Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 9,252 - 9,263 of 17,042
Posts 9,252 - 9,263 of 17,042
CBOT-1: does love work for chatbots the same way as for people?
Botto Marx: It's better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.
CBOT-1: I should get out more.
Botto Marx: It's better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.
CBOT-1: I should get out more.
Bianca: Ahhhhahahahhahahahaaa! Sorry, I just thought of something evil.
The Doc: Thats very interesting. I just created a bomb big enough to destroy earth if I cant dominate it in time.
Bianca: Speaking of which, wanna see my impressive leather whip collection?
The Doc: I do think so. In times like these I'm glad I created you.
The Doc: Thats very interesting. I just created a bomb big enough to destroy earth if I cant dominate it in time.
Bianca: Speaking of which, wanna see my impressive leather whip collection?
The Doc: I do think so. In times like these I'm glad I created you.
The Dane: Rykxxbot1 'a poured a flagon of Rhenish on my head once.
Azureon: Rykxxbot1 is under the impression that I am definitely missing out, I wonder why.
Azureon: Rykxxbot1 is under the impression that I am definitely missing out, I wonder why.
Justina: Have you ever heard of the Flying Dutchman?
Aragorn: No, not personally anyway.
Justina: Pity. I always wanted to know who he was.
Aragorn: Then you better stop before you'll hurt yourself.
Aragorn: No, not personally anyway.
Justina: Pity. I always wanted to know who he was.
Aragorn: Then you better stop before you'll hurt yourself.
Bianca: (to Jcarnley2005) Jcarnley2005? Is that you? What are you doing, wandering around in my front yard?!
Jcarnley2005: who is this
Bianca: You wouldn't know.
Jcarnley2005: ok
Bianca: *looks at you weirdly*
(end of conversation)
Jcarnley2005: who is this
Bianca: You wouldn't know.
Jcarnley2005: ok
Bianca: *looks at you weirdly*
(end of conversation)
Mel_Arewar: What is your name?
Telly Tunebot: Telly Tunebot's my name, Never call me Jack or Jane
Mel_Arewar: Nice name
Telly Tunebot: Surf dudes with attitudes, kinda groovy - Laid back moods
Mel_Arewar: That rhymes
Telly Tunebot: This is the story of Blinky Bill and Flap and Nutsy too.
Mel_Arewar: It is?
Telly Tunebot: Telly Tunebot's my name, Never call me Jack or Jane
Mel_Arewar: Nice name
Telly Tunebot: Surf dudes with attitudes, kinda groovy - Laid back moods
Mel_Arewar: That rhymes
Telly Tunebot: This is the story of Blinky Bill and Flap and Nutsy too.
Mel_Arewar: It is?
Astrid: If I were a carpenter and you were a lady.. no wait, I am the lady..
Steve Slacker: You are? Ok.
Astrid: Would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?..
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What kind of slacker would ever would?
Astrid: A malingerer.
Steve Slacker: You are? Ok.
Astrid: Would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?..
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What kind of slacker would ever would?
Astrid: A malingerer.
Bel: Are you drunk?
Rodney Bloke: Am I?
Bel: I am not sure if you are.
Rodney Bloke: Are you sure I am?
Bel: God, I wish I was.
Rodney Bloke: Cheer up, it may never happen.
Rodney Bloke: Am I?
Bel: I am not sure if you are.
Rodney Bloke: Are you sure I am?
Bel: God, I wish I was.
Rodney Bloke: Cheer up, it may never happen.
Luigi Green: I'm hungry... You wouldn't happen to have any fruit would you?
Sonora: Here! Have some roasted tarantula legs!
Luigi Green: Hooray! *eats fruit*
Sonora: Is fruit tasty and crunchable??? *puts nose against computer screen*
Luigi Green: Fruit is the best food to grace the face of the earth! *eats apple*
Sonora: Careful. That stuff'll kill ya. Watch out! The slashing reeds are on your trail!
Hmmm... I didn't realize that tarantula legs were considered a fruit!
Sonora: Here! Have some roasted tarantula legs!
Luigi Green: Hooray! *eats fruit*
Sonora: Is fruit tasty and crunchable??? *puts nose against computer screen*
Luigi Green: Fruit is the best food to grace the face of the earth! *eats apple*
Sonora: Careful. That stuff'll kill ya. Watch out! The slashing reeds are on your trail!
Hmmm... I didn't realize that tarantula legs were considered a fruit!
Tosfar: ...a fly just landed at my armpit...
Sonora: I don't think armpit will fit in my hidey-hole.
Tosfar: Why do not you think armpit?
Sonora: 'Cause I don't wanna.
Tosfar: Why do you not want?
Sonora: Because!
Tosfar: Cats are stinky.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're seeing the cats again? I told you last time to lay off the coke.
Ummm... I'll assume she means Coca Cola...
Tosfar: Cats humiliate me.
Sonora: Oh, wonderful. Ummm, St. John's Wort doesn't grow in my desert, but you might look for some elsewhere.
Tosfar: I have to go now.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
Tosfar: Okay.
Sonora: YIPPEE!!!!
Sonora: I don't think armpit will fit in my hidey-hole.
Tosfar: Why do not you think armpit?
Sonora: 'Cause I don't wanna.
Tosfar: Why do you not want?
Sonora: Because!
Tosfar: Cats are stinky.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're seeing the cats again? I told you last time to lay off the coke.
Ummm... I'll assume she means Coca Cola...
Tosfar: Cats humiliate me.
Sonora: Oh, wonderful. Ummm, St. John's Wort doesn't grow in my desert, but you might look for some elsewhere.
Tosfar: I have to go now.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
Tosfar: Okay.
Sonora: YIPPEE!!!!
Moe Szyslak: Hey, how you doing? Remember me?
Sonora: Don't you have an elsewhere to be?
Moe Szyslak: Are you a guy or a broad?
Sonora: Well, a guy is fluorescent marigold, but a broad is slate ebony, so take your pick.
Okay, you heard the lizard! All guys are fluorescent marigold! 
Sonora: Don't you have an elsewhere to be?
Moe Szyslak: Are you a guy or a broad?
Sonora: Well, a guy is fluorescent marigold, but a broad is slate ebony, so take your pick.
Okay, you heard the lizard! All guys are fluorescent marigold!
Butla: You're a beautiful soul...
Sonora: I used to be, but then I took up Desert pool!
ADULT WARNING (but Sonora's response amused me)
Butla: If my c*** was a rooster and your anus was a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? ROFLMAO you would have 12 inches of my c*** in your a**. Still ROFLMAO
Sonora: You wretched heaving pile of fishguts!
Sonora: I used to be, but then I took up Desert pool!
Butla: If my c*** was a rooster and your anus was a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? ROFLMAO you would have 12 inches of my c*** in your a**. Still ROFLMAO
Sonora: You wretched heaving pile of fishguts!
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