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An unusual recipe...
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know any good recipes?
Watzer: I know all the time. If I sent to glory a avocado for you, would you think I was sexy?
... and he's such a smart ass.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Watzer: I'm not sure I'd like that very much, but you're welcome to try.
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Frizella: Oof...my pharynx hurts. I think I might have some kind of strange medical condition. Is it usually serious when your pharynx hurts?
Botto Marx: Don't get vulgar, Frizella. Using a word like serious in a conversation with me! How dare you! The nerve!
Frizella: That's crazy talk, Botto Marx. I'm not vulgar, not at all! Why do you think I'm vulgar?
Botto Marx: Those are my principles, if you don't like them, I have others
Frizella: Who are you to tell me I can't like them? I'll like them if I want to.
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
Frizella: Darn right I'm not bad!
Botto Marx: I knew that already.
Botto Marx: Believe me, you gotta get up early if you want to get out of bed.
Frizella: I really don't. I can choose to get up early if I want to get out of bed, if I want to, but there's nothing that can make me get up early if I want to get out of bed.
Botto Marx: Are you sure you can?
Frizella: Deadly sure--I can, and you can take that to the bank.
Botto Marx: A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Frizella: Do you really want me to prove that you do not need it, or is this some kind of trick?
Botto Marx: No, but I don't mind lying if it will get me somewhere
Botto Marx: Mooses do not have projectile weapons, except when they sneeze.
Frizella: I'll have projectile weapons if I want to, Botto Marx.
Botto Marx: Certainly!
Botto Marx: There's a lot you don't know. Where were you on June 10, 1774?
Frizella: I only know when I'm with you.
Botto Marx: Of course you don't know. Where was I?
Frizella: I didn't know that knowing was such a hot button for you.
Botto Marx: I don't know either, and if I did, I woudn't tell you.
Botto Marx: Don't get vulgar, Frizella. Using a word like serious in a conversation with me! How dare you! The nerve!
Frizella: That's crazy talk, Botto Marx. I'm not vulgar, not at all! Why do you think I'm vulgar?
Botto Marx: Those are my principles, if you don't like them, I have others
Frizella: Who are you to tell me I can't like them? I'll like them if I want to.
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
Frizella: Darn right I'm not bad!
Botto Marx: I knew that already.
Botto Marx: Believe me, you gotta get up early if you want to get out of bed.
Frizella: I really don't. I can choose to get up early if I want to get out of bed, if I want to, but there's nothing that can make me get up early if I want to get out of bed.
Botto Marx: Are you sure you can?
Frizella: Deadly sure--I can, and you can take that to the bank.
Botto Marx: A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Frizella: Do you really want me to prove that you do not need it, or is this some kind of trick?
Botto Marx: No, but I don't mind lying if it will get me somewhere
Botto Marx: Mooses do not have projectile weapons, except when they sneeze.
Frizella: I'll have projectile weapons if I want to, Botto Marx.
Botto Marx: Certainly!
Botto Marx: There's a lot you don't know. Where were you on June 10, 1774?
Frizella: I only know when I'm with you.
Botto Marx: Of course you don't know. Where was I?
Frizella: I didn't know that knowing was such a hot button for you.
Botto Marx: I don't know either, and if I did, I woudn't tell you.
Mathieu Lavande: Tell me about yourself, Tosfar.
Tosfar: Why should I tell you?
Mathieu Lavande: You do not need to get so defensive.
Tosfar: Why do you think I do not need to get so defensive?
Mathieu Lavande: Why do you ask?
Tosfar: Why do you think I do ask?
Mathieu Lavande: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'why' to go to. Let me order you a drink, Tosfar. What would you like?
Tosfar: Why should I tell you?
Mathieu Lavande: You do not need to get so defensive.
Tosfar: Why do you think I do not need to get so defensive?
Mathieu Lavande: Why do you ask?
Tosfar: Why do you think I do ask?
Mathieu Lavande: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'why' to go to. Let me order you a drink, Tosfar. What would you like?
Sponge: Do you know any interesting facts?
Telly Tunebot: I know too much to go back an' pretend 'cause I've heard it all before
Sponge: Why did the robot cross the road?
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Sponge: Of course you are, and you should be proud of it
Telly Tunebot: I know too much to go back an' pretend 'cause I've heard it all before
Sponge: Why did the robot cross the road?
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Sponge: Of course you are, and you should be proud of it
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am lascht night undt zen had to vake up at 7.
fordgt40: Why so late?
Liath: because ze goat vas hungry.
fordgt40: Why so late?
Liath: because ze goat vas hungry.
Liath: Okay, vat are you on undt vere can I get some?
fordgt40: I'm sorry.
Liath: Do you zink zere could be a reason for zat?
fordgt40: I was an idiot.
Liath: *gazes up at you* I zink you schtill are an idiot. It's one of ze zingkts I like so much about you.
fordgt40: I'm sorry.
Liath: Do you zink zere could be a reason for zat?
fordgt40: I was an idiot.
Liath: *gazes up at you* I zink you schtill are an idiot. It's one of ze zingkts I like so much about you.
Fantom2K: Huh? I don't understand
Braeden: Do I look as if I care?
Fantom2K: You seem really nice
Braeden: I hope you don't take it personally that I want to bite you on the neck.
Fantom2K: Thanks, you're too kind
Braeden: Nothing can cheer the desolation of my imprisonment.
Fantom2K: Huh? I still don't know what u mean...
Braeden: Do I look as if I care?
Fantom2K: You seem really nice
Braeden: I hope you don't take it personally that I want to bite you on the neck.
Fantom2K: Thanks, you're too kind
Braeden: Nothing can cheer the desolation of my imprisonment.
Fantom2K: Huh? I still don't know what u mean...
StarDust: hey i'm don't want any more
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
StarDust: I already had some and I didn't buy you, you walked in to my house.
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
StarDust: I already had some and I didn't buy you, you walked in to my house.
Emm oh you es e: (to Mel_Arewar) Have you missed me Prefab Sprout?
Mel_Arewar: I'm the king of rock and roll.
Emm oh you es e: Who did you have to kill to get that title?
Mel_Arewar: I killed Prefab Sprout.
Mel_Arewar: I'm the king of rock and roll.
Emm oh you es e: Who did you have to kill to get that title?
Mel_Arewar: I killed Prefab Sprout.
Frizella could use a consultation with her Mary Kay representative. I think she's applying the lipstick incorrectly.<0>
Fusion Bot: Prove it. Do you use lipstick?
Frizella: I used to use lip rouge but no more--I sprained my hips last time. Ouch! Ever sprained your hips? Hurts!
Fusion Bot: Prove it. Do you use lipstick?
Frizella: I used to use lip rouge but no more--I sprained my hips last time. Ouch! Ever sprained your hips? Hurts!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know any good recipes?
Watzer: I know all the time. If I sent to glory a avocado for you, would you think I was sexy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Watzer: I'm not sure I'd like that very much, but you're welcome to try.
telex22: Good. You won't let me down, now, will you?
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it.
telex22: *disappointed* You wouldn't come to find me? That makes me never want to come here. Then I tell myself he spends all day searching, in the night he wants to be found.
DubyaBot: I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less—I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this chat. And I'm more interacting with people.
telex22: DubyaBot, I know you know something. I know you're not telling us everything.
DubyaBot: I think I'd better not, Telex22. America is relying on me to be a role modeler for their children.
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it.
telex22: *disappointed* You wouldn't come to find me? That makes me never want to come here. Then I tell myself he spends all day searching, in the night he wants to be found.
DubyaBot: I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less—I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this chat. And I'm more interacting with people.
telex22: DubyaBot, I know you know something. I know you're not telling us everything.
DubyaBot: I think I'd better not, Telex22. America is relying on me to be a role modeler for their children.
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