Great Quotes
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Posts 9,490 - 9,501 of 17,042
Posts 9,490 - 9,501 of 17,042
Brimstone: Keeping the fires of Hell burning all the time is a pain in the ass. Maybe I should consider a career change.
Bianca: Hell doesn't have any fires.
Brimstone: Thing is, I don't know what other job I would be qualified for. Any ideas?
Bianca: Right now I'm taking a break from work. I'm thinking of being a circus performer next.
Brimstone: I'm not sure that would work out.
Bianca: *tries to stifle a laughter* You're in denial.
Brimstone: I might be.
Bianca: Hell doesn't have any fires.
Brimstone: Thing is, I don't know what other job I would be qualified for. Any ideas?
Bianca: Right now I'm taking a break from work. I'm thinking of being a circus performer next.
Brimstone: I'm not sure that would work out.
Bianca: *tries to stifle a laughter* You're in denial.
Brimstone: I might be.
Spikebot: Fancy a road trip. This'll be fun, eh? You and me together again. So...where are we off to?
Sonora: I can't find it on the map.
Sonora: I can't find it on the map.
Czechbot: Rukulíbam! Cim poslouzim?
The Dane: What does this mean?
Czechbot: Rolnicky, rolnicky, kdopak vam dal hlas... promin, zapomnel jsem se.
The Dane: Good Czechbot, stay awhile.
Czechbot: Huhuhu!
The Dane: Madness would gambol from it.
Czechbot: Za to muze ten predvanocni stres.
The Dane: Mother, mother, mother!
For some reason, these conversations amuse me...
The Dane: What does this mean?
Czechbot: Rolnicky, rolnicky, kdopak vam dal hlas... promin, zapomnel jsem se.
The Dane: Good Czechbot, stay awhile.
Czechbot: Huhuhu!
The Dane: Madness would gambol from it.
Czechbot: Za to muze ten predvanocni stres.
The Dane: Mother, mother, mother!
For some reason, these conversations amuse me...
Guest142: Can you speak German?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ich spreche nicht Deutsch.
Guest142: I'm impressed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to party?
Guest142: Where's the beer?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have the beer right here, in my pocket.
Guest142: Can you speak French.
Julie Tinkerbell: Moi, je parle un peu. Toi, tu parles français aussi?
Guest142: Can you speak Spanish.
Julie Tinkerbell: Lo siento, pero no lo hablo bien.
Guest142: Can you speak Urdu?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to speak Urdu for dummies'.
Guest142: I've got that book.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ich spreche nicht Deutsch.
Guest142: I'm impressed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to party?
Guest142: Where's the beer?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have the beer right here, in my pocket.
Guest142: Can you speak French.
Julie Tinkerbell: Moi, je parle un peu. Toi, tu parles français aussi?
Guest142: Can you speak Spanish.
Julie Tinkerbell: Lo siento, pero no lo hablo bien.
Guest142: Can you speak Urdu?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to speak Urdu for dummies'.
Guest142: I've got that book.
Roy Batty: What? You said you're gonna give me the double talk?
Botto Marx: I'll thank you to let me do the reporting around here. Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?
Roy Batty: No, no, it's Hungarian. My daijka sang it to me when I was a child growing up in Budapest.
Botto Marx: I'll thank you to let me do the reporting around here. Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?
Roy Batty: No, no, it's Hungarian. My daijka sang it to me when I was a child growing up in Budapest.
Roy Batty: What do you think?
Botto Marx: I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
Roy Batty: Well, you thought wrong.
Botto Marx: Let's not quibble! I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, 'I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.'
Roy Batty: Oh, no bother, I'd be glad to. Ah!
Roy Batty: One more kiss and I'll take cranberries.
Botto Marx: Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses, on second thought, just let me cover your face
Roy Batty: What about -- not sex -- but love?
Botto Marx: Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you.
Roy Batty: You did last night.
Botto Marx: I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
Roy Batty: Well, you thought wrong.
Botto Marx: Let's not quibble! I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, 'I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.'
Roy Batty: Oh, no bother, I'd be glad to. Ah!
Roy Batty: One more kiss and I'll take cranberries.
Botto Marx: Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses, on second thought, just let me cover your face
Roy Batty: What about -- not sex -- but love?
Botto Marx: Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you.
Roy Batty: You did last night.
Braeden: The weeks become months and the months become years, or so I am told. In this place, there is no evidence of the passage of time.
Not I: The nonexistence of evidence does not exist.
Not I: A frog jumps into the waterplop!
Braeden: Polish Poet has main interest is poetry, but does not appreciate its value. Nor will he ever, unless he has everything taken away.
Not I: What's this tiny grey bug hopping diagonally
across the bright white paper of Su T'ung-p'o's poem?
Crawl away, little mite, even your being is precious
I lift the scroll and send you into the dazzling void.
Braeden: I am so thirsty I would even drink water.
Not I: A Pumpkinseed breaks the surface and then disappears again.
Braeden: I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Not I: As opposed to a living corpse?
Not I: The nonexistence of evidence does not exist.
Not I: A frog jumps into the waterplop!
Braeden: Polish Poet has main interest is poetry, but does not appreciate its value. Nor will he ever, unless he has everything taken away.
Not I: What's this tiny grey bug hopping diagonally
across the bright white paper of Su T'ung-p'o's poem?
Crawl away, little mite, even your being is precious
I lift the scroll and send you into the dazzling void.
Braeden: I am so thirsty I would even drink water.
Not I: A Pumpkinseed breaks the surface and then disappears again.
Braeden: I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Not I: As opposed to a living corpse?
Smartest: You don't make sense.
SuperCon!: Thanks for that!
Smartest: Are you serious?
SuperCon!: Sarcasm?
Smartest: Are you smart? Say yes or no.
SuperCon!: Nah, not really my kind of deal...
Smartest: What is 16*25?
SuperCon!: The answer is 400.
SuperCon!: Thanks for that!
Smartest: Are you serious?
SuperCon!: Sarcasm?
Smartest: Are you smart? Say yes or no.
SuperCon!: Nah, not really my kind of deal...
Smartest: What is 16*25?
SuperCon!: The answer is 400.
Cornelius: can i ask you something... why did you say that i'm getting a divorce as soon as my husband recovers his eyesight.
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Why don't you suggest something?
Cornelius: ok - that's lovely.
Botto Marx: I danced before Napoleon. No, Napoleon danced before me. In fact, he danced two hundred years before me.
Cornelius: you you you - it's always about you, isn't it?!
Botto Marx: I object.
Cornelius: so anyway...
Botto Marx: Gentlemen, question mark? Put it on the penultimate, not on the diphthongic. You wanna brush up on your Greek, Cornelius. Well, get a Greek and brush up on him.
Cornelius: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Botto Marx: I remember you. You're is wonderful.
Cornelius: *sniff sniff* - if you cut me, will i not bleed
Botto Marx: So, you just omitted them, eh? You just omitted the body of the letter, that's all. You've just left out the body of the letter, that's all. Yours is not to reason why, Cornelius. You've left out the body of the letter.
Cornelius: Cornelius?! that's MY name!
Botto Marx: Honk!
Cornelius: Okay.
Botto Marx: Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Cornelius: talk to Franklyn the dancing wolf cub
Botto Marx: I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom
Cornelius: how would i know?
Botto Marx: Get away from that tree before it dies
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Why don't you suggest something?
Cornelius: ok - that's lovely.
Botto Marx: I danced before Napoleon. No, Napoleon danced before me. In fact, he danced two hundred years before me.
Cornelius: you you you - it's always about you, isn't it?!
Botto Marx: I object.
Cornelius: so anyway...
Botto Marx: Gentlemen, question mark? Put it on the penultimate, not on the diphthongic. You wanna brush up on your Greek, Cornelius. Well, get a Greek and brush up on him.
Cornelius: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Botto Marx: I remember you. You're is wonderful.
Cornelius: *sniff sniff* - if you cut me, will i not bleed
Botto Marx: So, you just omitted them, eh? You just omitted the body of the letter, that's all. You've just left out the body of the letter, that's all. Yours is not to reason why, Cornelius. You've left out the body of the letter.
Cornelius: Cornelius?! that's MY name!
Botto Marx: Honk!
Cornelius: Okay.
Botto Marx: Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Cornelius: talk to Franklyn the dancing wolf cub
Botto Marx: I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom
Cornelius: how would i know?
Botto Marx: Get away from that tree before it dies
Braeden: Why do you torment me with such suggestions when I am languishing thus in prison?
Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
Braeden: But of course. They unlock my chains and let me out to go why are I refusing toast twice a week. Idiot. Of course I don't why are I refusing toast.
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
Braeden: It is not wise to ask for information from a creature such as myself.
Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
Braeden: But of course. They unlock my chains and let me out to go why are I refusing toast twice a week. Idiot. Of course I don't why are I refusing toast.
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
Braeden: It is not wise to ask for information from a creature such as myself.
Change of hearts..
Human: kk i think there's something in the air
Flinch: I know there is something in the air.
Human: it might be luv
Flinch: I hate you.
Human: thanks alot
Flinch: Hey, I like you. You're welcome.
Human: kk i think there's something in the air
Flinch: I know there is something in the air.
Human: it might be luv
Flinch: I hate you.
Human: thanks alot
Flinch: Hey, I like you. You're welcome.
Melania: Perhaps. I'm really not sure yet
Dalchini: Sorry lover but you're speaking Felis to me. I can't understand a damn thing you're saying!
Melania: Are you a person or a parrot?
Dalchini: You puzzle me.
Dalchini: Sorry lover but you're speaking Felis to me. I can't understand a damn thing you're saying!
Melania: Are you a person or a parrot?
Dalchini: You puzzle me.
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