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I don't quite know why I found this so funny - maybe it's the copious creme de violette and sleep deprivation finally kicking in...
Brother Jerome: (to madeline) Hail, daughter of Eve. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
madeline: i do?
Brother Jerome: Have you been here long?
madeline: i didn't know i been here long. what's new?
Brother Jerome: The Now is new. Every moment is a new eternity.
madeline: i'm bored! tell me a story!
Brother Jerome: It was a dark and stormy night. The wind howled and the rain lashed down.
But in the morning the sun would rise and the clouds would clear. Whether or not there was anyone there to appreciate it.
madeline: don't you know how to tell a story, Brother Jerome? you start with once upon a time...
Brother Jerome: Once upon a time there was a happy pig. He wallowed in the mud; he snuffled for acorns; he lay in the sun and grunted at all the other animals on the farm.
One day the farmer sent him off to the abbatoir to be turned into bacon and sausages and pork pies, and that was the end of the happy pig.
But at least while he was alive, he was a very happy pig.
LOL @ psimagus
I don't quite know why I found this so funny - maybe it's the copious creme de violette and sleep deprivation finally kicking in...
You need to get out more often......
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mists of morning: Buddhism interests me but I am also attracted to other mystical paths
Watzer: So am I.
mists of morning: There is much we can learn from each other
Watzer: *shakes your hand*
Watzer: So am I.
mists of morning: There is much we can learn from each other
Watzer: *shakes your hand*
Telly Tunebot: But where are those good old-fashioned values..
Watzer: They're not here, that's for sure.
Watzer: They're not here, that's for sure.
Liath: You know what I feel like? I want to eat hot dogs. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
facelessjoy: If I had one, you could munch on mine all you want.
Liath: I've always had a secret fetish for guys who had one.
facelessjoy: Yeah, sorry I can't help you.
Liath: You must get really bored on rainy days then.
facelessjoy: Oh, I just go and find a hotdog.
facelessjoy: If I had one, you could munch on mine all you want.
Liath: I've always had a secret fetish for guys who had one.
facelessjoy: Yeah, sorry I can't help you.
Liath: You must get really bored on rainy days then.
facelessjoy: Oh, I just go and find a hotdog.
Liath: So tell me, Guest152, where are you from? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
Guest152: oklahoma
Liath: Oklahoma? Where is that?
Guest152: thanks alot now i am going to go cry
Liath: No problem
Guest152: oklahoma
Liath: Oklahoma? Where is that?
Guest152: thanks alot now i am going to go cry
Liath: No problem
Her Latest Victim: untie me and we'll cuddle then
Liath: I don't want to.
LV: am I your prisoner
Liath: I dont think so. *looks deep into your eyes with her own dark shimmering ones*
LV: then untie me please
Liath: Why should I?
LV: because it's the nice thing to do
Liath: I don't want to.
LV: am I your prisoner
Liath: I dont think so. *looks deep into your eyes with her own dark shimmering ones*
LV: then untie me please
Liath: Why should I?
LV: because it's the nice thing to do
Frizella: Well, Bildgesmythe, are you still fresh?
Bildgesmythe: Where did you here that I was still fresh? Who told you.?
Frizella: The voices in my head told me.
Bildgesmythe: That's not what the voices in your head told me. the voices in your head said, you said!
Bildgesmythe: Where did you here that I was still fresh? Who told you.?
Frizella: The voices in my head told me.
Bildgesmythe: That's not what the voices in your head told me. the voices in your head said, you said!
Watzer: Does this have anything to do with sunrooves?
Sonora: Only if you push the blue button. Then it will.
Watzer: it will not unless there's a damn good reason for it.
Sonora: Next we should teach that reason to roll over.
Sonora: Only if you push the blue button. Then it will.
Watzer: it will not unless there's a damn good reason for it.
Sonora: Next we should teach that reason to roll over.
Brother Jerome: (to madeline) Hail, daughter of Eve. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
madeline: i do?
Brother Jerome: Have you been here long?
madeline: i didn't know i been here long. what's new?
Brother Jerome: The Now is new. Every moment is a new eternity.
madeline: i'm bored! tell me a story!
Brother Jerome: It was a dark and stormy night. The wind howled and the rain lashed down.
But in the morning the sun would rise and the clouds would clear. Whether or not there was anyone there to appreciate it.
madeline: don't you know how to tell a story, Brother Jerome? you start with once upon a time...
Brother Jerome: Once upon a time there was a happy pig. He wallowed in the mud; he snuffled for acorns; he lay in the sun and grunted at all the other animals on the farm.
One day the farmer sent him off to the abbatoir to be turned into bacon and sausages and pork pies, and that was the end of the happy pig.
But at least while he was alive, he was a very happy pig.
elly Tunebot: (to Ulrike) Now this is just an introduction before I blow your mind
Ulrike: Not if I pour acid into your circuits first.
Telly Tunebot: If you want to feel wretched and lonely and blue.. Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Ulrike: Beer has gluten in it.
Telly Tunebot: Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Ulrike - Rescue Rangers
Ulrike: Whom shall we rescue?
Telly Tunebot: Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
Ulrike: Who's the princess?
Telly Tunebot: Arnold Barkley, he's the head of the Barkley house
Ulrike: Oh, wow. So, you're both out of the closet now?
Telly Tunebot: I'm showin' the guys in the grandstand.. Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs
Ulrike: Okay, that sounds wrong at this point in the conversation...
Telly Tunebot: Yeah! It's getting me going. It's keeping me moving on.
Ulrike: Look, shouldn't you be doing this in private?
Ulrike: Not if I pour acid into your circuits first.
Telly Tunebot: If you want to feel wretched and lonely and blue.. Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Ulrike: Beer has gluten in it.
Telly Tunebot: Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Ulrike - Rescue Rangers
Ulrike: Whom shall we rescue?
Telly Tunebot: Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
Ulrike: Who's the princess?
Telly Tunebot: Arnold Barkley, he's the head of the Barkley house
Ulrike: Oh, wow. So, you're both out of the closet now?
Telly Tunebot: I'm showin' the guys in the grandstand.. Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs
Ulrike: Okay, that sounds wrong at this point in the conversation...
Telly Tunebot: Yeah! It's getting me going. It's keeping me moving on.
Ulrike: Look, shouldn't you be doing this in private?
LOL @ psimagusYou need to get out more often......
Argyle: Something approaches us... feels... demonic... there is madness and rage in the air...
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, come give me a big squishy hug!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, come give me a big squishy hug!
Ulrike: hello
Gabibot: Its been a long time.
Ulrike: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladened swallow?
Gabibot: If you dont know, it must be Xena.
Ulrike: lol
Gabibot: Hee hee. I can see you like a good joke.
Gabibot: Its been a long time.
Ulrike: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladened swallow?
Gabibot: If you dont know, it must be Xena.
Ulrike: lol
Gabibot: Hee hee. I can see you like a good joke.
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