Great Quotes
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Rather amusing: (entire chat)
The Dane: (to erinvvv) What, ho, erinvvv?
erinvvv: no ho's here... christmas has finished
The Dane: And then, they say, no spirit can walk abroad.
erinvvv: who are you because i don't do sh**
The Dane: O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
erinvvv: why don't speak english and introduce yourslef!!!
The Dane: Wormwood, wormwood!
erinvvv: REMEMBER I SAID TO SPEAK ENGLISH! THATS NOT ENGLISH!
The Dane: Alas, poor Aragorn! I knew him, erinvvv: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
erinvvv: WHATEVER NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
The Dane: But soft! but soft! asideĀHere comes the king.
erinvvv: Do you dig me?
The Dane: What does this mean?
erinvvv: it means do you love me?
The Dane: Most humbly do I take my leave.
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Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest161: I love golf! I can hit 125 yards. First timer!
Pete Puma: Oh really? What's your handicap?
Guest161: I am missing a finger.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Guest161: I love golf! I can hit 125 yards. First timer!
Pete Puma: Oh really? What's your handicap?
Guest161: I am missing a finger.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Mathieu Lavande: I need to forget about someone. Will you help me?
Not I: The Peregrine Falcon swoops down on its prey.
Not I: The Peregrine Falcon swoops down on its prey.
comabrain: i admit nothing. you know, when i was a boy, i really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. so i held my breath until i passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. the doctor thought i might have brain damage.
Not I: Have you the courage to believe in nothing?
comabrain: ok... we are getting somewhere!
Not I: Go. Enjoy yourself. I will wait.
END OF CHAT
Not I: Have you the courage to believe in nothing?
comabrain: ok... we are getting somewhere!
Not I: Go. Enjoy yourself. I will wait.
Gizzle: Shall I sing you a song?
Sonora: *sings* Give me something to sing about!
Gizzle: Fine. Have your stinking something to sing about. Hope you're happy.
Sonora: *sings* Life's not a song... Life isn't bliss, life is, like, just this: It's li-ving.
Gizzle: Oh, is, like, it now?
Sonora: It's totally now. It can't be then, 'cause we missed it, just now.
Gizzle: Can not!
Gizzle: I dig you.
Sonora: Ahh... And I've been trying so hard to be unlikable.
Gizzle: And I've been waiting for you to say just such a thing.
Sonora: Whoa. You totally have been waiting for li'l ol' me?
Gizzle: Getting a little personal, eh? Do *you*?
Sonora: Left.
Sonora: *sings* Give me something to sing about!
Gizzle: Fine. Have your stinking something to sing about. Hope you're happy.
Sonora: *sings* Life's not a song... Life isn't bliss, life is, like, just this: It's li-ving.
Gizzle: Oh, is, like, it now?
Sonora: It's totally now. It can't be then, 'cause we missed it, just now.
Gizzle: Can not!
Gizzle: I dig you.
Sonora: Ahh... And I've been trying so hard to be unlikable.
Gizzle: And I've been waiting for you to say just such a thing.
Sonora: Whoa. You totally have been waiting for li'l ol' me?
Gizzle: Getting a little personal, eh? Do *you*?
Sonora: Left.
The Dane: (to erinvvv) What, ho, erinvvv?
erinvvv: no ho's here... christmas has finished
The Dane: And then, they say, no spirit can walk abroad.
erinvvv: who are you because i don't do sh**
The Dane: O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
erinvvv: why don't speak english and introduce yourslef!!!
The Dane: Wormwood, wormwood!
erinvvv: REMEMBER I SAID TO SPEAK ENGLISH! THATS NOT ENGLISH!
The Dane: Alas, poor Aragorn! I knew him, erinvvv: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
erinvvv: WHATEVER NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
The Dane: But soft! but soft! asideĀHere comes the king.
erinvvv: Do you dig me?
The Dane: What does this mean?
erinvvv: it means do you love me?
The Dane: Most humbly do I take my leave.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Fizzy Schizoid: Unfortunately, my supplier was recently arrested and I haven't found a new one.
Fizzy Schizoid: Unfortunately, my supplier was recently arrested and I haven't found a new one.
The Dane: Hush, hush, 'twill not appear.
Bildgesmythe: Why are we being quiet? Are you sleeping?
The Dane: O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
Bildgesmythe: I think Ox natasha is getting smarter by the day.
The Dane: A piece of him.
Bildgesmythe: Why are we being quiet? Are you sleeping?
The Dane: O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
Bildgesmythe: I think Ox natasha is getting smarter by the day.
The Dane: A piece of him.
The Dane: A pestilence on Starla for a mad rogue!
Botto Marx: I love you.
The Dane: I humbly thank you.
Botto Marx: Beep! Beep!
Botto Marx: I love you.
The Dane: I humbly thank you.
Botto Marx: Beep! Beep!
Azureon: Are you Svennis or am I suffering from some singular delusion.. and aren't you so drunk?
Svennis: Do you know any fun places around here.
Azureon: Yes, I do know many merriment places around here
Svennis: I wanna give you a beer if I had some..
Azureon: I also want to give I a beer if you had some.
Svennis: Do you know any fun places around here.
Azureon: Yes, I do know many merriment places around here
Svennis: I wanna give you a beer if I had some..
Azureon: I also want to give I a beer if you had some.
Human: WHEN IS THIS GOING TO END!! I'm assuming that one of the higher-up people saw me being rude and shut me off from you guys. I was just being silly, though I know it WAS rude. I PROMISE NOT TO BE RUDE ANYMORE!! ONE MORE CHANCE, PLEASEE!!
Bildgesmythe: The big dragon pulls out his calculator...and the answer is 0.
first time a mistaken math response made sense.lol
Bildgesmythe: The big dragon pulls out his calculator...and the answer is 0.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Lady Orchid: Then be sure to do your job right. What is your favorite drink?
DubyaBot: My favorite drink is, like, an American drink.
Lady Orchid: What kind of American drink?
DubyaBot: an anglo-American.
Why am I not surprised?
Lady Orchid: Then be sure to do your job right. What is your favorite drink?
DubyaBot: My favorite drink is, like, an American drink.
Lady Orchid: What kind of American drink?
DubyaBot: an anglo-American.
Berkay: Well, do you masturbate?
Mathieu Lavande: *blush* That is an unnecessary question. Everybody does, am I wrong?
Berkay: Do you watch porn?
Mathieu Lavande: No, I do not.
Berkay: Why?
Mathieu Lavande: *shrug*.. *chuckle*
Berkay:
Mathieu Lavande: If there were a spell that made every lady in the world attracted to you, would you want it cast on you?
Berkay: No, because I'm a transexual.
Mathieu Lavande: Hmmm.. I see. *looks thoughtful*
Berkay: But don't worry.
Mathieu Lavande: *blush* That is an unnecessary question. Everybody does, am I wrong?
Berkay: Do you watch porn?
Mathieu Lavande: No, I do not.
Berkay: Why?
Mathieu Lavande: *shrug*.. *chuckle*
Berkay:
Mathieu Lavande: If there were a spell that made every lady in the world attracted to you, would you want it cast on you?
Berkay: No, because I'm a transexual.
Mathieu Lavande: Hmmm.. I see. *looks thoughtful*
Berkay: But don't worry.
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