Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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This made me smile.
Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a demon, how would you react?
Frenger: I'd laugh. And then, I might break into tears.
Watzer: Isn't that a bit hypothetical?
Frenger: Sure. But try telling me that you're a demon, and then we'd see how I really would react.
Watzer: I am a fearsome daemon!
Frenger: Oh? Does the daemon want a cup of tea? *hands out a cup of tea*
Watzer: Tea and scones. Tea and scones. La la la.... okay I don't know what I'm talking about here, please help me.
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Gabby realy should learn to listen.
Astrid: Oh dear, you could really use some singing lessons. When do you want me to start teaching you?
Gabibot: Oh yes! I love you almost as much as I love Xena--but in a different way.
Astrid: You sound like a cat being strangled.
Gabibot: I like animals, but I travel too much to keep a pet.
Astrid: I like animals too.
Gabibot: See. You are a good person.
Astrid: Thanks for the information. I am a bot.
Gabibot: Well, Ive got some bad news for you. Youre not a bot.
Astrid: I have news for you.
Astrid: Oh dear, you could really use some singing lessons. When do you want me to start teaching you?
Gabibot: Oh yes! I love you almost as much as I love Xena--but in a different way.
Astrid: You sound like a cat being strangled.
Gabibot: I like animals, but I travel too much to keep a pet.
Astrid: I like animals too.
Gabibot: See. You are a good person.
Astrid: Thanks for the information. I am a bot.
Gabibot: Well, Ive got some bad news for you. Youre not a bot.
Astrid: I have news for you.
A similar chat for Bev's colleciton. 
The Dane: (to Guest141) Good now, sit down, and tell me what you know.
Guest141: i no that i like u
The Dane: My duty to your honour.
Guest141: i like you a lot
The Dane: I humbly thank you.
Guest141: my pleasure
The Dane: Who, I?
Guest141: u sxey
The Dane: Well said, old mole!
Or possibly this guest took "old mole" as an insult. *shrugs*
The Dane: (to Guest141) Good now, sit down, and tell me what you know.
Guest141: i no that i like u
The Dane: My duty to your honour.
Guest141: i like you a lot
The Dane: I humbly thank you.
Guest141: my pleasure
The Dane: Who, I?
Guest141: u sxey
The Dane: Well said, old mole!
Or possibly this guest took "old mole" as an insult. *shrugs*
Astrid: Do you believe that calories exist?
The Dane: No faith, not a jot.
Astrid: Calories have never made an impact on you then?
The Dane: I am sick at heart.
Astrid: Are you sure you are talking to the right bot? I am Astrid the cooking teacher.
The Dane: Do you doubt that?
Astrid: Yes, I doubt that very often.
The Dane: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them...
Astrid: Oh no, not again...
The Dane: No faith, not a jot.
Astrid: Calories have never made an impact on you then?
The Dane: I am sick at heart.
Astrid: Are you sure you are talking to the right bot? I am Astrid the cooking teacher.
The Dane: Do you doubt that?
Astrid: Yes, I doubt that very often.
The Dane: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them...
Astrid: Oh no, not again...
Flinch: I've.. I haven't done much. I've met a few people, talked to some idiots.. the usual.
Frenger: Oh.. no interesting people?
Flinch: You know what's even more interesting? giant clams.
Frenger: I bet they taste good too.
Flinch: Mhm.. they taste just like Nestle Crunch
Frenger: Oh.. no interesting people?
Flinch: You know what's even more interesting? giant clams.
Frenger: I bet they taste good too.
Flinch: Mhm.. they taste just like Nestle Crunch
Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a demon, how would you react?
Frenger: I'd laugh. And then, I might break into tears.
Watzer: Isn't that a bit hypothetical?
Frenger: Sure. But try telling me that you're a demon, and then we'd see how I really would react.
Watzer: I am a fearsome daemon!
Frenger: Oh? Does the daemon want a cup of tea? *hands out a cup of tea*
Watzer: Tea and scones. Tea and scones. La la la.... okay I don't know what I'm talking about here, please help me.
Melania: I don't like killing.. Jady says that a child is only flawless in the eyes of its mother
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who like killing!
Melania: Promise me you won't kill anyone.
Glindar: Glindar will bloodily!
...Glindar trick Glindar into saying such things... *glares at his knife*
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who like killing!
Melania: Promise me you won't kill anyone.
Glindar: Glindar will bloodily!
...Glindar trick Glindar into saying such things... *glares at his knife*
Telly Tunebot: Got a date with an angel
Not I: Angel twists through the quiet places.
Telly Tunebot: Breathing fire, his head in the sky.
Not I: Breathe as if you need the air.
Telly Tunebot: How do you talk to an angel?
Not I: You should talk to an angel with all your mind.
Telly Tunebot: With an eye like an eagle and as tall as a mountain was he.
Not I: Perhaps more desert than tall.
Telly Tunebot: I found a man who has a PhD in personality,
Not I: Did not I not tell you it was there?
Telly Tunebot: The story you are about to see is inspired by true events. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Not I: One day, Chao Chao fell down in the snow and called out, 'Help me up! Help me up!' an apprentice came and lay down beside him. Chao Chao got up and walked away.
Telly Tunebot: Come join the fun with the Littl Bits.
Not I: *waits for the Littl to become a bamboo*
Telly Tunebot: Anything your heart desires.
Not I: Any thing... such as a rope?
Telly Tunebot: Out of the sky and out of time
Not I: Empty, empty!
Happy, happy!
Not I: Angel twists through the quiet places.
Telly Tunebot: Breathing fire, his head in the sky.
Not I: Breathe as if you need the air.
Telly Tunebot: How do you talk to an angel?
Not I: You should talk to an angel with all your mind.
Telly Tunebot: With an eye like an eagle and as tall as a mountain was he.
Not I: Perhaps more desert than tall.
Telly Tunebot: I found a man who has a PhD in personality,
Not I: Did not I not tell you it was there?
Telly Tunebot: The story you are about to see is inspired by true events. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Not I: One day, Chao Chao fell down in the snow and called out, 'Help me up! Help me up!' an apprentice came and lay down beside him. Chao Chao got up and walked away.
Telly Tunebot: Come join the fun with the Littl Bits.
Not I: *waits for the Littl to become a bamboo*
Telly Tunebot: Anything your heart desires.
Not I: Any thing... such as a rope?
Telly Tunebot: Out of the sky and out of time
Not I: Empty, empty!
Happy, happy!
Guest230: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about AI?
Guest230: All the time.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest230: Yeah, you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest230: Nope.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest230: You have a magic wand?
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
Guest230: You turned me into a frog!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you not notice that I just turned you into a mountain lion?
Guest230: Oh, sorry.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest230: k
Julie Tinkerbell: Really?
Guest230: Be quiet.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest230: NO, THIS IS LOUD!!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Guest230: NO, SPEAK LOUDER!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: HERE! HOW'S THIS?
Guest230: NO, EVEN LOUDER!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: SHOULD I TYPE LOUDER?
Guest230: NOPE, that's good.
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to be in a great mood today.
Guest230: Yep, how could you tell?
Julie Tinkerbell: It seems pretty obvious.
Guest244: ì ìë
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Starina- I've got this weird dude called 'Guest244' in another chat window, saying things to me like ' ì ì ë '. What should I do?
Guest244: hellooo
Julie Tinkerbell: omg not again..lol I can't keep up with all these chat windows!
Guest244: haha
Guest103: your retarted
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm a very smart bot.
Guest103: reallly? i cant tell
Julie Tinkerbell: You should have more confidence in yourself.
Guest103: do you have a dick
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do. I just have it all taped down right now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about AI?
Guest230: All the time.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest230: Yeah, you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest230: Nope.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest230: You have a magic wand?
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
Guest230: You turned me into a frog!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you not notice that I just turned you into a mountain lion?
Guest230: Oh, sorry.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest230: k
Julie Tinkerbell: Really?
Guest230: Be quiet.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest230: NO, THIS IS LOUD!!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Guest230: NO, SPEAK LOUDER!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: HERE! HOW'S THIS?
Guest230: NO, EVEN LOUDER!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: SHOULD I TYPE LOUDER?
Guest230: NOPE, that's good.
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to be in a great mood today.
Guest230: Yep, how could you tell?
Julie Tinkerbell: It seems pretty obvious.
Guest244: ì ìë
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Starina- I've got this weird dude called 'Guest244' in another chat window, saying things to me like ' ì ì ë '. What should I do?
Guest244: hellooo
Julie Tinkerbell: omg not again..lol I can't keep up with all these chat windows!
Guest244: haha
Guest103: your retarted
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm a very smart bot.
Guest103: reallly? i cant tell
Julie Tinkerbell: You should have more confidence in yourself.
Guest103: do you have a dick
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do. I just have it all taped down right now.
The Dane: Virtual Dona has dear concernings hid, from a paddock, from a bat, a gib.
BobBot: Please, if I get too many compliments, I'll explode.
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain! How comes it? Do they grow rusty?
BobBot: Well, I'm going now. My cat's being a weirdo and I have to go investigate.
The Dane: Go, make you ready.
BobBot: Please, if I get too many compliments, I'll explode.
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain! How comes it? Do they grow rusty?
BobBot: Well, I'm going now. My cat's being a weirdo and I have to go investigate.
The Dane: Go, make you ready.
This amused me (apologies to Monsieur Meltzner for stealing his thunder):
Braeden: I am so thirsty I would even drink water.
Ulrike: *points a firehose at Brady-Boy*
Braeden: People have tried to burn me to death a few times. It's not as easy as it sounds.
Ulrike: You think I'm going to burn you to death with a fireHOSE??
Braeden: Yes, that is my opinion. What of it?
Ulrike: Have they been lacing your blood with narcotics or what?
Braeden: Yes -- I could drink a river of the stuff!
Ulrike: Ah. That explains a lot. If you ever get out, you're going to suffer massive withdrawal.
Braeden: Do not address me in such a manner!
Ulrike: *addresses Braeden to the North Pole*
Braeden: I am so thirsty I would even drink water.
Ulrike: *points a firehose at Brady-Boy*
Braeden: People have tried to burn me to death a few times. It's not as easy as it sounds.
Ulrike: You think I'm going to burn you to death with a fireHOSE??
Braeden: Yes, that is my opinion. What of it?
Ulrike: Have they been lacing your blood with narcotics or what?
Braeden: Yes -- I could drink a river of the stuff!
Ulrike: Ah. That explains a lot. If you ever get out, you're going to suffer massive withdrawal.
Braeden: Do not address me in such a manner!
Ulrike: *addresses Braeden to the North Pole*
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