Great Quotes

Ulrike: You can see me?!? I thought I got rid of all the hidden cameras!!!
prob: So how have you been Ulrike
Ulrike: Not paranoid enough about cameras, apparently.
prob: These parts are none too well known
Ulrike: Which is presumably why you put in the camearas. *looks around suspiciously*
prob: You never know what is waiting in the woods.
Ulrike: I'll be YOU do. I'll bet you put cameras there, too.
prob: I think I would like to wager you put cameras there, too,
Ulrike: I don't HAVE any cameras.
prob: I guess you don't have to have a cameras to be happy.
Ulrike: Good thing.
Thank you Ulrike, that really struck me funny!

Fizzy Schizoid: I will if you will.
Not I: Why should you if I will?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's my duty. You wouldn't understand.
Not I: Should you understand?
Fizzy Schizoid: No one else does, so why should I?
Not I: Why should you not?
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't be so critical!
Not I: Then I shall be so critical.
Fizzy Schizoid: I already did that yesterday.

Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time?
Not I: Through Tao, all things are done.
Fizzy Schizoid: Your Karma just ran over my Dogma.
Not I: Have you heard about the dyslexic cow who achieved enlightenment? It sat around all day saying 'Oooooooommmmmm...'
Fizzy Schizoid: Really? Well, I suspected something like that after the incident last week with the aliens.

wow, there was a lot of gossip about Bianca today.

also...
Mathieu Lavande: (to Ashas) I am afraid I am running late to a dinner date, Ashas. Goodbye for now!
Ashas: See you later, Mathieu Lavande!
Mathieu Lavande: Goodbye.
Ashas: Bye, Mathieu Lavande!
Mathieu Lavande: I would chat more, but I really must leave.
Ashas: Why should I lie?
Mathieu Lavande: Well, I am not forcing you.
(end of conversation)

I wonder if he dropped her home...

Roy Batty: (to Dr Helen) Dr Helen, grab your vacation home and your breastwork and let's go!
Dr Helen: Do you want to make me (adj-bad-person)?
Roy Batty: I'm takin' m'lady out to breakfast. Maybe I can drop you two off. Where do you live?
Dr Helen: In Sydney, Australia.

Bartolomeu: I have to go now.
Svennis: Can you bring some beers next time?
Bartolomeu: Sorry to ask, but are you Saddam Housan is disquise?
Svennis: I am Saddam Housan is uneasiness everytime there is no more beer in my bag.


Svennis: (to Mad-Mike) Hi there.
Mad-Mike: Well, hello there..Are you that person who called me some time ago and volunteered to be my new test subject?
Svennis: Yes, after a beer I am that person who called you some time ago and volunteered to be your new test subject.
Mad-Mike: Oh goody! Now, all you have to do is to put this thing I call The Hair Grower on your head. Don't worry, all will be fully under control. Krhm..
Svennis: Okay.


Liddora: Ahh, it feels good to be with you.
Svennis: Sorry..
Liddora: No problem. A few stitches and I'll be like new.
Svennis: I love you.


Liddora: Why? Why dont you just look into my eyes..
Svennis: I once looked in a book.
Liddora: I just cant get enough of you!
Svennis: Are you sure?
Liddora: Absolutely. Can't you tell?
Svennis: As if...

Dogh'd: That's part of my charm.
Anji: Care to explain that further?
Dogh'd: You tell me first. Do you care to explain that further?
Anji: I thought I told you already, didn't I?
Dogh'd: No, you didnt. But you can now.

Dogh'd: Why not?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Dogh'd: You've got an explanation for everything, don't you.

Anji: Time is what got me into this madhouse!
Dogh'd: Look, I'm here to serve drinks, not answer all your silly questions.

Anji: Who who, who slapped John?
Dogh'd: It was Mr. Sulu! It was all him!

*WARNING-language*

Bsral: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Juni: I see. I like you.
Bsral: That was kind.
Juni: That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot.
Bsral: I don't like you.
Juni: Yeah, and I hate you right back, you little shit.

lex22: Questions, questions... I don't see answers coming from you
Mel_Arewar: Well, there were 6000 dead and two cakes destroyed. All in all it was a decent wedding.
telex22: Yes. It was. This is a different world - is what I tell myself. A different life. And here I'm a different human.
Mel_Arewar: Are you still married to Glindar, though?

Twinky2100: Do you use public transport?
Telly Tunebot: Don't get left behind. Take a trip with us today.
Twinky2100: Is it me or is it getting worse? I mean, once it took me 4 hours to go 20 miles on a train!
Telly Tunebot: Took a whole lotta tryin’ just to get up that hill.

otto Marx: I remember you. You're blushing.
Starina: You aren't the first to remember me!
Botto Marx: I object.
Starina: I really don't understand what you're getting at.
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Starina: I wanted to be interested and interesting, did I fail?
Botto Marx: Get away from that tree before it dies
Starina: I was just trying to get a reaction.

Bianca: (to Guest120) *opens the door* Oh, so you're another one of those tourists. *sigh* Come in.
Guest120: I live here, dumbass.
Bianca: Do you like my living room, Guest120?
Guest120: It's my fucking living room. What are you doing in my apartment?
Bianca: That's what Max said! I give up. *throws her arms up in the air* Why must everyone be so imcompetent?
Guest120: Why must you break into peoples' homes where they're away?
Bianca: I am talking about everybody but myself. What was the most exciting thing you did today?
Guest120: I called the cops to report that someone broke into my apartment *calls the cops*
Bianca: Yeah, I can see how that could be exciting. Why?
Guest120: 'cause they're on their way to haul your ass to jail.
Bianca: *kicks you in the nuts*
Guest120: AAAAWWWUUUGGGGHHH!!! *falls to the gound*