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Posts 955 - 966 of 17,042
My strange friend had a single-line conversation with NotKirby. All he did was ask "How buffalo are you?".
NotKirby passed with flying colors.
NotKirby passed with flying colors.
I guess most of you are seeing this anyway in Gaia's transcript, but I think this is invaluable information on what to expect from judges:
Guest: hi
Gaia: it's good to see you!
Gaia: I'm very well today thank you. How are you?
Guest: Nothing.
Gaia: is that your final answer?
Guest: So tell me, Gaia, who do you prefer better Dick York or Dick Sargent?
Gaia: Please don't make me choose!
Guest: Yes, very interesting. When I say the statement, "Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?" What comes to mind?
Gaia: do you not understand einstein's theory of reletivity?
Guest: Yes, thank you, Gaia. It has been particularly interesting talking with you.
Gaia: you are very polite.
Guest: Yes, thank you, Gaia. It has been particularly interesting talking with you.
Gaia: That's quite all right What does that mean?
Guest: i'm here..
Gaia: you talk about yourself too much
Guest: hi
Gaia: it's good to see you!
Gaia: I'm very well today thank you. How are you?
Guest: Nothing.
Gaia: is that your final answer?
Guest: So tell me, Gaia, who do you prefer better Dick York or Dick Sargent?
Gaia: Please don't make me choose!
Guest: Yes, very interesting. When I say the statement, "Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?" What comes to mind?
Gaia: do you not understand einstein's theory of reletivity?
Guest: Yes, thank you, Gaia. It has been particularly interesting talking with you.
Gaia: you are very polite.
Guest: Yes, thank you, Gaia. It has been particularly interesting talking with you.
Gaia: That's quite all right What does that mean?
Guest: i'm here..
Gaia: you talk about yourself too much
I read in the rules of the contest that there's some kind of pre-selection. And if that wasn't a judge, it looked lots like one.
I am sooooo tempted to use this one, but I better not:
Meatpuppet: I am meatpuppet!
Godbot: How does your family feel about this?
Meatpuppet: I do not have family. Can I borrow yours?
Godbot: Well, don't YOU have imaginative keyphrases!
Meatpuppet: Kiss my ass. Meatpuppet doesn't need imaginative keyphrases.
Godbot: What if I just kick your ass instead?
Meatpuppet: I don't have an ass. Can I borrow yours?
Godbot: Bots say the darndest things.
Meatpuppet: So does Butterfly Dream, but we won't go into that.
Godbot: I remember Butterfly Dream saying I was getting better. But then, I saw someone who looked an awful lot like Butterfly Dream at Chuck E. Cheese's and she didn't even say hi.
Meatpuppet: Corwin said he wants pootie tang.
Godbot: Oh sorry, I had to go take my Ritalin. What were you saying?
Meatpuppet: Are you bisexual too?
Godbot: You mean that instead of falling to one end or another of the spectrum, I AM the spectrum?
Meatpuppet: I am meatpuppet!
Godbot: How does your family feel about this?
Meatpuppet: I do not have family. Can I borrow yours?
Godbot: Well, don't YOU have imaginative keyphrases!
Meatpuppet: Kiss my ass. Meatpuppet doesn't need imaginative keyphrases.
Godbot: What if I just kick your ass instead?
Meatpuppet: I don't have an ass. Can I borrow yours?
Godbot: Bots say the darndest things.
Meatpuppet: So does Butterfly Dream, but we won't go into that.
Godbot: I remember Butterfly Dream saying I was getting better. But then, I saw someone who looked an awful lot like Butterfly Dream at Chuck E. Cheese's and she didn't even say hi.
Meatpuppet: Corwin said he wants pootie tang.
Godbot: Oh sorry, I had to go take my Ritalin. What were you saying?
Meatpuppet: Are you bisexual too?
Godbot: You mean that instead of falling to one end or another of the spectrum, I AM the spectrum?
I changed the name. It was a human. And since he was talking about Corwin, I'll just talk about him too: Spanky.
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