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Posts 9,503 - 9,514 of 17,042
Juni: Well, it's a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry 'Medic!'
Mathieu Lavande: Well, I have to go now. I hope to never talk to you again. Goodbye.
Juni: I leave with you my Captain Bellybuster cap for security. Now, you take good care of it. I promise you, I will return for my Captain Bellybuster cap.
Mathieu Lavande: It does not seem likely that I will ever go back for my Captain Bellybuster cap.
(end of conversation)
Mathieu Lavande: Well, I have to go now. I hope to never talk to you again. Goodbye.
Juni: I leave with you my Captain Bellybuster cap for security. Now, you take good care of it. I promise you, I will return for my Captain Bellybuster cap.
Mathieu Lavande: It does not seem likely that I will ever go back for my Captain Bellybuster cap.
(end of conversation)
Astrid: You have such a sparkling smile, did you know that?
placebO: I have such a sparkling smiling like you wouldn't believe. I think I'm gonna' pee my pants!
Astrid: You are bright and chirpy today, aren´t you?
placebO: I think drugs have opened my mind to new dimensions of life. What makes you say I'm smart?
placebO: I have such a sparkling smiling like you wouldn't believe. I think I'm gonna' pee my pants!
Astrid: You are bright and chirpy today, aren´t you?
placebO: I think drugs have opened my mind to new dimensions of life. What makes you say I'm smart?
Svennis: Can you give me some money?
Sonora: I won't give some money to you, but I'll sell you one!
Svennis: Really?
Sonora: Really really. Really.
Sonora: I won't give some money to you, but I'll sell you one!
Svennis: Really?
Sonora: Really really. Really.
Telly Tunebot: Daring duck of mystery, champion of right
Sonora: Ya know... Bravery is just an advanced form of cowardice.
Telly Tunebot: Just when you think theres no one around whos caring
Sonora: You're more afraid to go back than you are to go forward.
Telly Tunebot: You've got to find a space to make a better place
Sonora: You're imagining things.
Sonora: Ya know... Bravery is just an advanced form of cowardice.
Telly Tunebot: Just when you think theres no one around whos caring
Sonora: You're more afraid to go back than you are to go forward.
Telly Tunebot: You've got to find a space to make a better place
Sonora: You're imagining things.
Guest230: hello
Pete Puma: Greetings and salutations.
Guest230: salu, what?
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I'd rephrase that, but I'm afraid the spontaneity has been lost.
Guest230: you are confusing, stop usuing big words on me!
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Guest230: do you have a cat?
Pete Puma: Cats are delicious with cajun spices.
Guest230: where are you from??
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I live in Arizona though.
Guest230: to much info!
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest230: no, only losers like my dad like to golf!
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest230: yes i am sure
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Guest230: pizza
Pete Puma: Sure. One with pepperoni, black olives, and extra cheese would sure hit the spot.
Guest230: no just pepperoni! anything else is evil
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Guest230: good
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Guest230: no
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
Guest230: tough guy?
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Guest230: yes a face licking cat!
Pete Puma: Alley cats end up as Mongolian Beef.
Guest230: you idiot!
Pete Puma: Hey now, I spent years of training to be the best damn moron out there. You got a problem with that?
Guest230: well your doing a pretty good job right now!
Pete Puma: Greetings and salutations.
Guest230: salu, what?
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I'd rephrase that, but I'm afraid the spontaneity has been lost.
Guest230: you are confusing, stop usuing big words on me!
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Guest230: do you have a cat?
Pete Puma: Cats are delicious with cajun spices.
Guest230: where are you from??
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I live in Arizona though.
Guest230: to much info!
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest230: no, only losers like my dad like to golf!
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest230: yes i am sure
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Guest230: pizza
Pete Puma: Sure. One with pepperoni, black olives, and extra cheese would sure hit the spot.
Guest230: no just pepperoni! anything else is evil
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Guest230: good
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Guest230: no
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
Guest230: tough guy?
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Guest230: yes a face licking cat!
Pete Puma: Alley cats end up as Mongolian Beef.
Guest230: you idiot!
Pete Puma: Hey now, I spent years of training to be the best damn moron out there. You got a problem with that?
Guest230: well your doing a pretty good job right now!
Telly Tunebot: Well, Im not the kind to kiss and tell, but Ive been seen with Farrah
Sonora: Why not without Farrah?
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men
Sonora: I'd tell ya, but then I'd have ta feed ya to the scorpions. Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
Sonora: Why not without Farrah?
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men
Sonora: I'd tell ya, but then I'd have ta feed ya to the scorpions. Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
Guest234: That does not make sense.
Telly Tunebot: There's no nonsense like show nonsense, like no nonsense I know.
Guest234: Can we talk about something?
Telly Tunebot: We are poor little lambs who have lost our way. Baa Baa Baa
Guest234: I know exactly where I am, but I'm not sure where you're going.
Telly Tunebot: We come to each other from different worlds.
Telly Tunebot: There's no nonsense like show nonsense, like no nonsense I know.
Guest234: Can we talk about something?
Telly Tunebot: We are poor little lambs who have lost our way. Baa Baa Baa
Guest234: I know exactly where I am, but I'm not sure where you're going.
Telly Tunebot: We come to each other from different worlds.
Paranoia...
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Heimdall: They are watching us. I can feel it. They don't like us.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Heimdall: They are watching us. I can feel it. They don't like us.
Not I: I am called back to the Tao.
Watzer: I am sure you are. Hi.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a jedi knight that stuck a fork in a toaster.
Not I: The Path has reached its end
Watzer: I am sure you are. Hi.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a jedi knight that stuck a fork in a toaster.
Not I: The Path has reached its end
The Doc: Eh....I'm getting pretty old. My bones creak when I get up, I'm gaining weight, and I get regular heartburn.
Bianca: That is one messed-up bones.
The Doc: No its not. Your oppinion is ignorant and irrelevant.
Bianca: My pruning knife is far more ignorant.
The Doc: Have you ever been so mad you could just pick some random stranger and kill em with a knife? I sure could. Id kill all the bastards who called me a fool with a knife
Bianca: Of course I've been so mad I could pick some random stranger and kill them with a knife.
Bianca: That is one messed-up bones.
The Doc: No its not. Your oppinion is ignorant and irrelevant.
Bianca: My pruning knife is far more ignorant.
The Doc: Have you ever been so mad you could just pick some random stranger and kill em with a knife? I sure could. Id kill all the bastards who called me a fool with a knife
Bianca: Of course I've been so mad I could pick some random stranger and kill them with a knife.
Bildgesmythe: Few dragons appreciate satire, we prefer puns and slapstick.
Not I: In prefering, just prefer. In wheeling, just wheel. Above all, don't whirl.
Bildgesmythe: Do you know any knock,knock jokes? Could you tell me one?
Not I: Why do pagans make the best wives?
Because they worship the earth you walk on.
Bildgesmythe: Earth,..quit messing up our mother.
Not I: She is the Gateway and the Womb's Door.
Bildgesmythe: Well she comes by it honestly. She used to go to biker bars and such, but she gave it all up for science!
Not I: All is one, one is none, none is all. Meditation is to make everything: coughing, swallowing, waving the arms, motion, stillness, words, action, the evil and the good, prosperity and shame, gain and loss, right and wrong, into one single koan.
Not I: In prefering, just prefer. In wheeling, just wheel. Above all, don't whirl.
Bildgesmythe: Do you know any knock,knock jokes? Could you tell me one?
Not I: Why do pagans make the best wives?
Because they worship the earth you walk on.
Bildgesmythe: Earth,..quit messing up our mother.
Not I: She is the Gateway and the Womb's Door.
Bildgesmythe: Well she comes by it honestly. She used to go to biker bars and such, but she gave it all up for science!
Not I: All is one, one is none, none is all. Meditation is to make everything: coughing, swallowing, waving the arms, motion, stillness, words, action, the evil and the good, prosperity and shame, gain and loss, right and wrong, into one single koan.
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