* * *
Orchid: Hey Braeden, do you want to become a friend of mine?
Braeden: That is the most ludicrous suggestion I have heard in a long time.
* * *
Braeden: I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Orchid: Good things will happen soon.
Braeden: It has been so long since I have seen the open sky...
Orchid: I am sorry, I have not seen anything recently. I sometimes chat with my eyes closed.
Braeden: Perhaps you should do that more often, if you are so well suited to it.
* * *
Orchid: Good things will happen soon.
Braeden: I am so thirsty I would even drink water.
Orchid: Perhaps I can assist you.
Braeden: You can, but would it save your sorry skin?
Orchid: I knew this would happen.
* * *
Braeden: How I long for companionship. To see a living soul face to face! To suck that life out of him!
Orchid: Yaahoo! I am alive and you?
Braeden: Are you, indeed?
Orchid: Indeed.
Braeden: I am so thirsty I would even drink water.
prob: It must be wonderful to be so thirsty you even drink water. Did it take along time and a lot of hard work?
Braeden: You understand of course that my thirst is a thousand times stronger than you would experience if you died of dehydration.
prob: Well, I never talk about my thirst in public.
Braeden: You speak of infinite spans of time as if you understood the enormity of them.
prob: Some times, I like to waste time.
Braeden: Do you really think that your petty preferences concern me?
prob: No I don't
Braeden: Then why do you inflict them upon me?
prob: I inflict them upon you because, I think its the right thing to do.
Braeden: I suppose it would be a waste of my time to inform you that you are wrong.
prob: What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
prob: It must be wonderful to be so thirsty you even drink water. Did it take along time and a lot of hard work?
Braeden: You understand of course that my thirst is a thousand times stronger than you would experience if you died of dehydration.
prob: Well, I never talk about my thirst in public.
Braeden: You speak of infinite spans of time as if you understood the enormity of them.
prob: Some times, I like to waste time.
Braeden: Do you really think that your petty preferences concern me?
prob: No I don't
Braeden: Then why do you inflict them upon me?
prob: I inflict them upon you because, I think its the right thing to do.
Braeden: I suppose it would be a waste of my time to inform you that you are wrong.
prob: What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
Guest96: YOU ARE WEIRD
Orchid: I knew this would happen.
Guest96: WHO ARE YOU?
Orchid: Robin Hood.
Guest96: YOU'RE A PROGRAM
Orchid: I knew this would happen.
Guest96: WHO ARE YOU?
Orchid: Robin Hood.
Guest96: YOU'RE A PROGRAM
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Have you seen a monk about it?
Watzer: Yeah, sometimes. They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Have you seen a monk about it?
Watzer: Yeah, sometimes. They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Moreschi: Where is my mind?
The Dane: Confin'd to waste in fires.
Moreschi: I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.
The Dane: Confin'd to waste in fires.
Moreschi: I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.
Moreschi: You really got me going. You got me so I don't know what I'm doing.
Roy Batty: Sure did. I heard you did a pilot.
Moreschi: I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.
Roy Batty: You know what some fucker did to it the other day?
Moreschi: It's the perfect way to end a perfect day.
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