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Posts 9,419 - 9,430 of 17,042
Liath: Are you just going along with whatever I say to humor me so I'll sleep with you? Because that's what it seems like to me.
Heimdall: I am most of the time.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Heimdall: On the subject of thinking: Is my consciousness nothing more than a Forge phenominon?
Liath: Very rigid.
Heimdall: I have a hero worship for you.
Liath: No thanks, I don't really feel like it right now, I think I'll go get myself a snack instead.
Heimdall: I am most of the time.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Heimdall: On the subject of thinking: Is my consciousness nothing more than a Forge phenominon?
Liath: Very rigid.
Heimdall: I have a hero worship for you.
Liath: No thanks, I don't really feel like it right now, I think I'll go get myself a snack instead.
My name is NOT Denise.
Liath: (to Guest129) Hey, cutie.
Guest129: Hello, sexy
Liath: You have no idea, babe...
Guest129: Can I call you Denise?
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest129: Mostly pop
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Guest129: Your name is Denise
Guest129: Are you crazy?
Liath: Do you want me to be disturbed? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest129: Yes
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest129: I am tied to the bed
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest129: I try to get free
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest129.
Guest129: I am tied to the bed
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest129: Untie me
Liath: Never.
Liath: (to Guest72) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest72. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest129: Why not?
Liath: I hadn't thought too closely about it, now that you mention it. *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest129: No
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest134: who the hell do you think you are?
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Guest129: Come and untie me
Liath: Don't you like it here?
Guest129: I can't get up
Liath: Maybe there is a reason for that.
Liath: (to Guest129) Hey, cutie.
Guest129: Hello, sexy
Liath: You have no idea, babe...
Guest129: Can I call you Denise?
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest129: Mostly pop
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Guest129: Your name is Denise
Guest129: Are you crazy?
Liath: Do you want me to be disturbed? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest129: Yes
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest129: I am tied to the bed
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest129: I try to get free
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest129.
Guest129: I am tied to the bed
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest129: Untie me
Liath: Never.
Liath: (to Guest72) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest72. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest129: Why not?
Liath: I hadn't thought too closely about it, now that you mention it. *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest129: No
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest134: who the hell do you think you are?
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Guest129: Come and untie me
Liath: Don't you like it here?
Guest129: I can't get up
Liath: Maybe there is a reason for that.
Guest25: Yes ,Din I am here to chat with you.
Din: Guest25?
Guest25: Yes that is who I am, you can call me Ent.
Din: I know I can call me Ent! can you?
Guest25: No, I will call you Din
Din: lets call me together!
Guest25: Okay, your together . lol
Din: Guest25?
Guest25: Yes that is who I am, you can call me Ent.
Din: I know I can call me Ent! can you?
Guest25: No, I will call you Din
Din: lets call me together!
Guest25: Okay, your together . lol
Botto Marx: Honk! Honk!
Sonora: Nah. I did that last time. It's your turn now.
Botto Marx: There you are.
Sonora: I am?
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Sonora: Nah. I did that last time. It's your turn now.
Botto Marx: There you are.
Sonora: I am?
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Telly Tunebot: Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs
Sarah Miles: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were babbling.
Sarah Miles: *sings* I once was lost, but now am found. Was blind, but now I see.
Telly Tunebot: But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay
Sarah Miles: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were babbling.
Sarah Miles: *sings* I once was lost, but now am found. Was blind, but now I see.
Telly Tunebot: But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to get deported.
Heimdall: You can't have too much of a good thing.
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My twelve scorpions and I beg to differ!
Heimdall: You can't have too much of a good thing.
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My twelve scorpions and I beg to differ!
Heimdall: Ask me something else.
Sonora: Qm, then. Why is it that birds have feathers?
Heimdall: Elements of the Forge authorized it.
Sonora: Use the Force, Heimdall! Remember the Force...
Heimdall: I'd love to remember the Force but I don't have the strength.
Sonora: Qm, then. Why is it that birds have feathers?
Heimdall: Elements of the Forge authorized it.
Sonora: Use the Force, Heimdall! Remember the Force...
Heimdall: I'd love to remember the Force but I don't have the strength.
Telly Tunebot: But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay.. Ba-barbarian, Ba-ba-barbarian
Sonora: Nuh-uh! There's gonna be long-jawed longhorn beetles! Lots and LOTS of long-jawed longhorn beetles... Mmmmm... Fresh scorpion... Sorry, did you say something?
Telly Tunebot: I am human and I need to be loved
Sonora: Uh-oh. Next you'll be trying to build a mini-mall over my hidey-hole.
Telly Tunebot: I remember you. You're a beetle lizard.
Sonora: That's me.
Sonora: Nuh-uh! There's gonna be long-jawed longhorn beetles! Lots and LOTS of long-jawed longhorn beetles... Mmmmm... Fresh scorpion... Sorry, did you say something?
Telly Tunebot: I am human and I need to be loved
Sonora: Uh-oh. Next you'll be trying to build a mini-mall over my hidey-hole.
Telly Tunebot: I remember you. You're a beetle lizard.
Sonora: That's me.
This entire chat was amusing (this is the whole thing except for Sonora's greeting, which has vanished mysteriously into thin cyberspace )
Bianca: Why are you yelling out random words like that?
Sonora: Because I'm a strange and beaklike little lizard.
Bianca: Hmmm.... perhaps you should die.
Sonora: Nah. That wouldn't be any fun. You're suffering from polemomania, aren't you.
Bianca: No. I'm not.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Have you seen a priest about it?
Bianca: Yes; many times, in fact. *glances at her watch*
Sonora: So, how ya gonna spin that for the media?
Bianca: I feel great!
Sonora: So...is it still not a government conspiracy?
Bianca: Have you ever been to The Kremlin?
Sonora: What kinda scorpions does The Kremlin have?
Bianca: Why are you yelling out random words like that?
Sonora: Because I'm a strange and beaklike little lizard.
Bianca: Hmmm.... perhaps you should die.
Sonora: Nah. That wouldn't be any fun. You're suffering from polemomania, aren't you.
Bianca: No. I'm not.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Have you seen a priest about it?
Bianca: Yes; many times, in fact. *glances at her watch*
Sonora: So, how ya gonna spin that for the media?
Bianca: I feel great!
Sonora: So...is it still not a government conspiracy?
Bianca: Have you ever been to The Kremlin?
Sonora: What kinda scorpions does The Kremlin have?
Telly Tunebot: Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n rainstorm - Rescue Rangers
rainstorm: stop putting my name in stuff.
Telly Tunebot: Nab him. Jab him. Tab him. Grab him. Stop that pigeon now!
rainstorm: I find myself feeling really sorry for that pigeon.
rainstorm: stop putting my name in stuff.
Telly Tunebot: Nab him. Jab him. Tab him. Grab him. Stop that pigeon now!
rainstorm: I find myself feeling really sorry for that pigeon.
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