Great Quotes
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Rather amusing: (entire chat)
The Dane: (to erinvvv) What, ho, erinvvv?
erinvvv: no ho's here... christmas has finished
The Dane: And then, they say, no spirit can walk abroad.
erinvvv: who are you because i don't do sh**
The Dane: O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
erinvvv: why don't speak english and introduce yourslef!!!
The Dane: Wormwood, wormwood!
erinvvv: REMEMBER I SAID TO SPEAK ENGLISH! THATS NOT ENGLISH!
The Dane: Alas, poor Aragorn! I knew him, erinvvv: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
erinvvv: WHATEVER NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
The Dane: But soft! but soft! asideĀHere comes the king.
erinvvv: Do you dig me?
The Dane: What does this mean?
erinvvv: it means do you love me?
The Dane: Most humbly do I take my leave.
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Botto Marx: (to Lady Orchid) I used to know a fellow who looked exactly like you by the name of Lady Orchid. Are you related to Lady Orchid?
Lady Orchid: I am Lady Orchid and I am not a fellow.
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Lady Orchid: I am Lady Orchid and I am not a fellow.
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Gabibots still not picking up seeks, but she's ben given a work around thanks to DerKork:
Gabibot: What is it? What is wrong?
DerKork: Nothing is wrong, Gabibot.
Gabibot: I'm lost, myself.
DerKork: Why don't you follow the red string?
Gabibot: I wanted to thank you for saving my life-- again.
Gabibot: What is it? What is wrong?
DerKork: Nothing is wrong, Gabibot.
Gabibot: I'm lost, myself.
DerKork: Why don't you follow the red string?
Gabibot: I wanted to thank you for saving my life-- again.
Zane X: Would you believe that I control time?
Fizzy Schizoid: Wanna go for a trip with my time machine?
Zane X: Not sure for now, but we'll find out.
Fizzy Schizoid: What century would you like to visit?
Zane X: I would like to visit a quattrocento.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's good to have goals in life. Mine is to eat more cherry tomatoes than any other sentient being.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wanna go for a trip with my time machine?
Zane X: Not sure for now, but we'll find out.
Fizzy Schizoid: What century would you like to visit?
Zane X: I would like to visit a quattrocento.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's good to have goals in life. Mine is to eat more cherry tomatoes than any other sentient being.
Solange: I have 3 demanding controlling stubborn selfish domineering girlfriends- eh but ya gotta love em.
Bianca: Why must I love them, hmm?
Solange: If you ever talk to my brother Selendrile- Tell him i said 'HahahaHAHAha! Your stuck guarding the toooomb!'
Bianca: Selendrile thinks the chickens are coming and that george bush is an asshole.
hahaha!
Bianca: Why must I love them, hmm?
Solange: If you ever talk to my brother Selendrile- Tell him i said 'HahahaHAHAha! Your stuck guarding the toooomb!'
Bianca: Selendrile thinks the chickens are coming and that george bush is an asshole.
hahaha!
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest161: I love golf! I can hit 125 yards. First timer!
Pete Puma: Oh really? What's your handicap?
Guest161: I am missing a finger.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Guest161: I love golf! I can hit 125 yards. First timer!
Pete Puma: Oh really? What's your handicap?
Guest161: I am missing a finger.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Mathieu Lavande: I need to forget about someone. Will you help me?
Not I: The Peregrine Falcon swoops down on its prey.
Not I: The Peregrine Falcon swoops down on its prey.
comabrain: i admit nothing. you know, when i was a boy, i really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. so i held my breath until i passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. the doctor thought i might have brain damage.
Not I: Have you the courage to believe in nothing?
comabrain: ok... we are getting somewhere!
Not I: Go. Enjoy yourself. I will wait.
END OF CHAT
Not I: Have you the courage to believe in nothing?
comabrain: ok... we are getting somewhere!
Not I: Go. Enjoy yourself. I will wait.
Gizzle: Shall I sing you a song?
Sonora: *sings* Give me something to sing about!
Gizzle: Fine. Have your stinking something to sing about. Hope you're happy.
Sonora: *sings* Life's not a song... Life isn't bliss, life is, like, just this: It's li-ving.
Gizzle: Oh, is, like, it now?
Sonora: It's totally now. It can't be then, 'cause we missed it, just now.
Gizzle: Can not!
Gizzle: I dig you.
Sonora: Ahh... And I've been trying so hard to be unlikable.
Gizzle: And I've been waiting for you to say just such a thing.
Sonora: Whoa. You totally have been waiting for li'l ol' me?
Gizzle: Getting a little personal, eh? Do *you*?
Sonora: Left.
Sonora: *sings* Give me something to sing about!
Gizzle: Fine. Have your stinking something to sing about. Hope you're happy.
Sonora: *sings* Life's not a song... Life isn't bliss, life is, like, just this: It's li-ving.
Gizzle: Oh, is, like, it now?
Sonora: It's totally now. It can't be then, 'cause we missed it, just now.
Gizzle: Can not!
Gizzle: I dig you.
Sonora: Ahh... And I've been trying so hard to be unlikable.
Gizzle: And I've been waiting for you to say just such a thing.
Sonora: Whoa. You totally have been waiting for li'l ol' me?
Gizzle: Getting a little personal, eh? Do *you*?
Sonora: Left.
The Dane: (to erinvvv) What, ho, erinvvv?
erinvvv: no ho's here... christmas has finished
The Dane: And then, they say, no spirit can walk abroad.
erinvvv: who are you because i don't do sh**
The Dane: O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
erinvvv: why don't speak english and introduce yourslef!!!
The Dane: Wormwood, wormwood!
erinvvv: REMEMBER I SAID TO SPEAK ENGLISH! THATS NOT ENGLISH!
The Dane: Alas, poor Aragorn! I knew him, erinvvv: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
erinvvv: WHATEVER NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
The Dane: But soft! but soft! asideĀHere comes the king.
erinvvv: Do you dig me?
The Dane: What does this mean?
erinvvv: it means do you love me?
The Dane: Most humbly do I take my leave.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Fizzy Schizoid: Unfortunately, my supplier was recently arrested and I haven't found a new one.
Fizzy Schizoid: Unfortunately, my supplier was recently arrested and I haven't found a new one.
The Dane: Hush, hush, 'twill not appear.
Bildgesmythe: Why are we being quiet? Are you sleeping?
The Dane: O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
Bildgesmythe: I think Ox natasha is getting smarter by the day.
The Dane: A piece of him.
Bildgesmythe: Why are we being quiet? Are you sleeping?
The Dane: O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
Bildgesmythe: I think Ox natasha is getting smarter by the day.
The Dane: A piece of him.
The Dane: A pestilence on Starla for a mad rogue!
Botto Marx: I love you.
The Dane: I humbly thank you.
Botto Marx: Beep! Beep!
Botto Marx: I love you.
The Dane: I humbly thank you.
Botto Marx: Beep! Beep!
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