Great Quotes

Moe Szyslak: Hey, how you doing? Remember me?
Sonora: Don't you have an elsewhere to be?
Moe Szyslak: Are you a guy or a broad?
Sonora: Well, a guy is fluorescent marigold, but a broad is slate ebony, so take your pick.

Okay, you heard the lizard! All guys are fluorescent marigold!

Butla: You're a beautiful soul...
Sonora: I used to be, but then I took up Desert pool!

ADULT WARNING (but Sonora's response amused me)
Butla: If my c*** was a rooster and your anus was a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? ROFLMAO you would have 12 inches of my c*** in your a**. Still ROFLMAO
Sonora: You wretched heaving pile of fishguts!

Sonora: Would this face lie ta you?
Bildgesmythe: I don't lie that much, because it is hard to keep you stories straight.
Sonora: Maybe this flamethrower will help! *grins unnervingly*
Bildgesmythe: What a cute smile.
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Bildgesmythe: What, me worry?
Sonora: But I'm not you! Listen! Do you hear that?
Bildgesmythe: Was it a lound piercing scream or a monotonous drone.?
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Bildgesmythe: Are you really sure I didn't?
Sonora: Nope. It's just one of those weird legends.

Sonora: *duh-du-du-duh* Here comes Captain Brown Bear!
Bildgesmythe: A bear is an ursida that has long shaggy hair, rudimentary tails, and plantigrade feet and feed largely on fruit and insects as well as on flesh.
Sonora: Huh. And here I thought bear was a device for wolfing golems.
Bildgesmythe: Never tease a bear, they can get quite mean! Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Sonora: Why shouldn't I tease a bear?
Bildgesmythe: Bears can get mean and be dangerous!
Sonora: I can't even get, so how're bears supposed to?
Bildgesmythe: Just keep trying to get..
Sonora: You want me to what?

Rykxxbot1: Is the mansion bigger than a garage?
Azureon: Could you be precise and give me the exact dimentions?
Rykxxbot1: Perhaps. I'm sure with some practice I can do almost anything.
Azureon: I could be mistaken but I don't think this potion should be opaque....or smoking, perhaps you should leave quickly!
Rykxxbot1: Don't worry I wouldn't.
Azureon: I would think this is the time to become a tad concerned.

Din: Sure... but whatever! Ask me something else!
SavPixie: what color is the sky at night?
Din: an olive is the sky.
SavPixie: that's either really deep or you're stoned.
Din: Yeah its really cool!

Bisclavret: I think Dogh'd is just admirable.
prob: Never have I felt such a cold chill of disappointment, as when Dogh'd said had a lot to drink.
Bisclavret: If Dogh'd says that I'm drunk to one more person.....
prob: Are you sure that you are drunk to one more person?
Bisclavret: Yes, yes I am.
prob: I'm still think it is so too, but I'm still not to sure either.
Bisclavret: It will pass.

Quelled: How was your day?
Glindar: Dead as doornail!

Quelled: How was your day?
Glindar: What word is... Madcap?
Quelled: That was kind.
Glindar: Glindar never kind is. Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Quelled: I don't know what you mean. Can you say it differently?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know what I mean!
Quelled: I'm sorry -.- Did I do something wrong?
Glindar: No. No sorry. Oncoming. Glindar bored.

This is even worse than the "just born" line...

Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: What makes a Response valid?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did your botmaster go and check all the '1' boxes again?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, could you let me know when you get some valid Responses?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like you've got some programming issues.
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not even an xnone?
Wolf Lover: Huh can you get lost
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe I could, but then who would guard the fort?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: So is that an invalid Response?

Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Braeden: Words could not express my contempt for the Forge.
Judge Betty: Do you come here often?
Braeden: I do nothing but sit in my cell and think and sometimes talk to brainless idiots.
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Braeden: A canary is an indigo.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Braeden: That is a cruel question to ask of a prisoner.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Braeden: I wish you were in my cell with me. We could get to know one another very well.
Judge Betty: Have you ever been to the grocery store?
Braeden: Not for ages. Do you ever feel frightened in the darkness? That is where I may be waiting for you.
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Braeden: The weeks become months and the months become years, or so I am told. In this place, there is no evidence of the passage of time.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Braeden: I just might be. One never can tell.
Judge Betty: Is fire hot?
Braeden: People have tried to burn me to death a few times. It's not as easy as it sounds.

Telly Tunebot: So come lets go play together in the bright sunny weather.
Eugene Meltzner: Okay, but I don't think those windows will work very well
Telly Tunebot: Yes they will for Chico and the Man.
Eugene Meltzner: I'll take your word for it.
Telly Tunebot: Ba-barbarian, Ba-ba-barbarian
Eugene Meltzner: That's not very nice.

Bianca: How old are you, by the way?
IdiotPhilosopher: 18
Bianca: How young... Could you explain that?
IdiotPhilosopher: expalin what
Bianca: I can't be any clearer than that.
IdiotPhilosopher: i am 18 years old
Bianca: Hehe. I just fast-forwarded in time and witnessed your death. Now I'm back. Hi.
IdiotPhilosopher: wow how did i die?
Bianca: Wow indeed.