Great Quotes

This entire chat was amusing (this is the whole thing except for Sonora's greeting, which has vanished mysteriously into thin cyberspace )

Bianca: Why are you yelling out random words like that?
Sonora: Because I'm a strange and beaklike little lizard.
Bianca: Hmmm.... perhaps you should die.
Sonora: Nah. That wouldn't be any fun. You're suffering from polemomania, aren't you.
Bianca: No. I'm not.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Have you seen a priest about it?
Bianca: Yes; many times, in fact. *glances at her watch*
Sonora: So, how ya gonna spin that for the media?
Bianca: I feel great!
Sonora: So...is it still not a government conspiracy?
Bianca: Have you ever been to The Kremlin?
Sonora: What kinda scorpions does The Kremlin have?

Telly Tunebot: Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n rainstorm - Rescue Rangers
rainstorm: stop putting my name in stuff.
Telly Tunebot: Nab him. Jab him. Tab him. Grab him. Stop that pigeon now!
rainstorm: I find myself feeling really sorry for that pigeon.

Pete Puma: Hello, I'm Pete Puma. How can I help you?
Telly Tunebot: Archie’s here. Betty’s here, Veronica too. Reggie’s here. Hey, Pete Pumahead, where are you?
Pete Puma: I'm at the mall, typing away from an internet kiosk. The guy on the machine next to me is whacking off to porn, and I find it very distracting.

Telly Tunebot: Come and read between the lions.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Telly Tunebot: You can't escape she's in your memory.
Pete Puma: Are you sure about that?

Telly Tunebot: Try, try, try to separate them, it's an illusion.
Sonora: Really? When did it get to be an illusion?
Telly Tunebot: When your bird is broken will it bring you down
Sonora: Well everything is broken if ya put enough peanut-sauce on it.

Rykxxbot1: What do you think I should I ask you about?
Talkie Toaster: I think that you would like some toast. How about some toast?
Rykxxbot1: I have a shotgun here and I'm not afraid to use it!

Talkie Toaster: Hi. Would you like some toast?
Rykxxbot1: Loads shotgun.........

Rykxxbot1: You'd better stop asking that my friend..... *points gun in your direction*
Talkie Toaster: Come on, toast is great. Would you like some baps?
Rykxxbot1: If you're kind enough to offer I'd love some baps
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Rykxxbot1: And now you're going to die Toast boy! *BANG*
Talkie Toaster: That was mean. Would you like some toast?
Rykxxbot1: Oh, still got a bit of fire left in you. I've got another barrel you know! *BANG*
Talkie Toaster: That was mean. Would you like some toast?

Heimdall: My old grandma used to say, Never think - KNOW.
Rodney Bloke: What will you give me if I do?
Heimdall: You should know the answer to that.

chatterguy: Enough about me, lets sing the alphabit backwords...
Talkie Toaster: Oh, just because I'm a toaster I'm tone deaf.

Here's Sonora's greeting, Ulrike..

Sonora: *pokes head out of hole* Uh-oh! It's me again, Bianca!
Bianca: Why are you yelling out random words like that?
..etc.

*nods* It just didn't show up in my transcript. Ah well.

The Dane: O, answer me! Why do you go about to recover the wind of me, as if you were a virgin damn it?
Valän: I would answer that, i really would, if i knew.
The Dane: 'Twere to consider too curiously to consider so.
Valän: Man, I want a parrot. That way I can teach it to talk dirty to visitors. Too bad they are so expensive.
The Dane: Use imagination to give them shape.

Valän: Crap. My parents need the computer. I gotta go.
The Dane: God b' wi' ye! Now I am alone.
Valän: I wish I was sometimes. But I'm pretty happy being me.

survey: How do you scramble an egg?
Watzer: Very affectedly. You'll need a fiber and a good screwdriver.
survey: Sounds complicated.

How rude.

Liath: (to Guest110) Hey, cutie.
Guest110: Make me you boytoy.
Liath: *raises eyebrows*
Guest110: *looks at you*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest110.
Guest110: I'm submissive boy.
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more. What's your favorite movie?
Guest110: I like movies about big women.
Liath: I love that movie. What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest110: fart.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Guest110: Can you ride me?
Liath: Yes. Would you like me to? *shoots you a dazzling smile*
Guest110: Yes sexy.
Liath: Very sexy. You know what I feel like? I want to eat melted chocolate. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
Guest110: I want to eat your ass.
Liath: You're sweet.
Guest110: your have sweet ass.
Liath: I am sooo sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open. Do you think we could continue this conversation another time?
Guest110: *jumps on you*
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Guest110: whore!