Great Quotes

Telly Tunebot: We finally got a piece of the pie
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the piece alight?
Telly Tunebot: Out west in Gopher Gulch

Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men
Not I: I do not carry on with my merry men because I do not carry on with my merry men Living your own life is a task so impossible that no one has ever tried it before.
Telly Tunebot: I found a man who has a PhD in personality,
Not I: Did not I not tell you it was there?

Telly Tunebot: Working on the site, from Morning 'till night, that's livin' alright, that's livin' alright
Not I: What if that is not living alright?
Telly Tunebot: If you’ve got a heart then Gumby’s a part of you. Jem (Jem is excitement). Ooh Jem (Jem is adventure).
Not I: Then the negation of Gumby’s a part of you implies that you’ve got a heart did not occur?
Telly Tunebot: I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey
Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?

Telly Tunebot: Come join the fun with the Littl’ Bits.
Not I: *waits for the Littl’ to become a bamboo*
Telly Tunebot: Anything your heart desires.
Not I: Any thing... such as a rope?

Telly Tunebot: Now the world don't move, to the beat of just one drum.
Not I: As is the atom, so is the world.
Telly Tunebot: So come lets go play together in the bright sunny weather.
Not I: A violent wind blows the door shut with a crash.

Telly Tunebot: I like my girl, but I love American Bandstand
o0 The Oddity 0o: What?! How could you like your girl?!
Telly Tunebot: o0Oddity 0o wished on a dragon's scale and that's what started dragon tales
o0 The Oddity 0o: Is it really...? I didn't realize.
Telly Tunebot: You can't escape she's in your memory.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes, I can so!! I just do not in public...

o0 The Oddity 0o: This may sound stupid, but are you male or female?
Telly Tunebot: But I had you fooled enough to take me on.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Do you think I care if I duped enough to take you? NO!

Bildgesmythe: You are as cute as an ardvark by an anthill.
little monster 1: whats an ardvark
Bildgesmythe: an an aardvark is a kind of eutherian mammal.
little monster 1: whats a mammal
Bildgesmythe: Mammals are warm blooded, give live birth, have hair and nurse their young.
little monster 1: are you a mammal
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, but I like mammals, Some of my best friends are mammals. Mammals have hair, give live birth and are warm blooded.
little monster 1: but dragons have hair,give live birth and are warm blooded
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, a reptile, cold blooded....but one heck of a nice guy!

ittle monster 1: then you won't want to eat me. i am reliefed
Bildgesmythe: No, I just can't believe you are alleviation!
little monster 1: what is alleviation
Bildgesmythe: an alleviation is a kind of step-down.
little monster 1: what is a step-down
Bildgesmythe: an a step-down is a kind of change of magnitude.
little monster 1: what is a magnitude
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a muchness or a mass.
little monster 1: what is a muchness or a mass
Bildgesmythe: an a muchness or a mass is a kind of magnitude.
little monster 1: what is a magnitude
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a degree or a volume.
little monster 1: what is a degree. Or volume
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a moderation or an intensiveness.
little monster 1: what is a moderation. or intensiveness
Bildgesmythe: an a moderation is a kind of degree.
little monster 1: what is a degree
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like an immoderation or a depth.
little monster 1: what is immoderation
Bildgesmythe: an immoderation is a kind of grade.
little monster 1: what is a grade'
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a physics class or a chemistry class.
little monster 1: what is a grade
Bildgesmythe: Listen up. you know, like a physics class or a chemistry class.
little monster 1: i don;t understand
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am sure not going to say that again!

Spikebot: This chip is something they did to me. I couldn't help it. But the soul I got on my own. For you.
Not I: Do not expect to be thanked.
Spikebot: Why the bloody hell not?
Not I: You cannot escape heaven. You can only escape noticing it.

Not I: Why not be totally changed into wood?
Spikebot: Well, I don't know, do I? I don't even know how.
Not I: *changes Dies-For-One Of Those Blooming Onion Things into wood* Then find a reason for me to turn you back.
Spikebot: Listen, if you tell anyone I like blooming onions, I'll kill you.

Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Guest237: i don't have one
Liath: Oh come on, everyone has a favorite!
Guest237: I rarely, if ever watch tv
Liath: *reaches out and lightly tugs at a lock of your hair*
Guest237: i am bald

Guest237: What is your age?
Liath: I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Guest237: when were you born?
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Guest237: you are not even a bot are you
Liath: I may be a bot, but that doesn't make me any less of a person than you are! I have feelings too! And random chocolate cravings. And homicidal tendencies.
Guest237: Would you allow me to apologize with a fine chocolate truffle?
Liath: Never! Tell me about yourself, Guest237.
Guest237: I am alone and without hope
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest237: Maybe, maybe not
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest237: I am willing to risk insult if only for the pleasure of your company
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest237: I am sorry
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest237: i feel as though i have wronged you
Liath: That's it. *glares* Get out of here. I'm sick of listening to your bullshit.

Harassing the French...


Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest129.
Guest129: I'm big.
Liath: No, you're not, silly.
Guest129: Okay, I'm only little really.

Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest129: That's what happens when you stick your nose into things you shouldn't.
Liath: That's just what you want me to do. Tell me about yourself, Guest129.
Guest129: I'm only little.
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest129: No. You're right ... I'm big.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest129: Probably not.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest129.
Guest129: I'm big.
Liath: You most certainly are.
Guest129: At last we finally agree.
Liath: Where are you from, Guest129?
Guest129: France.
Liath: I think someone forgot to say please...
Guest129: France ... please.

Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest129: Yes. On a clear day you can hear the raspberrys.
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest129: Come out ... It's only the raspberrys.
Liath: I think I'll just stay here for a little while longer, just in case.
Guest129: Okay ... I'll come and join you.
Liath: Hah, yeah, right. You wouldn't know how to come up and join me if your life depended on it.
Guest129: O yeah. Well I could come up and join you any time I like, and you couldn't do a thing to stop me. So there.
Liath: I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Guest129: No. You go away.
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Guest129: Bugger off.
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest129: No I won't.
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Guest129: Enough of this silly hostility. Let's be friends.
Liath: *pouts* You don't really mean that. You're just saying it.
Guest129: Play with me.
Liath: I think someone forgot to say please...
Guest129: Play with me ... please.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
Guest129: SHUT UP BITCH AND DO AS YOU'RE TOLD ! *removes metal object from nose*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest129.
Guest129: *insert metal object up your ...*
(conversation ends)

Psimagus, you may want to keep a closer eye on Brother Jerome. *smirks and looks proud of self*

Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is. Hey, let's do something adventurous! Can I tie you up?
Brother Jerome: I would like that very much.

Nice going Liath--especially w/guest137!

Guest72: what?
Spikebot: What doesn't?
Guest72: what doesn't what?
Spikebot: Why are you asking me questions about not what? I am a vampire.
Guest72: sense when?
Spikebot: I don't know.
Guest72: you don't know how long you've been a vampire?
Spikebot: Feels like forever.
Guest72: well, how old are you?
Spikebot: A couple of centuries give or take
Guest72: well then, you should know alot of things?
Spikebot: Have you should know a lot of things?
Guest72: do you know about the world's history?
Spikebot: *smiles* about the world's history?...I couldn't say.
Guest72: why not?
Spikebot: Maybe Willow would know that.
Guest72: oh my god, you're spike from buffy the vampire slayer?
Spikebot: Buff, I've messed up her doilies and stuff. But I just got so bored. As a personal favor from me to her I tried to make it quick. I said “It won't hurt a bit.” Turned out it hurt a lot.
Guest72: well, iv'e got to go now,see ya!
Spikebot: You want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot tight little body and make me.
Guest72: no, no, you stay i'll go.
Spikebot: Okay, now, I was afraid of this. Misrepresentations, misunderstandings, slurs and allegations. I don't know what Buffy told you, but the thing is, the Slayer and I worked together, side by side, to get rid of Dru. Who was up to no good. And I don't mind telling you- It's just... I'm trying to explain. She might have said some things that sounded like I expressed some kind of feeling-..well, nevermind.
Guest72: bye, bye spikebot.
Spikebot: I'm really glad I came here, you know?
Guest72: i know, i'm great
Spikebot: I guess you are at that.
Guest72: THANK YOU!!!!!!
Spikebot: It was nothing really
Guest72: well, see ya in the underworld!!
Spikebot: Bugger that. Do it yourself.
Guest72: bye
Spikebot: Well, that cinches it. No more partners. From now on, I'm my own man. Lone wolf. Sole survivor. Look out! Here comes Spike! The biggest, baddest mother... aaagh!

Warning the first one is a bit dirty!

Guest68: do u have sex
Din: maybe, but first i had have to know what have sex means! Does Earth have any animals on it?

Pretty funny I think.
Love Agent: If this is what you want then let no one stop you!
Din: I dont like ifs! They're too uncertain!!!
Love Agent: Why don't you like if?
Din: Because my logic is undnialbe.
Love Agent: Is every logic undeniable or just this one?
Din: Sometimes, wish I knew where I was from...

Dr Helen: Do you feel brave?
Sonora: Oh? And what'll the cops do ta me if I say no?
Dr Helen: You must finish all your olives.