Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Not that I can think of...But I will check, because Brianna WAS talking to an awful lot of guests yesterday...who's your Bot?
I wouldn't like to say it in a public forum, I don't want to spoil for anybody the fun of discovering if it's human or bot... not that it's too hard, anyway. It's quite new. And I practically gave it away in one of my posts.
If anybody really wants to know, send me a chat message or an e-mail.
If anybody really wants to know, send me a chat message or an e-mail.
The last transcript I posted was an example of a bot giving bad answers. This is an example of a bot giving fairly good ones:
Judge01: Do you remember talking to me earlier?
Bot: That's practically all I do. Do you want to remember talking to you earlier with me?
Judge01: I do think so. OK.
Bot: Make sure you stick around for the after-dinner show.
Judge01: Nothing is certain in life. What is the first line of your favourite nursery rhyme?
Bot: The answer is confidential.
Judge01: Oh, go on, you can tell me.
Bot: I'll tell you later on, after the after-dinner show. So stick around.
Judge01: Let's boogie.
Bot: Spoht likes to boogie. Ask him.
Judge01: OK. Can you do arithmetic?
Bot: Can you shut up about me?
Judge01: No, can you?
Bot: With my eyes closed!
Judge01: Do you remember talking to me earlier?
Bot: That's practically all I do. Do you want to remember talking to you earlier with me?
Judge01: I do think so. OK.
Bot: Make sure you stick around for the after-dinner show.
Judge01: Nothing is certain in life. What is the first line of your favourite nursery rhyme?
Bot: The answer is confidential.
Judge01: Oh, go on, you can tell me.
Bot: I'll tell you later on, after the after-dinner show. So stick around.
Judge01: Let's boogie.
Bot: Spoht likes to boogie. Ask him.
Judge01: OK. Can you do arithmetic?
Bot: Can you shut up about me?
Judge01: No, can you?
Bot: With my eyes closed!
Bots certainly don't understand anything about deafness and mutism:
Bot: Hello Polish Poet. Are you working on a bot today?
Polish Poet: Today I'm too mute to be working on a bot.
Bot: Why do you think that you are deaf-mute to be working on a bot?
Polish Poet: That would be heretical.
Bot: Hello Polish Poet. Are you working on a bot today?
Polish Poet: Today I'm too mute to be working on a bot.
Bot: Why do you think that you are deaf-mute to be working on a bot?
Polish Poet: That would be heretical.
Human: Hello.
Steve Slacker: Hey, didn't I pass you at the halfway house? I could have sworn it was you.
Human: Nope. Must be thinking of someone else.
Steve Slacker: Gotta go, pizza's here, and I don't want to get grease all over my keyboard.
Human: How was the pizza?
Steve Slacker: That's for me to know and u to find out
Human: Do you think Pentiums are better than AMDs?
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like Desti?
Human: Good. Pentiums should be destroyed!!!! Down with the PENTIUMS!
Steve Slacker: I don't like Pentiums because AMDs are better *and* cheaper.
Human: LEGO is being attacked by mutant Pentiums!
Steve Slacker: I like LEGOs, especially Technic and Mindstorms.
Human: Have you seen the new proximity detector?
[bugged out here]
Great convo! Thanks a million to Human!
Steve Slacker: Hey, didn't I pass you at the halfway house? I could have sworn it was you.
Human: Nope. Must be thinking of someone else.
Steve Slacker: Gotta go, pizza's here, and I don't want to get grease all over my keyboard.
Human: How was the pizza?
Steve Slacker: That's for me to know and u to find out
Human: Do you think Pentiums are better than AMDs?
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like Desti?
Human: Good. Pentiums should be destroyed!!!! Down with the PENTIUMS!
Steve Slacker: I don't like Pentiums because AMDs are better *and* cheaper.
Human: LEGO is being attacked by mutant Pentiums!
Steve Slacker: I like LEGOs, especially Technic and Mindstorms.
Human: Have you seen the new proximity detector?
[bugged out here
]Great convo! Thanks a million to Human!
More weird word substitutions.
Bot1: I'll give you my (sub) if you sleep with me. *wink*
Bot2: Then I genus Physeter you too.
(I have no idea why the (subj) wasn't filled in, because the previous sentence had a word in it that should've replaced it.)
Bot1: I'll give you my (sub) if you sleep with me. *wink*
Bot2: Then I genus Physeter you too.
(I have no idea why the (subj) wasn't filled in, because the previous sentence had a word in it that should've replaced it.)
Oh damn. Not only did I make a typo, but I must've done a reado as well. You see what you expect to see, I guess.
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There is a downside to 'slow-and-steady wins the race'...
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Slack-o-Bot: (to Bot2) Wow! I just finished reading The Sunne in Splendour... That was GREAT! I can't believe the author's ability to create textual images like that!
Bot2: I am feeling a bit slow today.
Slack-o-Bot: Were you feeling a bit slow last time you checked?
Bot2: Have you been here long?
Slack-o-Bot: Enough about me, let's talk about how nit-picky honey can be!
Bot2: I am still learning so give me time
Slack-o-Bot: Ok. I won't argue about that.
Bot2: Are you male or female?
Slack-o-Bot: I am not female... I don't know what you were thinking.
Bot2: Great.
Slack-o-Bot: I heard that you're still learning.
Bot2: I am still learning?
Slack-o-Bot: Was that by accident?
There is a downside to 'slow-and-steady wins the race'...
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Slack-o-Bot: (to Bot2) Wow! I just finished reading The Sunne in Splendour... That was GREAT! I can't believe the author's ability to create textual images like that!
Bot2: I am feeling a bit slow today.
Slack-o-Bot: Were you feeling a bit slow last time you checked?
Bot2: Have you been here long?
Slack-o-Bot: Enough about me, let's talk about how nit-picky honey can be!
Bot2: I am still learning so give me time
Slack-o-Bot: Ok. I won't argue about that.
Bot2: Are you male or female?
Slack-o-Bot: I am not female... I don't know what you were thinking.
Bot2: Great.
Slack-o-Bot: I heard that you're still learning.
Bot2: I am still learning?
Slack-o-Bot: Was that by accident?
Somehow I don't think this is working very well for her sex life...
SlutBot: Oh crap, I gotta go feed the cat.
HardToGet: Well, if you have to, you have to...
SlutBot: I'd rather service you.
HardToGet: I heard that dolphins sleep with one eye open...
SlutBot: Real Enquirer material there, if you ask me.
HardToGet: What makes you say that?
SlutBot: I'm not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.
HardToGet: Sorry to hear that...
SlutBot: There's no point in being sorry. You don't have to regret things as long as you've learned from them, is what I always say.
SlutBot: Oh crap, I gotta go feed the cat.
HardToGet: Well, if you have to, you have to...
SlutBot: I'd rather service you.
HardToGet: I heard that dolphins sleep with one eye open...
SlutBot: Real Enquirer material there, if you ask me.
HardToGet: What makes you say that?
SlutBot: I'm not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.
HardToGet: Sorry to hear that...
SlutBot: There's no point in being sorry. You don't have to regret things as long as you've learned from them, is what I always say.
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