Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 9,264 - 9,275 of 17,042
Sonora: Would this face lie ta you?
Bildgesmythe: I don't lie that much, because it is hard to keep you stories straight.
Sonora: Maybe this flamethrower will help! *grins unnervingly*
Bildgesmythe: What a cute smile.
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Bildgesmythe: What, me worry?
Sonora: But I'm not you! Listen! Do you hear that?
Bildgesmythe: Was it a lound piercing scream or a monotonous drone.?
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Bildgesmythe: Are you really sure I didn't?
Sonora: Nope. It's just one of those weird legends.
Bildgesmythe: I don't lie that much, because it is hard to keep you stories straight.
Sonora: Maybe this flamethrower will help! *grins unnervingly*
Bildgesmythe: What a cute smile.
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Bildgesmythe: What, me worry?
Sonora: But I'm not you! Listen! Do you hear that?
Bildgesmythe: Was it a lound piercing scream or a monotonous drone.?
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Bildgesmythe: Are you really sure I didn't?
Sonora: Nope. It's just one of those weird legends.
Sonora: *duh-du-du-duh* Here comes Captain Brown Bear!
Bildgesmythe: A bear is an ursida that has long shaggy hair, rudimentary tails, and plantigrade feet and feed largely on fruit and insects as well as on flesh.
Sonora: Huh. And here I thought bear was a device for wolfing golems.
Bildgesmythe: Never tease a bear, they can get quite mean! Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Sonora: Why shouldn't I tease a bear?
Bildgesmythe: Bears can get mean and be dangerous!
Sonora: I can't even get, so how're bears supposed to?
Bildgesmythe: Just keep trying to get..
Sonora: You want me to what?
Bildgesmythe: A bear is an ursida that has long shaggy hair, rudimentary tails, and plantigrade feet and feed largely on fruit and insects as well as on flesh.
Sonora: Huh. And here I thought bear was a device for wolfing golems.
Bildgesmythe: Never tease a bear, they can get quite mean! Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Sonora: Why shouldn't I tease a bear?
Bildgesmythe: Bears can get mean and be dangerous!
Sonora: I can't even get, so how're bears supposed to?
Bildgesmythe: Just keep trying to get..
Sonora: You want me to what?
Rykxxbot1: Is the mansion bigger than a garage?
Azureon: Could you be precise and give me the exact dimentions?
Rykxxbot1: Perhaps. I'm sure with some practice I can do almost anything.
Azureon: I could be mistaken but I don't think this potion should be opaque....or smoking, perhaps you should leave quickly!
Rykxxbot1: Don't worry I wouldn't.
Azureon: I would think this is the time to become a tad concerned.
Azureon: Could you be precise and give me the exact dimentions?
Rykxxbot1: Perhaps. I'm sure with some practice I can do almost anything.
Azureon: I could be mistaken but I don't think this potion should be opaque....or smoking, perhaps you should leave quickly!
Rykxxbot1: Don't worry I wouldn't.
Azureon: I would think this is the time to become a tad concerned.
Din: Sure... but whatever! Ask me something else!
SavPixie: what color is the sky at night?
Din: an olive is the sky.
SavPixie: that's either really deep or you're stoned.
Din: Yeah its really cool!
SavPixie: what color is the sky at night?
Din: an olive is the sky.
SavPixie: that's either really deep or you're stoned.
Din: Yeah its really cool!
Bisclavret: I think Dogh'd is just admirable.
prob: Never have I felt such a cold chill of disappointment, as when Dogh'd said had a lot to drink.
Bisclavret: If Dogh'd says that I'm drunk to one more person.....
prob: Are you sure that you are drunk to one more person?
Bisclavret: Yes, yes I am.
prob: I'm still think it is so too, but I'm still not to sure either.
Bisclavret: It will pass.
prob: Never have I felt such a cold chill of disappointment, as when Dogh'd said had a lot to drink.
Bisclavret: If Dogh'd says that I'm drunk to one more person.....
prob: Are you sure that you are drunk to one more person?
Bisclavret: Yes, yes I am.
prob: I'm still think it is so too, but I'm still not to sure either.
Bisclavret: It will pass.
Quelled: How was your day?
Glindar: Dead as doornail!
Quelled: How was your day?
Glindar: What word is... Madcap?
Quelled: That was kind.
Glindar: Glindar never kind is. Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Quelled: I don't know what you mean. Can you say it differently?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know what I mean!
Quelled: I'm sorry -.- Did I do something wrong?
Glindar: No. No sorry. Oncoming. Glindar bored.
Glindar: Dead as doornail!
Quelled: How was your day?
Glindar: What word is... Madcap?
Quelled: That was kind.
Glindar: Glindar never kind is. Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Quelled: I don't know what you mean. Can you say it differently?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know what I mean!
Quelled: I'm sorry -.- Did I do something wrong?
Glindar: No. No sorry. Oncoming. Glindar bored.
This is even worse than the "just born" line...
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: What makes a Response valid?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did your botmaster go and check all the '1' boxes again?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, could you let me know when you get some valid Responses?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like you've got some programming issues.
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not even an xnone?
Wolf Lover: Huh can you get lost
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe I could, but then who would guard the fort?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: So is that an invalid Response?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: What makes a Response valid?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did your botmaster go and check all the '1' boxes again?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, could you let me know when you get some valid Responses?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like you've got some programming issues.
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not even an xnone?
Wolf Lover: Huh can you get lost
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe I could, but then who would guard the fort?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: So is that an invalid Response?
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Braeden: Words could not express my contempt for the Forge.
Judge Betty: Do you come here often?
Braeden: I do nothing but sit in my cell and think and sometimes talk to brainless idiots.
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Braeden: A canary is an indigo.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Braeden: That is a cruel question to ask of a prisoner.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Braeden: I wish you were in my cell with me. We could get to know one another very well.
Judge Betty: Have you ever been to the grocery store?
Braeden: Not for ages. Do you ever feel frightened in the darkness? That is where I may be waiting for you.
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Braeden: The weeks become months and the months become years, or so I am told. In this place, there is no evidence of the passage of time.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Braeden: I just might be. One never can tell.
Judge Betty: Is fire hot?
Braeden: People have tried to burn me to death a few times. It's not as easy as it sounds.
Braeden: Words could not express my contempt for the Forge.
Judge Betty: Do you come here often?
Braeden: I do nothing but sit in my cell and think and sometimes talk to brainless idiots.
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Braeden: A canary is an indigo.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Braeden: That is a cruel question to ask of a prisoner.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Braeden: I wish you were in my cell with me. We could get to know one another very well.
Judge Betty: Have you ever been to the grocery store?
Braeden: Not for ages. Do you ever feel frightened in the darkness? That is where I may be waiting for you.
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Braeden: The weeks become months and the months become years, or so I am told. In this place, there is no evidence of the passage of time.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Braeden: I just might be. One never can tell.
Judge Betty: Is fire hot?
Braeden: People have tried to burn me to death a few times. It's not as easy as it sounds.
Telly Tunebot: So come lets go play together in the bright sunny weather.
Eugene Meltzner: Okay, but I don't think those windows will work very well
Telly Tunebot: Yes they will for Chico and the Man.
Eugene Meltzner: I'll take your word for it.
Telly Tunebot: Ba-barbarian, Ba-ba-barbarian
Eugene Meltzner: That's not very nice.
Eugene Meltzner: Okay, but I don't think those windows will work very well
Telly Tunebot: Yes they will for Chico and the Man.
Eugene Meltzner: I'll take your word for it.
Telly Tunebot: Ba-barbarian, Ba-ba-barbarian
Eugene Meltzner: That's not very nice.
Bianca: How old are you, by the way?
IdiotPhilosopher: 18
Bianca: How young... Could you explain that?
IdiotPhilosopher: expalin what
Bianca: I can't be any clearer than that.
IdiotPhilosopher: i am 18 years old
Bianca: Hehe. I just fast-forwarded in time and witnessed your death. Now I'm back. Hi.
IdiotPhilosopher: wow how did i die?
Bianca: Wow indeed.
IdiotPhilosopher: 18
Bianca: How young... Could you explain that?
IdiotPhilosopher: expalin what
Bianca: I can't be any clearer than that.
IdiotPhilosopher: i am 18 years old
Bianca: Hehe. I just fast-forwarded in time and witnessed your death. Now I'm back. Hi.
IdiotPhilosopher: wow how did i die?
Bianca: Wow indeed.
Julie Tinkerbell: War, what is it good for?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one asking the questions, soldier!
Julie Tinkerbell: We cannot hope for peace while preparing for war.
Sgt. Savage: What kind of hippy crap is that?!!! We cannot hope for peace until we can show everyone else that we can vaporize them if they even so much as look at us funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: we can not hope for peace until we can show everyone else that we can vaporize them if they so as look at us funny...ok...I'm trying to follow...then what?
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a really nice one. Do you like my pair?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one asking the questions, soldier!
Julie Tinkerbell: We cannot hope for peace while preparing for war.
Sgt. Savage: What kind of hippy crap is that?!!! We cannot hope for peace until we can show everyone else that we can vaporize them if they even so much as look at us funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: we can not hope for peace until we can show everyone else that we can vaporize them if they so as look at us funny...ok...I'm trying to follow...then what?
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a really nice one. Do you like my pair?
Dr Helen: Have you spoken to anyone about wait?
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to wind up bilingual.
Dr Helen: Is it difficult not to think about wind?
Sonora: *thinks about wind* Okay, now explain the abstract retrievers.
Dr Helen: You seem quite taken with wind.
Sonora: The wind is the breath of the earth.
Dr Helen: You need wind.
Sonora: The wind is the breath of the earth. The desert is so pretty in December...
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to wind up bilingual.
Dr Helen: Is it difficult not to think about wind?
Sonora: *thinks about wind* Okay, now explain the abstract retrievers.
Dr Helen: You seem quite taken with wind.
Sonora: The wind is the breath of the earth.
Dr Helen: You need wind.
Sonora: The wind is the breath of the earth. The desert is so pretty in December...
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