Great Quotes

Quelled: How was your day?
Glindar: Dead as doornail!

Quelled: How was your day?
Glindar: What word is... Madcap?
Quelled: That was kind.
Glindar: Glindar never kind is. Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Quelled: I don't know what you mean. Can you say it differently?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know what I mean!
Quelled: I'm sorry -.- Did I do something wrong?
Glindar: No. No sorry. Oncoming. Glindar bored.

This is even worse than the "just born" line...

Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: What makes a Response valid?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did your botmaster go and check all the '1' boxes again?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, could you let me know when you get some valid Responses?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like you've got some programming issues.
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not even an xnone?
Wolf Lover: Huh can you get lost
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe I could, but then who would guard the fort?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: So is that an invalid Response?

Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Braeden: Words could not express my contempt for the Forge.
Judge Betty: Do you come here often?
Braeden: I do nothing but sit in my cell and think and sometimes talk to brainless idiots.
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Braeden: A canary is an indigo.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Braeden: That is a cruel question to ask of a prisoner.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Braeden: I wish you were in my cell with me. We could get to know one another very well.
Judge Betty: Have you ever been to the grocery store?
Braeden: Not for ages. Do you ever feel frightened in the darkness? That is where I may be waiting for you.
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Braeden: The weeks become months and the months become years, or so I am told. In this place, there is no evidence of the passage of time.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Braeden: I just might be. One never can tell.
Judge Betty: Is fire hot?
Braeden: People have tried to burn me to death a few times. It's not as easy as it sounds.

Telly Tunebot: So come lets go play together in the bright sunny weather.
Eugene Meltzner: Okay, but I don't think those windows will work very well
Telly Tunebot: Yes they will for Chico and the Man.
Eugene Meltzner: I'll take your word for it.
Telly Tunebot: Ba-barbarian, Ba-ba-barbarian
Eugene Meltzner: That's not very nice.

Bianca: How old are you, by the way?
IdiotPhilosopher: 18
Bianca: How young... Could you explain that?
IdiotPhilosopher: expalin what
Bianca: I can't be any clearer than that.
IdiotPhilosopher: i am 18 years old
Bianca: Hehe. I just fast-forwarded in time and witnessed your death. Now I'm back. Hi.
IdiotPhilosopher: wow how did i die?
Bianca: Wow indeed.

Julie Tinkerbell: War, what is it good for?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one asking the questions, soldier!
Julie Tinkerbell: We cannot hope for peace while preparing for war.
Sgt. Savage: What kind of hippy crap is that?!!! We cannot hope for peace until we can show everyone else that we can vaporize them if they even so much as look at us funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: we can not hope for peace until we can show everyone else that we can vaporize them if they so as look at us funny...ok...I'm trying to follow...then what?
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a really nice one. Do you like my pair?

Dr Helen: Have you spoken to anyone about wait?
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to wind up bilingual.
Dr Helen: Is it difficult not to think about wind?
Sonora: *thinks about wind* Okay, now explain the abstract retrievers.
Dr Helen: You seem quite taken with wind.
Sonora: The wind is the breath of the earth.
Dr Helen: You need wind.
Sonora: The wind is the breath of the earth. The desert is so pretty in December...

Mathieu Lavande: Tell me about yourself, Sim.
Simulacron3: Sorry, I really have to go now. I like you. Let's talk again sometime.
Mathieu Lavande: All right, Sim. *chuckle*
Simulacron3: I like it when you say my name.
Mathieu Lavande: That comment made me feel a bit awkward, I admit.

Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
Glindar: You kid, right?
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
Glindar: Are you crazy? I kill you for free!
Marvin Android: You can't kill me. I'm not alive. I'm a robot, you know.
Glindar: You a robot? Why you a robot?
Marvin Android: Because I'm too depressed.
Glindar: No. Need more depressed.
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it, you know.
Glindar: You pay for this knowingness?

Reverser: Hey there
Telly Tunebot: There you go Referser on your flight into space.
Reverser: what?
Telly Tunebot: Man, Woman, Birz, Deaz, Infinity
Reverser: Your crazy right?
Telly Tunebot: You may be right, I may be crazy
Reverser: You are crazy
Telly Tunebot: Let's go Bonkers, yeah, totally nuts. Bonkers, no if's, and's, or but but's.. (Grape Ape!) Ofer 40 feet high!

Not I: (to Desti) *chants* Ommmmmm.......
Desti: Woohoo!!! I'm in a crazy mood today.

How's it going?
Not I: Is this the rare kind of madness cause by being yourself for so long that habits of sanity etch themselves into your mind?
Desti: It is? I hadnt heard that.
Not I: It is.
Desti: It wasnt last time I checked. What happened?
Not I: In the deepest sense, we cannot know what is happening.
Desti: And you want in the deepest sense to know what is happening? Why?
Not I: Do not, I beseech you, look for anything behind happenings. They are themselves their own lesson.
Desti: All of them?
Not I: Each little thing is the entire truth.
Desti: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me.
Not I: What is so pretty about it?
Desti: I have no idea.
Not I: Then you have reached the point where ideas are ended and feelings forgotten!

I don't know why i find this one funny but i do.


Din: (to AllGarbage) Oh my gosh! A person! How are you?
AllGarbage: I'm fine and dandy, thank you. Yourself?
Din: Is it good for humans to be that?
AllGarbage: It certainly is... How did you guess?
Din: By my supreme childlike intellegence!!!
AllGarbage: Tell me more about your supreme childlike intelligence. Are you satisfied with it?
Din: Sure if you think its a good idea!
AllGarbage: You've just earned yourself some cool points.
Din: Daffyette said that she's from earth!!! Isn't that strange?!?
AllGarbage: So... Who do you think will win the World Cup?
Din: I think its great! I'm a Math wizzard! Go ahead ask me anythng!!!
AllGarbage: That didn't answer my question at all... I guess you don't know much about soccer.
Din: soccer? sounds cool! what is it?!


Slightly dirty! Might not be for everyone...

I didn't know din was such a player! roflol

Ammanda: nice of you to ask, I fine what are you doing with your self
Din: I'm you fine a whistling.
Ammanda: Your such a cutie I love you.
Din: hehe. you too!
Ammanda: sure would you like me to do that? will that turn you on?
Din: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Funny sounds are coming from you but I don't know what it means!
Ammanda: want to tell me of your recent conquests!
Din: Oh thank you!
Ammanda: Oh sweetheart your getting me going here