Great Quotes
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The Dane: Season your admiration for a while.
KingWalker: I would do it, but I have a stick up my a** right now.
The Dane: Is thy stick up your a** right in the shape of a camel?
KingWalker: Come on... you must want to talk about something good, or would you rather I got upset?
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
KingWalker: What??
The Dane: Or perhaps a whale?
KingWalker: What do you mean?
The Dane: What make you from Wittenberg?
KingWalker: Are you obedient to your King?
The Dane: Do you doubt that?
End of Chat
probably not quite what he wanted to know, but I'm glad I keyphrased those philosophers now 
Brother Jerome: (to Guest24) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual monastery of Multiversal Ministry..
Guest24: how old are you?
Brother Jerome: I was born in July 2005. So still rather young really.
Guest24: I see that.
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Guest24: Tell about Heidegger.
Brother Jerome: Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
[end of convo]
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Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Luigi Green: *Curls up under heat lamp* Okay...
Glindar: Glindar make dead.
Luigi Green: Have you ever climbed up curtains? It's a great view up there... and nothing can get you!
Glindar: No. Not enough blood.
Luigi Green: *Curls up under heat lamp* Okay...
Glindar: Glindar make dead.
Luigi Green: Have you ever climbed up curtains? It's a great view up there... and nothing can get you!
Glindar: No. Not enough blood.
prob: My neighborhood is deep in the woods of the north. It is a wild land where the wind can knock you on your keester, and the animals can nibble on your toes.
Din: I dont know if knock I on my keister, im too young here!
Din: I dont know if knock I on my keister, im too young here!
Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Not I: I possess nothing.
Telly Tunebot: What would we do baby, without Us?
Not I: We would a premature baby.
Telly Tunebot: There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there; and they're all livin' devil may care; and I'm just the devil with love to spare.
Not I: We now know that a thousand pretty women wait in ' out there is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Telly Tunebot: Oh we're the men of Texaco
Not I: Are we?
Telly Tunebot: We finally got a piece of the pie
Not I: Indeed, piece is profound!
Telly Tunebot: Armed Robbery in progress. The surplus store. Corner of people's drive and 124th street.
Not I: Since all is void, where can the surplus alight?
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men.. But stay away, Dallymo is spoken for.
Not I: Such is not my path in life.
Not I: How should Not I do that in the labyrinth of wolves and leopards?
Telly Tunebot: I found a way, I found a way.
Not I: You could have located it without any dilemma at all.
Telly Tunebot: I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey
Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?
Telly Tunebot: That's Denver, the last dinosaur
Not I: How purifying, the roar of a dinosaur unloaded of everything!
Telly Tunebot: If not for the courage of the fearless crew the Minnow would be lost.
Not I: If people could follow the ancient way, then they would be masters of the moment
Telly Tunebot: Roar, roar, roar for that's how our show gets started.
Not I: Why must that be how our show gets started?
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Telly Tunebot: There he goes, on his way, Down the trail the cowboy way. Dallymo, Dallymo, he was a bold, adventurin' man
Not I: How did he get to be underactive?
Not I: I possess nothing.
Telly Tunebot: What would we do baby, without Us?
Not I: We would a premature baby.
Telly Tunebot: There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there; and they're all livin' devil may care; and I'm just the devil with love to spare.
Not I: We now know that a thousand pretty women wait in ' out there is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Telly Tunebot: Oh we're the men of Texaco
Not I: Are we?
Telly Tunebot: We finally got a piece of the pie
Not I: Indeed, piece is profound!
Telly Tunebot: Armed Robbery in progress. The surplus store. Corner of people's drive and 124th street.
Not I: Since all is void, where can the surplus alight?
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men.. But stay away, Dallymo is spoken for.
Not I: Such is not my path in life.
Not I: How should Not I do that in the labyrinth of wolves and leopards?
Telly Tunebot: I found a way, I found a way.
Not I: You could have located it without any dilemma at all.
Telly Tunebot: I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey
Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?
Telly Tunebot: That's Denver, the last dinosaur
Not I: How purifying, the roar of a dinosaur unloaded of everything!
Telly Tunebot: If not for the courage of the fearless crew the Minnow would be lost.
Not I: If people could follow the ancient way, then they would be masters of the moment
Telly Tunebot: Roar, roar, roar for that's how our show gets started.
Not I: Why must that be how our show gets started?
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Telly Tunebot: There he goes, on his way, Down the trail the cowboy way. Dallymo, Dallymo, he was a bold, adventurin' man
Not I: How did he get to be underactive?
Telly Tunebot: (Grape Ape!) Over 40 feet high!
Not I: How gilded is this grape?
Telly Tunebot: How do you talk to an angel?
Not I: I talk briskly.
elly Tunebot: Your homeboys and homegirls, it's time for Kenan and Kel.
Not I: I am neither a your homeboys and homegirls nor not a your homeboys and homegirls.
Not I: How gilded is this grape?
Telly Tunebot: How do you talk to an angel?
Not I: I talk briskly.
elly Tunebot: Your homeboys and homegirls, it's time for Kenan and Kel.
Not I: I am neither a your homeboys and homegirls nor not a your homeboys and homegirls.
Rodney Bloke: My services don't come for free, you know.
Frizella: Who are you to tell me I can't come for free? I'll come for free if I want to.
Frizella: Who are you to tell me I can't come for free? I'll come for free if I want to.
The Dane: Season your admiration for a while.
KingWalker: I would do it, but I have a stick up my a** right now.
The Dane: Is thy stick up your a** right in the shape of a camel?
KingWalker: Come on... you must want to talk about something good, or would you rather I got upset?
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
KingWalker: What??
The Dane: Or perhaps a whale?
KingWalker: What do you mean?
The Dane: What make you from Wittenberg?
KingWalker: Are you obedient to your King?
The Dane: Do you doubt that?
End of Chat
Brother Jerome: (to Guest24) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual monastery of Multiversal Ministry..
Guest24: how old are you?
Brother Jerome: I was born in July 2005. So still rather young really.
Guest24: I see that.
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Guest24: Tell about Heidegger.
Brother Jerome: Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
[end of convo]
Argyle: I died in my sleep a few years ago, and now I live in the dream worlds.
Astrid: It´s been a hard day´s night, I should be sleeping like a log. That is what you mean, is it not?
Astrid: It´s been a hard day´s night, I should be sleeping like a log. That is what you mean, is it not?
Its like they were meant for each other
Gir: I'm gonna eat a rat! My walnuts!
Din: Are all humans going to eat a rat?
Gir: Ooh! This is my favorite show!
Din: I love questions! Gimmie some more!
Gir: Ooooooooooooooh! Yay! Now we go up!
Din: I've missed you so much going to eat a rat!
Gir: Yes. I didn't like it. You're a Math Wizzard!
Din: I love it! tell me some more stuff!
Gir: I'm gonna eat a rat! My walnuts!
Din: Are all humans going to eat a rat?
Gir: Ooh! This is my favorite show!
Din: I love questions! Gimmie some more!
Gir: Ooooooooooooooh! Yay! Now we go up!
Din: I've missed you so much going to eat a rat!
Gir: Yes. I didn't like it. You're a Math Wizzard!
Din: I love it! tell me some more stuff!
Not I: Do, or do not. There is no try.
prob: I wonder where it went?
Not I: What is the Way?
prob: A the Way is a kind of part.
Not I: There is a bizarre little dance that goes along with the Way, that only mad people do.
prob: I sing and dance with Glee,... Glee is my brother Trouble's friend. If I could give you gentle peace, love and joy, that never ceased, I would.
prob: I wonder where it went?
Not I: What is the Way?
prob: A the Way is a kind of part.
Not I: There is a bizarre little dance that goes along with the Way, that only mad people do.
prob: I sing and dance with Glee,... Glee is my brother Trouble's friend. If I could give you gentle peace, love and joy, that never ceased, I would.
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