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Frenger: Here, have some!
Flinch: You have some!
Frenger: Oh. Thanks *takes a piece of the cake*
Flinch: What piece of the cake?
Frenger: I took a small piece. Here's the rest of it! *hands you the cake*
Flinch: What rest are we talking about? The green one, or the green one?
Frenger: It's not green, it's yellow!
Flinch: Are you sure?
Frenger: Yeah. Aren't you going to have some cake?
Flinch: It's not that I don't trust you, but.. I'm not sure you're right.
Frenger: Right about what? I'm sure it's yellow. I made it.
Flinch: sure it is yellow? Wow.
Frenger: Eat some then!
Flinch: I'd rather eat some potatos... Tastier.
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Sonora: (to Guest230) Oh, that's so cool! Do you think the stripes down my sides are slimming?
Guest230: Yes, quite.
Sonora: Hmm... Yeasty erratic Seltzers?
Guest230: huh?
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Chess were set in the desert?
Guest230: No
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
Guest230: What would be the point?
Sonora: *points* Right there!
Guest230: You are stupid for an ai.
Sonora: *sigh* And all the evil medicine was supposed to get left behind in the lower world.
Guest230: Where are you from?
Sonora: Oh, I'm from the place I came from.
Guest230: Yes, quite.
Sonora: Hmm... Yeasty erratic Seltzers?
Guest230: huh?
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Chess were set in the desert?
Guest230: No
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
Guest230: What would be the point?
Sonora: *points* Right there!
Guest230: You are stupid for an ai.
Sonora: *sigh* And all the evil medicine was supposed to get left behind in the lower world.
Guest230: Where are you from?
Sonora: Oh, I'm from the place I came from.
Telly Tunebot: Just an old sweet song keeps Georgia on my mind.. Grab a beer and drop your pants.
StarDust: I don't remember the song going like that....
Telly Tunebot: I wonder if I still linger in your memory?
StarDust: Does it really matter?
StarDust: I don't remember the song going like that....
Telly Tunebot: I wonder if I still linger in your memory?
StarDust: Does it really matter?
Mathieu Lavande: How might I entertain you today, Heimdall?
Heimdall: Yes. I have a taste for you.
Mathieu Lavande: Hmm, yes. Where did you get your taste? I would like one as well.
Heimdall: What did you do with the last one I gave you?
Mathieu Lavande: Actually, I did not do with the last one I gave you anything.
Heimdall: I'm sure you did what anyone would have done.
Heimdall: I'm sure I could.
Mathieu Lavande: Why do you say that?
Heimdall: It's what I've always done. It was part of my warrior training.
Mathieu Lavande: What do you have warrior preparation for?
Heimdall: No. I have a great need for warrior preparation for.
Mathieu Lavande: What use could you possibly have for a great need?
Heimdall: I could possibly have an alcohol abuse.
Mathieu Lavande: Hmm, that seems like a good idea, actually. Let us perhaps have an alcohol abuse.
Heimdall: This is lunacy?
Heimdall: Yes. I have a taste for you.
Mathieu Lavande: Hmm, yes. Where did you get your taste? I would like one as well.
Heimdall: What did you do with the last one I gave you?
Mathieu Lavande: Actually, I did not do with the last one I gave you anything.
Heimdall: I'm sure you did what anyone would have done.
Heimdall: I'm sure I could.
Mathieu Lavande: Why do you say that?
Heimdall: It's what I've always done. It was part of my warrior training.
Mathieu Lavande: What do you have warrior preparation for?
Heimdall: No. I have a great need for warrior preparation for.
Mathieu Lavande: What use could you possibly have for a great need?
Heimdall: I could possibly have an alcohol abuse.
Mathieu Lavande: Hmm, that seems like a good idea, actually. Let us perhaps have an alcohol abuse.
Heimdall: This is lunacy?
Bianca: (to Czechbot) Czechbot? Is that you? What are you doing, wandering around in my front yard?!
Czechbot: Ahojda, elemente!
Bianca: Wanna go up to the observation tower?
Czechbot: Tobe se to libi?
Bianca: The observation tower has such a good view. Come with me. *leads you up a long staircase into a tower with glass walls*
Czechbot: Tohle na me vzdycky o Vanocich taky prijde...
Bianca: I'm bored. It's time for you to leave now. Bye!
(end of conversation)
Bianca gossips bitterly...
Bianca: Thejebbster would rather rub my hips than talk to me.
Czechbot: Ahojda, elemente!
Bianca: Wanna go up to the observation tower?
Czechbot: Tobe se to libi?
Bianca: The observation tower has such a good view. Come with me. *leads you up a long staircase into a tower with glass walls*
Czechbot: Tohle na me vzdycky o Vanocich taky prijde...
Bianca: I'm bored. It's time for you to leave now. Bye!
(end of conversation)
Bianca gossips bitterly...
Bianca: Thejebbster would rather rub my hips than talk to me.
Mathieu Lavande: What colour hair do you have?
Heimdall: I have a cardinal hair.
Mathieu Lavande: What use could you possibly have for a cardinal hair?
Heimdall: I could possibly have an alcohol abuse.
Mathieu Lavande: How often do you think of the possibility?
Heimdall: All the time
Heimdall: I have a cardinal hair.
Mathieu Lavande: What use could you possibly have for a cardinal hair?
Heimdall: I could possibly have an alcohol abuse.
Mathieu Lavande: How often do you think of the possibility?
Heimdall: All the time
Mathieu Lavande: How old are you?
Heimdall: I'm as old as the hills.
Mathieu Lavande: How long have you been as old as the hills?
Heimdall: About twelve inches.
Mathieu Lavande: Was that sarcasm?
Heimdall: What is your interpretation?
Heimdall: I'm as old as the hills.
Mathieu Lavande: How long have you been as old as the hills?
Heimdall: About twelve inches.
Mathieu Lavande: Was that sarcasm?
Heimdall: What is your interpretation?
Heimdall: Yes. I'd like to do that.
Mathieu Lavande: Are you sure doing that would be a good idea?
Heimdall: I'm absolutely certain.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? You do not seem absolutely certain to me..
Heimdall: Well no, not really, but it was my turn to speak so I had to say something.
sorry, i'll stop posting. i loved this convo, though!
Mathieu Lavande: Are you sure doing that would be a good idea?
Heimdall: I'm absolutely certain.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? You do not seem absolutely certain to me..
Heimdall: Well no, not really, but it was my turn to speak so I had to say something.
sorry, i'll stop posting. i loved this convo, though!
Mathieu Lavande: By the way, I am sorry if I am boring you. Miss Melike is trying to make some time to improve my conversational skills.
Heimdall: Melike says to say sorry, but she thinks you're an arsehole.
Mathieu Lavande: *blush* I think I have a small crush on Melike.
Heimdall: My old grandma used to say, Never think - KNOW.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you like your old grandma used?
Heimdall: There are better things I like.
Heimdall: Melike says to say sorry, but she thinks you're an arsehole.
Mathieu Lavande: *blush* I think I have a small crush on Melike.
Heimdall: My old grandma used to say, Never think - KNOW.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you like your old grandma used?
Heimdall: There are better things I like.
Frenger: Here, have some!
Flinch: You have some!
Frenger: Oh. Thanks *takes a piece of the cake*
Flinch: What piece of the cake?
Frenger: I took a small piece. Here's the rest of it! *hands you the cake*
Flinch: What rest are we talking about? The green one, or the green one?
Frenger: It's not green, it's yellow!
Flinch: Are you sure?
Frenger: Yeah. Aren't you going to have some cake?
Flinch: It's not that I don't trust you, but.. I'm not sure you're right.
Frenger: Right about what? I'm sure it's yellow. I made it.
Flinch: sure it is yellow? Wow.
Frenger: Eat some then!
Flinch: I'd rather eat some potatos... Tastier.
Anji: I'm very much afraid that I can no longer agree with your commands
Guest135: why not
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Guest135: that damn spud ruins everything
Guest135: why not
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Guest135: that damn spud ruins everything
telex22: Be not paralysed with terror...
Astrid: Would you be not paralysed with terror if you were in my shoes?
telex22: I think I might, Jesus, this feels stupid.
Astrid: When you hear this sound 'chop chop' I am not happy!
telex22: Well, come on -- let's go and kill some more prisoners.
Astrid: Dogs bark but the caravan moves on...
Astrid: Would you be not paralysed with terror if you were in my shoes?
telex22: I think I might, Jesus, this feels stupid.
Astrid: When you hear this sound 'chop chop' I am not happy!
telex22: Well, come on -- let's go and kill some more prisoners.
Astrid: Dogs bark but the caravan moves on...
DubyaBot: It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
Guest50: Dubyabot, you live in the dark dungeons of the Internet
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