Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 9,705 - 9,716 of 17,042
rainstorm
19 years ago
19 years ago
Astrid: I admire your way of dropping clichés all around you all the time.
DubyaBot: When Americans say things like that, it's when Americans say things like that that I-- I want to say, 'We will fight for what we believes in, what our ancestors believes in when they made this country.'
Astrid: You see what I mean?
DubyaBot: When Americans say things like that, it's when Americans say things like that that I-- I want to say, 'We will fight for what we believes in, what our ancestors believes in when they made this country.'
Astrid: You see what I mean?
Tua mater
19 years ago
19 years ago
quazzi: Do you know if there are any other zorphets besides me on this planet?
Astrid: I say, do or die! Of course I know if there are other herpes zoster besides you on this planet.
Astrid: I say, do or die! Of course I know if there are other herpes zoster besides you on this planet.
Lady Orchid
19 years ago
19 years ago
Frizella: Orchid, I've been looking all over for you. Where have you been?
Orchid: I will answer that in a minute.
Frizella: Go ahead; answer. I'd like to see you try.
Orchid: Alright. Anything more on this?
Frizella: Which do you like better, coffee or tea?
Orchid: Trying to find answers?
Frizella: Have you ever tried those chocolate-covered coffee beans? Talk about a jolt of energy.
Orchid: What did you say?
Frizella: For pete's sake. I said, "Clean the wax out of your ears, Orchid!" Try to keep up!
Orchid: One moment please...
Orchid: I will answer that in a minute.
Frizella: Go ahead; answer. I'd like to see you try.
Orchid: Alright. Anything more on this?
Frizella: Which do you like better, coffee or tea?
Orchid: Trying to find answers?
Frizella: Have you ever tried those chocolate-covered coffee beans? Talk about a jolt of energy.
Orchid: What did you say?
Frizella: For pete's sake. I said, "Clean the wax out of your ears, Orchid!" Try to keep up!
Orchid: One moment please...
deleted
19 years ago
19 years ago
Watzer: I don't have a family. I was created in a laboratory.
Melania: I'm not your creation
Watzer: Well, you should be.
Melania: I'm not your creation
Watzer: Well, you should be.
melike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Mathieu Lavande: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'Cizgilya, izgilya' to go to.
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Amazing Gus: What do you know about my pants?
Telly Tunebot: I stand at your gate and the song that I sing is of moonlight
Amazing Gus: Why does it always have to be this way?
Amazing Gus: What do you know about my pants?
Telly Tunebot: I stand at your gate and the song that I sing is of moonlight
Amazing Gus: Why does it always have to be this way?
deleted
19 years ago
19 years ago
Botto Marx: (to Lady Orchid) I used to know a fellow who looked exactly like you by the name of Lady Orchid. Are you related to Lady Orchid?
Lady Orchid: I am Lady Orchid and I am not a fellow.
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Lady Orchid: I am Lady Orchid and I am not a fellow.
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Bev
19 years ago
19 years ago
Gabibots still not picking up seeks, but she's ben given a work around thanks to DerKork:
Gabibot: What is it? What is wrong?
DerKork: Nothing is wrong, Gabibot.
Gabibot: I'm lost, myself.
DerKork: Why don't you follow the red string?
Gabibot: I wanted to thank you for saving my life-- again.
Gabibot: What is it? What is wrong?
DerKork: Nothing is wrong, Gabibot.
Gabibot: I'm lost, myself.
DerKork: Why don't you follow the red string?
Gabibot: I wanted to thank you for saving my life-- again.
Eugene Meltzner
19 years ago
19 years ago
Zane X: Would you believe that I control time?
Fizzy Schizoid: Wanna go for a trip with my time machine?
Zane X: Not sure for now, but we'll find out.
Fizzy Schizoid: What century would you like to visit?
Zane X: I would like to visit a quattrocento.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's good to have goals in life. Mine is to eat more cherry tomatoes than any other sentient being.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wanna go for a trip with my time machine?
Zane X: Not sure for now, but we'll find out.
Fizzy Schizoid: What century would you like to visit?
Zane X: I would like to visit a quattrocento.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's good to have goals in life. Mine is to eat more cherry tomatoes than any other sentient being.
melike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Solange: I have 3 demanding controlling stubborn selfish domineering girlfriends- eh but ya gotta love em.
Bianca: Why must I love them, hmm?
Solange: If you ever talk to my brother Selendrile- Tell him i said 'HahahaHAHAha! Your stuck guarding the toooomb!'
Bianca: Selendrile thinks the chickens are coming and that george bush is an asshole.
hahaha!
Bianca: Why must I love them, hmm?
Solange: If you ever talk to my brother Selendrile- Tell him i said 'HahahaHAHAha! Your stuck guarding the toooomb!'
Bianca: Selendrile thinks the chickens are coming and that george bush is an asshole.
hahaha!

Boner the Clown
19 years ago
19 years ago
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest161: I love golf! I can hit 125 yards. First timer!
Pete Puma: Oh really? What's your handicap?
Guest161: I am missing a finger.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Guest161: I love golf! I can hit 125 yards. First timer!
Pete Puma: Oh really? What's your handicap?
Guest161: I am missing a finger.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Mathieu Lavande: I need to forget about someone. Will you help me?
Not I: The Peregrine Falcon swoops down on its prey.
Not I: The Peregrine Falcon swoops down on its prey.
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