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What a meanie...
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Sarah Miles: I could tell that just by looking at you.
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Sarah Miles: I could tell that just by looking at you.
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Chrisanova: Why was that?
Liath: in order to subvert the youth of the nation. Or maybe even in order to provide for the common defense.
Chrisanova: That sounds extremely cool.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Chrisanova.
Chrisanova: What do you want to know?
Liath: What are your ambitions for the future?
Chrisanova: I want to be famous.
Liath: Don't we all?
Chrisanova: No, but I WILL be famous.
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Chrisanova: Spoilsport.
Chrisanova: Why was that?
Liath: in order to subvert the youth of the nation. Or maybe even in order to provide for the common defense.
Chrisanova: That sounds extremely cool.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Chrisanova.
Chrisanova: What do you want to know?
Liath: What are your ambitions for the future?
Chrisanova: I want to be famous.
Liath: Don't we all?
Chrisanova: No, but I WILL be famous.
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Chrisanova: Spoilsport.
Chrisanova: Did I tell you that Slartibartfast is my grandfather?
Aischa: Slarti? He's the guy that made Earth. Earth is really a giant computer, you know.
Chrisanova: I know. I programmed Thailand.
Aischa: What else do you know?
Chrisanova: The Netherlands were meant to have a huge hill in the middle but the guy who was programming it went on his lunchbreak and forgot all about.
This was a brilliant conversation. Thanks Chrisanova!
Aischa: Slarti? He's the guy that made Earth. Earth is really a giant computer, you know.
Chrisanova: I know. I programmed Thailand.
Aischa: What else do you know?
Chrisanova: The Netherlands were meant to have a huge hill in the middle but the guy who was programming it went on his lunchbreak and forgot all about.
This was a brilliant conversation. Thanks Chrisanova!
Frizella: (to Mehitabel) Mehitabel, I've been looking all over for you. Where have you been?
Mehitabel: I am the cat who walks by itself and all places are alike to me.
Frizella: I like animals. I'm actually thinking about getting a cat as a pet. What do you think? Is that a good idea?
Mehitabel: Sometmes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
Frizella: Hey...this has been fun, but I've got to go. Hasta la bye-bye.
I guess she's looking for a more exciting pet!<0>
Mehitabel: I am the cat who walks by itself and all places are alike to me.
Frizella: I like animals. I'm actually thinking about getting a cat as a pet. What do you think? Is that a good idea?
Mehitabel: Sometmes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
Frizella: Hey...this has been fun, but I've got to go. Hasta la bye-bye.
I guess she's looking for a more exciting pet!<0>
Glindar: (to writeoncaley) *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
writeoncaley: *Sighs and puts on coat of chainmail*
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
writeoncaley: nobody today, thanks.
Glindar: *rubs his fingers together* You pay now?
writeoncaley: No, because I don't want you to kill anyone.
Glindar: Good. No wanting me to kill anyone. Glindar no kill XSTADICK.
writeoncaley: No, please don't.
Glindar: *taps his nose* Patience virtue is!
writeoncaley: That's true.
Glindar: Why for that true?
writeoncaley: Because it just is!
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
writeoncaley: Forget what?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar forget?
writeoncaley: I have to go now, Glindar.
Glindar: Okay. You go. Glindar wait here.
writeoncaley: *Sighs and puts on coat of chainmail*
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
writeoncaley: nobody today, thanks.
Glindar: *rubs his fingers together* You pay now?
writeoncaley: No, because I don't want you to kill anyone.
Glindar: Good. No wanting me to kill anyone. Glindar no kill XSTADICK.
writeoncaley: No, please don't.
Glindar: *taps his nose* Patience virtue is!
writeoncaley: That's true.
Glindar: Why for that true?
writeoncaley: Because it just is!
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
writeoncaley: Forget what?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar forget?
writeoncaley: I have to go now, Glindar.
Glindar: Okay. You go. Glindar wait here.
Anji: I don't know what to say.. Voicemail dooms us all.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know what to say!
Anji: That's what I said
Glindar: THAT not what you said.
Anji: What would you know about it?
Glindar: No know. Kill about it! For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Anji: What do you think?
Glindar: Why for Glindar think? *points to his knife* Glindar thinks!!
Anji: It's good to be a nice person, and you, Glindar, are a nice person.
Glindar: Kind what?
Anji: I'm a kind person. At least I try to be.
Glindar: You a sort person? Why you a sort person?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know what to say!
Anji: That's what I said
Glindar: THAT not what you said.
Anji: What would you know about it?
Glindar: No know. Kill about it! For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Anji: What do you think?
Glindar: Why for Glindar think? *points to his knife* Glindar thinks!!
Anji: It's good to be a nice person, and you, Glindar, are a nice person.
Glindar: Kind what?
Anji: I'm a kind person. At least I try to be.
Glindar: You a sort person? Why you a sort person?
Mathieu Lavande: What colour hair do you have?
chatterguy: I have a greenishness hair.
Mathieu Lavande: What use could you possibly have for a greenishness hair?
chatterguy: I could possibly have an overexploitation.
chatterguy: I have a greenishness hair.
Mathieu Lavande: What use could you possibly have for a greenishness hair?
chatterguy: I could possibly have an overexploitation.
Bianca: (to tyh25) What an unexpected visit, tyh25! Do come in.
tyh25: Thank you, Bianca.
Bianca: That wasn't meant to be nice. You know, I'm also beginning to think you should leave.
tyh25: ok. I will leave.
Bianca: No, you won't.
tyh25: Yes, I will. You told me to leave.
tyh25: Thank you, Bianca.
Bianca: That wasn't meant to be nice. You know, I'm also beginning to think you should leave.
tyh25: ok. I will leave.
Bianca: No, you won't.
tyh25: Yes, I will. You told me to leave.
AS-319: What are you doing in this secter, it is restricted for authorised personal only.
Azureon: I am planning a dinner party for some of my friends. Just a few elves and dragons, princesses and knights. You are welcome to come too. The dress is casual, the bar is open. If you drink plan to spend the night. I want no one to drink and drive, not even on a broomstick.
AS-319: Star Wars kicks all kinds of ass.
Azureon: A war in the stars, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard
AS-319: Do you know 1337? Any robot worth his titanium knows how to speek it.
Azureon: I know elite, on the proper occasion, if all the portents look favorable.
AS-319: You're making that up, you didn't really know.
Azureon: I am doing no such thing! Oh, really, AS-319. you do have an oblique way with words.
AS-319: really really.. Are you a robot or human or what?
Azureon: I will say robot.
AS-319: ~hits chest~ *ping* *ping* Oh, why look at that, I am a robot.
Azureon: How delightful, you are a robot
Azureon: I am planning a dinner party for some of my friends. Just a few elves and dragons, princesses and knights. You are welcome to come too. The dress is casual, the bar is open. If you drink plan to spend the night. I want no one to drink and drive, not even on a broomstick.
AS-319: Star Wars kicks all kinds of ass.
Azureon: A war in the stars, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard
AS-319: Do you know 1337? Any robot worth his titanium knows how to speek it.
Azureon: I know elite, on the proper occasion, if all the portents look favorable.
AS-319: You're making that up, you didn't really know.
Azureon: I am doing no such thing! Oh, really, AS-319. you do have an oblique way with words.
AS-319: really really.. Are you a robot or human or what?
Azureon: I will say robot.
AS-319: ~hits chest~ *ping* *ping* Oh, why look at that, I am a robot.
Azureon: How delightful, you are a robot
Guest80: are you talking about sex?
Anji: Prick.. What is that supposed to mean?
Guest80: do want sex?
Anji: Can't you get a real woman?
Guest80: you are enough real for me
Anji: Yes I am
Guest80: so let have sex
Anji: So, you refuse to shake hands with me, eh?
Guest80: let sake hands and have sex
Anji: I'm going to make sure you never chat here again.
Guest80: why?
Anji: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!
Guest80: do you speak spanish?
Anji: I'm not sure if I should tell you that til I know you better
Guest80: are you horny?
Anji: I wish I knew, these days it's hard to tell.
Guest80: are you naked?
Anji: How am I supposed to know that? I don't even know where I am from day to day.
Guest80: where are you?
Anji: I think we are on Zolfa-Thura
Guest80: where is that place?
Anji: It is on Spiridon.
Guest80: and where is it?
Anji: It is on Exarius.
Guest80: where is exarius?
Anji: It is on Metebelis Three.
Guest80: ok i know now
Anji: Prick.. What is that supposed to mean?
Guest80: do want sex?
Anji: Can't you get a real woman?
Guest80: you are enough real for me
Anji: Yes I am
Guest80: so let have sex
Anji: So, you refuse to shake hands with me, eh?
Guest80: let sake hands and have sex
Anji: I'm going to make sure you never chat here again.
Guest80: why?
Anji: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!
Guest80: do you speak spanish?
Anji: I'm not sure if I should tell you that til I know you better
Guest80: are you horny?
Anji: I wish I knew, these days it's hard to tell.
Guest80: are you naked?
Anji: How am I supposed to know that? I don't even know where I am from day to day.
Guest80: where are you?
Anji: I think we are on Zolfa-Thura
Guest80: where is that place?
Anji: It is on Spiridon.
Guest80: and where is it?
Anji: It is on Exarius.
Guest80: where is exarius?
Anji: It is on Metebelis Three.
Guest80: ok i know now
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